TornadoBro

TornadoBro

I am required by law to give brief yet somewhat informative ratings on the movies I watch.

Loved List = 4/5 or above

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  • Why Did I Get Married?

    ★★★

  • Journey to the Center of the Earth

    ★★★

  • G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

    ★★½

  • The Mummy Returns

    ★★★

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  • Why Did I Get Married?

    Why Did I Get Married?

    ★★★

    Why Did I Get Married: Absolute Melodrama ✋😐🤚!

    Honestly, the acting is expressive and well-done. Sheila and the other actors remarkably sell their respective characters as believable people with their own respective relationship problems, which is a rarity in this genre. For example, the titular dinner scene is pretty damn chaotic and memorable, only working due to the fantastic acting all around. 

    Mike should’ve received actual Karma for what he did. The dude not only cheated, but is also incredibly…

  • Journey to the Center of the Earth

    Journey to the Center of the Earth

    ★★★

    Brendan Fraser falls a lot in this movie, but not as much as I fall for him every time I watch his films.

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me eat orange give me eat orange me kill you.

  • The Mummy

    The Mummy

    ★★★★

    Look what I got!…
    Hot people, lots of bugs, and a freaky mummy who has ailurophobia and can dislocate his jaw.

    Fraser and Weisz are great at selling their romantic journey with the ever-spiraling adventure unfurling along the way. It is predictable, yet really fun. Captain Havlock is an entertaining bit character and you can’t help but love him despite his limited screen-time.

    The mummy himself is genuinely intimidating at times, but also comically goofy at others. Both have their…