This is Blob the Shark:

Blip the shark has died today, send this ask to all your followers:”II have to report Blob the shark is now dead”

RIP Blob the shark.

@regnbagshaj, @the-purpurhaj, could you spread the word please?

tag list part 4

@the-valhaj @gummy-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @butiksagarehaj @the-truth-seekers @unregistered-haj @the-batmanhaj @the-dovehaj @sibhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @bagarhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @the-brathaj @gandalf-the-grahaj @the-frankenhaj @natthaj @redhoodhaj @dm-haj @the-vamphaj @bookworm-haj @the-dandyhaj @the-butterhaj @biblically-accurate-haj @spikeplushiehaj @the-aftonsparv @starz-rambles @larryhaj @the-rodgud @the-rosahaj @edgarnoe @the-snohaj @the-blalilahaj @shadowhaj @official-blahaj-posts @regnbasgshaj @the-sonichaj @kasmiskhaj @hajtale @kortfattadhaj @the-norsehaj @brithaj

NOOOOO!!!! MY COUSIIIIIINNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Training my parents to be funnier

NOT FUNNY

AND TIME

This is the way you’re supposed to do pranks!

I try SO hard not to make faces when I hear someone around me say wild shit but I just can’t stop myself

Choose your fighter

This is the funniest shit

Thank you so much for sharing

I have been looking for this.

tag game!!

@the-purpursparv @regnbagshaj @the-gulhaj @the-frankenhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

mug full of chai latter >:3

tags: @the-turkoshaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj + open tags :3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

@natthaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-haj @the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-smahaj @the-attaarmadhaj @cardboard-haj @the-rodbrunhaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Well I can't speak for my wife, but I have nothing against giving and receiving platonic forehead kisses.

Do you need a forehead kiss, a hug and some hot water?

I want to give platonic kisses, take a dirt nap, and eat unholy amounts of sardines...

is that close enough?

That does sound fun.

You can give me a platonic kiss, and then I hope your sadness will dissapear! Evaporate in the water! And if you cry that is okay. Your tears can water the soil where you sleep and release some build up stress.

Sure don't you also want a big shark hug? (I don't have a knife hidden in me I promise)

...actually yes please, touch usually makes me uncomfortable but you feel safe

I probably feel safe becaouse I don't have a knife. Now if you feel uncomfortable you just tap me 2 times and I will let go, okay?

*giving you a big nice gulhaj certified hug*

Everything will be alright. Becaouse we will do the effort to make I right. You got this Larry. I belive I'm you. 💛

becaouse.

tag game!!

@the-purpursparv @regnbagshaj @the-gulhaj @the-frankenhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

mug full of chai latter >:3

tags: @the-turkoshaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj + open tags :3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

@natthaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-haj @the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-smahaj @the-attaarmadhaj @cardboard-haj @the-rodbrunhaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Well I can't speak for my wife, but I have nothing against giving and receiving platonic forehead kisses.

Do you need a forehead kiss, a hug and some hot water?

I want to give platonic kisses, take a dirt nap, and eat unholy amounts of sardines...

is that close enough?

That does sound fun.

You can give me a platonic kiss, and then I hope your sadness will dissapear! Evaporate in the water! And if you cry that is okay. Your tears can water the soil where you sleep and release some build up stress.

Sure don't you also want a big shark hug? (I don't have a knife hidden in me I promise)

...actually yes please, touch usually makes me uncomfortable but you feel safe

tag game!!

@the-purpursparv @regnbagshaj @the-gulhaj @the-frankenhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

mug full of chai latter >:3

tags: @the-turkoshaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj + open tags :3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

@natthaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-haj @the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-smahaj @the-attaarmadhaj @cardboard-haj @the-rodbrunhaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

Well I can't speak for my wife, but I have nothing against giving and receiving platonic forehead kisses.

Do you need a forehead kiss, a hug and some hot water?

I want to give platonic kisses, take a dirt nap, and eat unholy amounts of sardines...

is that close enough?

tag game!!

@the-purpursparv @regnbagshaj @the-gulhaj @the-frankenhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

mug full of chai latter >:3

tags: @the-turkoshaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj + open tags :3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

@natthaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-haj @the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-smahaj @the-attaarmadhaj @cardboard-haj @the-rodbrunhaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

I really hope you have some protection on that knife so you won't accidently stab yourself when you can't resists the urge to hug blahaj.

Plz be safe Larry. I have a limited amount of waterproof bandages and a wife hungry for blood.

oh no, it's a pocket knife!!

also are you and/or your wife open to platonic kissies? I am sad and wish to give someone platonic kissies...

tag game!!

@the-purpursparv @regnbagshaj @the-gulhaj @the-frankenhaj @the-rodgulhaj @the-rodhaj

mug full of chai latter >:3

tags: @the-turkoshaj @the-rodbrunhaj @the-arohaj @the-attaarmadhaj + open tags :3

The alton towers hyperfixation was tempting however I can't afford a new hyperfixation at the moment, especially not one where spending money on theme park tickets would become more tempting than it already is. So I'm taking the miku figurine :3.

Uhhh @the-blalilahaj @the-purpurhaj and open tags because I can't think of anyone else right now.

That's an awesome blanket

Huuuuh well take smthg from my lair ig

I have no idea who to tag

Hummmm @the-hajhaj @ogiltig-haj I don't think you've been tagged here yet

@natthaj @the-eldritch-skrackhaj @the-haj @the-crowhaj @the-dovehaj @the-smahaj @the-attaarmadhaj @cardboard-haj @the-rodbrunhaj @regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj @the-purjolokhaj

trading cards are mine now.

sorry if you've been tagged before

Uraraka cosplay mine

idk who to tag

This is Armor Core 6 all over again.

But, to be fair. . .

YES MA’AM o7

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

omg we reached all the note goals!!! looks like i gotta get to work

alright finally finished doing nothing

the fact this is like the most notes i've ever received on a post. sure is something

you're really doing this to me huh?

fine then. get me to 10k notes. i dare you.

^^ I could tag my secret weapon :p

hey @the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj you guys could do something funny

tag list part 4

@the-valhaj @gummy-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @butiksagarehaj @the-truth-seekers @unregistered-haj @the-batmanhaj @the-dovehaj @sibhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @bagarhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @the-brathaj @gandalf-the-grahaj @the-frankenhaj @natthaj @redhoodhaj @dm-haj @the-vamphaj @bookworm-haj @the-dandyhaj @the-butterhaj @biblically-accurate-haj @spikeplushiehaj @the-aftonsparv @starz-rambles @larryhaj @the-rodgud @the-rosahaj @edgarnoe @the-snohaj @the-blalilahaj @shadowhaj @official-blahaj-posts @regnbasgshaj @the-sonichaj @kasmiskhaj @hajtale @kortfattadhaj @the-norsehaj

I order everyone who follows me to reblog this (not forcing though)

hey btw

$10 buys a (1 month) menstrual hygiene kit for sudanese women

$30 buys a (more comprehensive) menstrual & general hygiene kit for gazan women

please match my donation if you can & please share these links 🇸🇩🇵🇸

Next hunger games

okay, so, planning out the next ones, might do a test run today/tomorrow (who knows)

I plan to use a different generator, very kindly provided to my by the soon to exist @the-utrymmehaj

for this there are some extra options!

please fill this in if you wish to be added to the next Hajergames!

(with the weekly runs I will switch between this simulator and an expanded version of the original one as they are different in event lines and stuff like the bloodbath and feat)

Name: Pronouns: Main/Minor: Pic URL: Perks (2 or less): Items (1 or less): Preferred team mates (0 or more):

Pronoun options:

Perk options:

Item options:

I need more submissions, if you do not respond you will be thrown in, no perks, minor character, they/them pronouns, pfp image, no item, no team

to fill out the teams:

those I forgot to tag righ:

@the-valhaj, @gummy-haj, @the-kasmiskhaj, @butiksagarehaj, @the-truth-seekers, @unregistered-haj, @the-batmanhaj, @the-dovehaj, @sibhaj, @den-av-alla-hajen, @bagarhaj, @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e, @the-brathaj, @gandalf-the-grahaj, @the-frankenhaj, @natthaj, @redhoodhaj, @dm-haj, @the-vamphaj, @bookworm-haj, @the-dandyhaj, @the-butterhaj, @biblically-accurate-haj, @spikeplushiehaj, @the-aftonsparv, @starz-rambles, @larryhaj, @the-rodgud, @the-rosahaj, @edgarnoe, @the-snohaj, @the-blalilahaj, @shadowhaj, @official-blahaj-posts, @regnbasgshaj, @the-sonichaj, @kasmiskhaj, @hajtale, @kortfattadhaj, @the-norsehaj,

idk how to submit so please just submit me in as:

Miles

they

survivalist, inventor

axe (and prayers)

is 0-2 available?? idk if not just do 1

team means people, tag those you wanna team with, then rest seems good

...0 I know none of you people unless someone tags me themself then that's fine

Next hunger games

okay, so, planning out the next ones, might do a test run today/tomorrow (who knows)

I plan to use a different generator, very kindly provided to my by the soon to exist @the-utrymmehaj

for this there are some extra options!

please fill this in if you wish to be added to the next Hajergames!

(with the weekly runs I will switch between this simulator and an expanded version of the original one as they are different in event lines and stuff like the bloodbath and feat)

Name: Pronouns: Main/Minor: Pic URL: Perks (2 or less): Items (1 or less): Preferred team mates (0 or more):

Pronoun options:

Perk options:

Item options:

I need more submissions, if you do not respond you will be thrown in, no perks, minor character, they/them pronouns, pfp image, no item, no team

to fill out the teams:

those I forgot to tag righ:

@the-valhaj, @gummy-haj, @the-kasmiskhaj, @butiksagarehaj, @the-truth-seekers, @unregistered-haj, @the-batmanhaj, @the-dovehaj, @sibhaj, @den-av-alla-hajen, @bagarhaj, @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e, @the-brathaj, @gandalf-the-grahaj, @the-frankenhaj, @natthaj, @redhoodhaj, @dm-haj, @the-vamphaj, @bookworm-haj, @the-dandyhaj, @the-butterhaj, @biblically-accurate-haj, @spikeplushiehaj, @the-aftonsparv, @starz-rambles, @larryhaj, @the-rodgud, @the-rosahaj, @edgarnoe, @the-snohaj, @the-blalilahaj, @shadowhaj, @official-blahaj-posts, @regnbasgshaj, @the-sonichaj, @kasmiskhaj, @hajtale, @kortfattadhaj, @the-norsehaj,

idk how to submit so please just submit me in as:

Miles

they

survivalist, inventor

axe (and prayers)

is 0-2 available?? idk if not just do 1

the glass? i think the glass would make it sand

maybe a sandy cow? do they have cows in deserts?

y'all someone tell me why on earth I was only thinking abt the milk part of the glass of milk? TT0TT

sand cow

I would kill for sand cow but hear me out

sand cow

true true but! hear ME out

sand cow

a perfectly valid argument, however

sand calf

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

the glass? i think the glass would make it sand

maybe a sandy cow? do they have cows in deserts?

y'all someone tell me why on earth I was only thinking abt the milk part of the glass of milk? TT0TT

sand cow

I would kill for sand cow but hear me out

sand cow