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Journey to the Center of the Earth 2008
Brendan Fraser falls a lot in this movie, but not as much as I fall for him every time I watch his films.
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2009
They disintegrate the Eiffel Tower—now the “I Fell Tower”—and other parts of Fr*nce with fun action scenes throughout, but I already feel G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra retreating into the crevices in the back of my brain, never to be seen again (until the Rock Reviewfest demands it.)
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The Monkey 2025
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The Mummy 1999
“Look what I got!…”
Hot people, lots of bugs, and a freaky mummy who has ailurophobia and can dislocate his jaw.Fraser and Weisz are great at selling their romantic journey with the ever-spiraling adventure unfurling along the way. It is predictable, yet really fun. Captain Havlock is an entertaining bit character and you can’t help but love him despite his limited screen-time.
The mummy himself is genuinely intimidating at times, but also comically goofy at others. Both have their…
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