Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

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Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

Tis the season. The day dawns where history repeats itself tomorrow, as it does every year.

Would anyone like to join me for stabbing transphobes?

I'm curious.

Can we get all the Blahaj blogs in one place? I want a group photo to hang in the loving room.

I am here.

Notes !!

0- i die

0- i pass out

0- burn new coord

0- i open a monster

0- i go into debt

0- sleep in gamer chair

1- i wear new coord

1- i sleep in my bed

1- coord

333- i shower

1- jirai

Coord

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

tags were broken so

When tthe blahajverse is called they tens to respond.

notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

omg we reached all the note goals!!! looks like i gotta get to work

alright finally finished doing nothing

the fact this is like the most notes i've ever received on a post. sure is something

you're really doing this to me huh?

fine then. get me to 10k notes. i dare you.

^^ I could tag my secret weapon :p

hey @the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj you guys could do something funny

tag list part 4

@the-valhaj @gummy-haj @the-kasmiskhaj @butiksagarehaj @the-truth-seekers @unregistered-haj @the-batmanhaj @the-dovehaj @sibhaj @den-av-alla-hajen @bagarhaj @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e @the-brathaj @gandalf-the-grahaj @the-frankenhaj @natthaj @redhoodhaj @dm-haj @the-vamphaj @bookworm-haj @the-dandyhaj @the-butterhaj @biblically-accurate-haj @spikeplushiehaj @the-aftonsparv @starz-rambles @larryhaj @the-rodgud @the-rosahaj @edgarnoe @the-snohaj @the-blalilahaj @shadowhaj @official-blahaj-posts @regnbasgshaj @the-sonichaj @kasmiskhaj @hajtale @kortfattadhaj @the-norsehaj

We support doing nothing in this ocean.

nOTES GAME!!!~

10 notes - I'll clean the rest of my room. (In progress just gotta finish coping w/ the fact some asshole neighbor of mine almost tried to run my dog over.)

20 notes - I'll get off the internet and finish my crochet projects. (ok but i better see even more notes when i get back.

30 notes - Watch one of my favorite TV shows regardless of how I embarass myself by stimming.

40 notes - READ YOUR GODDAMN 1000 PAGE NOVEL FOR ELA.

50 notes - GET YOUR ASS BACK ON YOUR WRITING BLOG.

60 notes - TAKE DOG ON DAILY WALKIES

70 notes - actually pay attention/focus on me witchcraft practice.

My owner seems to have gotten the notes up to 52, can someone get the remaining hit please?

Blahajs do you wanna celebrate the ides of march this year by stabbing transphobes with me?

I need to know how many will join so I can order an appropriate amount of knives for the event. ^-^

How uncouth. Though they have been proposing more of a problem lately.

I'd love to join, if you would like to have me.

Ok I've seen a lot of people do this lately so... notes game!

50 notes: I will get back to learning more ASL

100 notes: I'll make a religious sideblog (I'm pagan)

150 notes: I will start a new continuing oc story on tumblr

200 notes: I'll start actually wearing my binders when I'm dysphoric instead of staying miserable all day

500 notes: I'll actually start learning French and Japanese like I've been meaning to do for forever

1000 notes: I will tidy up and rearrange my room

2500 notes: I will make a scedule to write & publish an actual book

5000 notes: I will try to get / use mobility aids

10.000 notes: I'll be more open about my religion to my family

UPDATES: We're at 268 notes. I'm actively working on the new story, and vaguely figuring out the rest.

@regnbagshaj

helooo :3

Do your best~~

wa

Wise words

I only said one word

Wise word

There ya go!

Mmm

I hate that I feel inclined to agree with you

DID SOMEONE SAY GIMMICKS? >:3

NNNNOOOOO

Natthaj heard summon the gimmicks

we can make this happen btw.

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

Waluigi

Next hunger games

okay, so, planning out the next ones, might do a test run today/tomorrow (who knows)

I plan to use a different generator, very kindly provided to my by the soon to exist @the-utrymmehaj

for this there are some extra options!

please fill this in if you wish to be added to the next Hajergames!

(with the weekly runs I will switch between this simulator and an expanded version of the original one as they are different in event lines and stuff like the bloodbath and feat)

Name: Pronouns: Main/Minor: Pic URL: Perks (2 or less): Items (1 or less): Preferred team mates (0 or more):

Pronoun options:

Perk options:

Item options:

I need more submissions, if you do not respond you will be thrown in, no perks, minor character, they/them pronouns, pfp image, no item, no team

to fill out the teams:

those I forgot to tag righ:

@the-valhaj, @gummy-haj, @the-kasmiskhaj, @butiksagarehaj, @the-truth-seekers, @unregistered-haj, @the-batmanhaj, @the-dovehaj, @sibhaj, @den-av-alla-hajen, @bagarhaj, @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e, @the-brathaj, @gandalf-the-grahaj, @the-frankenhaj, @natthaj, @redhoodhaj, @dm-haj, @the-vamphaj, @bookworm-haj, @the-dandyhaj, @the-butterhaj, @biblically-accurate-haj, @spikeplushiehaj, @the-aftonsparv, @starz-rambles, @larryhaj, @the-rodgud, @the-rosahaj, @edgarnoe, @the-snohaj, @the-blalilahaj, @shadowhaj, @official-blahaj-posts, @regnbasgshaj, @the-sonichaj, @kasmiskhaj, @hajtale, @kortfattadhaj, @the-norsehaj,

Name: Astra Pronouns: They Main/Minor: Main Pic URL: Perks (2 or less): Devious & Inventor Items (1 or less): Ancient sceptor Preferred team mates: N/A

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

no im a search engibe

no im not im a grocery store

No I’m a shit music platform

No I'm an online game

NO IM A COUNTRY

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

no im a fanfic website

Nope I'm Staff

no im a vocaloid :3

No, I'm an UTAU, sorry!

No, I'm a Miku derivative!!!

Reblog if you are not a real person

No I’m Bedrock from Minecraft

ANSWER IS NO

BLOG IS BABA

No I'm a shark

No I am also a haj

No I am a crow/shark

Shonk

Shork 𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖

Shonk but god

Shark with a vested interest in books.

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

Frogs must always be reposted, it is a sacred rule. Sure...

DIVIDERS MASTERLIST

✨(Everything was made using Canva - so check that app out if you’re looking to make your own! Credit is not required but a reblog would be great if you use! 💕) ✨

Thank you for your amazing aesthetics. I love them.

I need more enrichment. I have run out of books to red in bed.

What other hobbies should I try?

Now if you're looking for a good webtoon to try then I suggest Space Boy by Stephan McCranie. I like to think it is pretty good.

You could also have a look into watching a few donghua (Chinese animation) as quite a number of them are available to watch on YouTube officially.

@the-turkoshaj

you ready?

whats happening? must i start writing this down? i wanna be included ;-;

stay outta this, this is the culmination of me and rodhaj's spite for each other

If you wanna stand like 20ft away and sports commentary this idm

i mean ill put it in the form of a myth, @the-bookwormhaj might do sports commentary idk ;-;

I can attempt to add some though I highly doubt it add much to the going ons.