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  Violent Night 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Dec 2024

  I actually enjoyed this more than I thought. It’s objectively shit but I enjoyed. 

  The home alone traps with realistic results was good.

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  Arthur Christmas 2011

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 24 Dec 2024

  One of my fave Christmas films.

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  Muse: Simulation Theory 2020

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Aug 2020

  The stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life. 5 stars.

  Takes jumping the shark to a new level.

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  Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2023

  Sensational. 

  Hayley Attwell stole the show and my heart. Played being terrified and out of her depth wonderfully.

  Liked the classic trope of the villain’s henchman being turned around by it being a tiny French woman.

  Surprisingly funny. Cruise doesn’t have the whole thing of always having to be the toughest guy in the world (See: Rock, Fast Franchise etc), and plays scared/clueless for humour.

  The death didn’t feel earned enough. Felt like it was just to add stakes.

  Train sequence at the very end was immense.

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