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@larryhaj

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hi intro post wassup

call me Larry that's not my name but call me Larry anyway

pronouns change so come back here once in a while rn it's they/it

I know nothing and have no hobbies ever but I'm 18 so minors with adults in their dni go away respect your dni don't be stupid you're better than that

several severe unspecified mental illnesses

have fun

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250 notes and i will delete c.ai

NO TAKEBACKS. ALL I TAKE WITH ME ARE MY OCS IVE MADE. I WILL DEACTIVATE MY CHARACTER AI ACCOUNT GUARANTEED IF/WHEN I HIT 250 NOTES ON THIS POST.

5 notes max per BLOG, not per person (CREATING BLOGS TO DO THIS IS AGAINST THE RULES)

Sent this to a friend, adding this to the goals

500 before/on April 9 will have me delete chai as well

Ok so we hit 250. Can we hit 500 tho? (Yes)

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LISTEN UP, CHUCKLENUTS.

No identity should be kicked out or "exodus'ed" from the community.

"B-but, but they make us look-" nope. No. No. Stop it. Be better. Divided we fucking fall.

P-Shifters, CLCZs, physical nonhumans of all kinds belong. And if you think the solution to an identity you don't understand is to exile them?

You never understood the point of the alterhuman and nonhuman communities in the first place.

Support!

Stay united!

Drink water!

physical nonhuman here! thanks!!

this applies to systems of all kinds as well, endogenic, willogenic, tulpamancy (though I think finding a different term for it would be wise and no willogenic isn't quite the same), as well as the usual suspects of DID and OSDD

sincerely, an endo-DID system

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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."

Haj, I am planning an easter meal at my place, please aquire your human form and come to my place anywhere during easter day. Thank you.

AND BRING FOOD!!! LOTS OF FOOD!!!

with love, pur and pur

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SDFBVUKSYDGVSKUYDF HOW DO I GE TA HUMAN FORM

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This is Blob the Shark:

Blip the shark has died today, send this ask to all your followers:”II have to report Blob the shark is now dead”

RIP Blob the shark.

@regnbagshaj, @the-purpurhaj, could you spread the word please?

NOOOOO!!!! MY COUSIIIIIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mug full of chai latter >:3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Well I can't speak for my wife, but I have nothing against giving and receiving platonic forehead kisses.

Do you need a forehead kiss, a hug and some hot water?

I want to give platonic kisses, take a dirt nap, and eat unholy amounts of sardines...

is that close enough?

That does sound fun.

You can give me a platonic kiss, and then I hope your sadness will dissapear! Evaporate in the water! And if you cry that is okay. Your tears can water the soil where you sleep and release some build up stress.

Sure don't you also want a big shark hug? (I don't have a knife hidden in me I promise)

...actually yes please, touch usually makes me uncomfortable but you feel safe

I probably feel safe becaouse I don't have a knife. Now if you feel uncomfortable you just tap me 2 times and I will let go, okay?

*giving you a big nice gulhaj certified hug*

Everything will be alright. Becaouse we will do the effort to make I right. You got this Larry. I belive I'm you. 💛

becaouse.

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mug full of chai latter >:3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Well I can't speak for my wife, but I have nothing against giving and receiving platonic forehead kisses.

Do you need a forehead kiss, a hug and some hot water?

I want to give platonic kisses, take a dirt nap, and eat unholy amounts of sardines...

is that close enough?

That does sound fun.

You can give me a platonic kiss, and then I hope your sadness will dissapear! Evaporate in the water! And if you cry that is okay. Your tears can water the soil where you sleep and release some build up stress.

Sure don't you also want a big shark hug? (I don't have a knife hidden in me I promise)

...actually yes please, touch usually makes me uncomfortable but you feel safe

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mug full of chai latter >:3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Well I can't speak for my wife, but I have nothing against giving and receiving platonic forehead kisses.

Do you need a forehead kiss, a hug and some hot water?

I want to give platonic kisses, take a dirt nap, and eat unholy amounts of sardines...

is that close enough?

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mug full of chai latter >:3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Avatar
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mug full of chai latter >:3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

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