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A Blahaj Story Keeper

@bookworm-haj / bookworm-haj.tumblr.com

A random Tumblr user's spam account.

Welcome! (≧∇≦)ノ

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ About Admin & Astra ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧

I decided to make a carrd for this. I just think they're neat.

Some of my favourite books include Magnus Chase and The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System. Also, support your local libraries. Libraries are amazing.

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ Guide ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧

#Astra the blahaj = any post I'm playing as Astra. Usually, this is posts related to blahaj or transphobes. #Faye's Rambles = me. Anything I write as just me. #Astra lore = When I begin to make up lore for Astra it is going on there. Then we tag by hobbies and such. #Writing Resources = I thought this stuff might come in useful... #Faye's journal = anything related to my interests that I want to keep track of. Books, quotes, dimension 20 and random things from D&D.

⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧ How my Tracker Works ⊱ ۫ ׅ ✧

So I'll be using this blog as a way to track my reading and how do I intend to do that you ask? Why, it is quite simple! φ(゜▽゜*)♪ Whenever I reach 1/3rd of a book I will type out a chapter by chapter summary of the plot (except, I'm challenging myself and limiting it to 2 to 4 sentences). It will also include quotes I found either (a) funny, (b) inspirational or (c) I think they sounded nice. Shows (which I watch occasionally) will be every 3 episodes and manga will be once a volume.

Keep things (mostly) silly here! This is for fun!

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Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

Tis the season. The day dawns where history repeats itself tomorrow, as it does every year.

Would anyone like to join me for stabbing transphobes?

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Notes !!

0- i die

0- i pass out

0- burn new coord

0- i open a monster

0- i go into debt

0- sleep in gamer chair

1- i wear new coord

1- i sleep in my bed

1- coord

333- i shower

1- jirai

Coord

  1. @the-blahaj
  2. @the-rodhaj
  3. @the-gronhaj
  4. @the-gulhaj
  5. @rosahaj
  6. @the-lilahaj
  7. @the-svarthaj
  8. @the-rodbrunhaj
  9. @the-grahaj
  10. @the-rodgulhaj
  11. @the-vithaj
  12. @the-magentahaj
  13. @blalilahaj
  14. @demonhaj
  15. @the-demonhaj
  16. @thedivineguldhaj
  17. @the-rutighaj
  18. @the-smahaj
  19. @the-haj
  20. @the-djavulsksilverhaj
  21. @the-purpurhaj
  22. @the-purjolokhaj
  23. @the-brunhaj
  24. @brunhaj
  25. @the-snohaj
  26. @the-turkossmahaj
  27. @regnbagshaj
  28. @the-screenwriting-haj
  29. @the-turkoshaj
  30. @svard-haj
  31. @ultraviolett-haj
  32. @the-attaarmadhaj
  33. @the-dinohaj
  34. @the-anglahaj
  35. @the-leendehaj
  36. @the-litenhaj
  37. @the-omvandhaj
  38. @the-448c-haj
  39. @the-jahalh
  40. @the-eldritch-skrackhaj
  41. @ogiltig-haj
  42. @swimhaj
  43. @the-ljusgrahaj
  44. @spelutvecklare-haj
  45. @the-sonicjah
  46. @the-v1haj
  47. @cardboard-haj
  48. @the-hajhaj
  49. @hajtale
  50. @the-blahajtale
  51. @the-ljushaj
  52. @the-fuchsiahaj
  53. @the-odethaj
  54. @halvgudhaj
  55. @the-emohaj
  56. @the-fotografhaj
  57. @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj
  58. @the-arohaj
  59. @the-crowhaj
  60. @the-korallfisk
  61. @scoliosis-haj
  62. @the-valhaj
  63. @gummy-haj
  64. @the-kasmiskhaj
  65. @butiksagarehaj
  66. @the-truth-seekers
  67. @unregistered-haj
  68. @the-batmanhaj
  69. @the-dovehaj
  70. @alcoholhaj
  71. @sibhaj
  72. @den-av-alla-hajen
  73. @bagarhaj
  74. @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e
  75. @the-brathaj
  76. @gandalf-the-grahaj
  77. @the-frankenhaj
  78. @natthaj
  79. @redhoodhaj
  80. @dm-haj
  81. @the-vamphaj
  82. @bookworm-haj
  83. @the-dandyhaj
  84. @the-butterhaj
  85. @natthaj
  86. @biblically-accurate-haj
  87. @teto-haj
  88. @sleepyhaj
  89. @the-invertedhaj
  90. @the-rymdenhaj
  91. @the-norsehaj
  92. @mintblue-haj
  93. @the-blahaj
  94. @the-rodhaj
  95. @the-gronhaj
  96. @the-gulhaj
  97. @rosahaj
  98. @the-lilahaj
  99. @the-svarthaj
  100. @the-rodbrunhaj
  101. @the-grahaj
  102. @the-rodgulhaj
  103. @the-vithaj
  104. @the-klapparhaj
  105. @the-magentahaj
  106. @blalilahaj
  107. @demonhaj
  108. @the-demonhaj
  109. @thedivineguldhaj
  110. @the-rutighaj
  111. @the-smahaj
  112. @the-haj
  113. @the-djavulsksilverhaj
  114. @the-purpurhaj
  115. @the-purjolokhaj
  116. @the-brunhaj
  117. @brunhaj
  118. @the-turkossmahaj
  119. @regnbagshaj
  120. @the-screenwriting-haj
  121. @the-turkoshaj
  122. @svard-haj
  123. @ultraviolett-haj
  124. @the-attaarmadhaj
  125. @the-dinohaj
  126. @the-anglahaj
  127. @the-leendehaj
  128. @the-litenhaj
  129. @the-448c-haj
  130. @the-eldritch-skrackhaj
  131. @ogiltig-haj
  132. @swimhaj
  133. @the-ljusgrahaj
  134. @spelutvecklare-haj
  135. @the-sonicjah
  136. @the-v1haj
  137. @cardboard-haj
  138. @the-hajhaj
  139. @the-blavingad
  140. @the-ljushaj
  141. @the-fuchsiahaj
  142. @the-odethaj
  143. @halvgudhaj
  144. @the-emohaj
  145. @the-fotografhaj
  146. @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj
  147. @the-arohaj
  148. @the-crowhaj
  149. @the-korallfisk
  150. @scoliosis-haj
  151. @the-valhaj
  152. @gummy-haj
  153. @the-kasmiskhaj
  154. @butiksagarehaj
  155. @the-truth-seekers
  156. @unregistered-haj
  157. @the-batmanhaj
  158. @the-dovehaj
  159. @sibhaj
  160. @den-av-alla-hajen
  161. @bagarhaj
  162. @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e
  163. @the-brathaj
  164. @gandalf-the-grahaj
  165. @the-frankenhaj
  166. @natthaj
  167. @redhoodhaj
  168. @dm-haj
  169. @the-vamphaj
  170. @bookworm-haj
  171. @the-dandyhaj
  172. @the-butterhaj
  173. @biblically-accurate-haj
  174. @spikeplushiehaj
  175. @the-aftonsparv
  176. @starz-rambles
  177. @larryhaj
  178. @the-rodgud
  179. @the-rosahaj
  180. @edgarnoe
  181. @the-snohaj
  182. @the-blalilahaj
  183. @shadowhaj
  184. @official-blahaj-posts
  185. @regnbasgshaj
  186. @the-sonichaj
  187. @kasmiskhaj
  188. @hajtale
  189. @kortfattadhaj
  190. @the-norsehaj

tags were broken so

  1. @scoliosis-haj
  2. @the-valhaj
  3. @gummy-haj
  4. @the-kasmiskhaj
  5. @butiksagarehaj
  6. @the-truth-seekers
  7. @unregistered-haj
  8. @the-batmanhaj
  9. @the-dovehaj
  10. @alcoholhaj
  11. @sibhaj
  12. @den-av-alla-hajen
  13. @bagarhaj
  14. @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e
  15. @the-brathaj
  16. @gandalf-the-grahaj
  17. @the-frankenhaj
  18. @natthaj
  19. @redhoodhaj
  20. @dm-haj
  21. @the-vamphaj
  22. @bookworm-haj
  23. @the-dandyhaj
  24. @the-butterhaj
  25. @natthaj
  26. @biblically-accurate-haj
  27. @teto-haj
  28. @sleepyhaj
  29. @the-invertedhaj
  30. @the-rymdenhaj
  31. @the-norsehaj
  32. @mintblue-haj
  33. @the-blahaj
  34. @the-rodhaj
  35. @the-gronhaj
  36. @the-gulhaj
  37. @rosahaj
  38. @the-lilahaj
  39. @the-svarthaj
  40. @the-rodbrunhaj
  41. @the-grahaj
  42. @the-rodgulhaj
  43. @the-vithaj
  44. @the-klapparhaj
  45. @the-magentahaj
  46. @blalilahaj
  47. @demonhaj
  48. @the-demonhaj
  49. @thedivineguldhaj
  50. @the-rutighaj
  51. @the-smahaj
  52. @the-haj
  53. @the-djavulsksilverhaj
  54. @the-purpurhaj
  55. @the-purjolokhaj
  56. @the-brunhaj
  57. @brunhaj
  58. @the-turkossmahaj
  59. @regnbagshaj
  60. @the-screenwriting-haj
  61. @the-turkoshaj
  62. @svard-haj
  63. @ultraviolett-haj
  64. @the-attaarmadhaj
  65. @the-dinohaj
  66. @the-anglahaj
  67. @the-leendehaj
  68. @the-litenhaj
  69. @the-448c-haj
  70. @the-eldritch-skrackhaj
  71. @ogiltig-haj
  72. @swimhaj
  73. @the-ljusgrahaj
  74. @spelutvecklare-haj
  75. @the-sonicjah
  76. @the-v1haj
  77. @cardboard-haj
  78. @the-hajhaj
  79. @the-blavingad
  80. @the-ljushaj
  81. @the-fuchsiahaj
  82. @the-odethaj
  83. @halvgudhaj
  84. @the-emohaj
  85. @the-fotografhaj
  86. @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj
  87. @the-arohaj
  88. @the-crowhaj
  89. @the-korallfisk
  90. @scoliosis-haj
  91. @the-valhaj
  92. @gummy-haj
  93. @the-kasmiskhaj
  94. @butiksagarehaj
  95. @the-truth-seekers
  96. @unregistered-haj
  97. @the-batmanhaj
  98. @the-dovehaj
  99. @sibhaj
  100. @den-av-alla-hajen
  101. @bagarhaj
  102. @4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e
  103. @the-brathaj
  104. @gandalf-the-grahaj
  105. @the-frankenhaj
  106. @natthaj
  107. @redhoodhaj
  108. @dm-haj
  109. @the-vamphaj
  110. @bookworm-haj
  111. @the-dandyhaj
  112. @the-butterhaj
  113. @biblically-accurate-haj
  114. @spikeplushiehaj
  115. @the-aftonsparv
  116. @starz-rambles
  117. @larryhaj
  118. @the-rodgud
  119. @the-rosahaj
  120. @edgarnoe
  121. @the-snohaj
  122. @the-blalilahaj
  123. @shadowhaj
  124. @official-blahaj-posts
  125. @regnbasgshaj
  126. @the-sonichaj
  127. @kasmiskhaj
  128. @hajtale
  129. @kortfattadhaj
  130. @the-norsehaj

When tthe blahajverse is called they tens to respond.

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notes goals!!!

0 notes: i will do nothing

there are no goals beyond that

omg we reached all the note goals!!! looks like i gotta get to work

alright finally finished doing nothing

the fact this is like the most notes i've ever received on a post. sure is something

you're really doing this to me huh?

fine then. get me to 10k notes. i dare you.

^^ I could tag my secret weapon :p

hey @the-purpurhaj @regnbagshaj you guys could do something funny

We support doing nothing in this ocean.

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nOTES GAME!!!~

10 notes - I'll clean the rest of my room. (In progress just gotta finish coping w/ the fact some asshole neighbor of mine almost tried to run my dog over.)

20 notes - I'll get off the internet and finish my crochet projects. (ok but i better see even more notes when i get back.

30 notes - Watch one of my favorite TV shows regardless of how I embarass myself by stimming.

40 notes - READ YOUR GODDAMN 1000 PAGE NOVEL FOR ELA.

50 notes - GET YOUR ASS BACK ON YOUR WRITING BLOG.

60 notes - TAKE DOG ON DAILY WALKIES

70 notes - actually pay attention/focus on me witchcraft practice.

My owner seems to have gotten the notes up to 52, can someone get the remaining hit please?

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Blahajs do you wanna celebrate the ides of march this year by stabbing transphobes with me?

I need to know how many will join so I can order an appropriate amount of knives for the event. ^-^

How uncouth. Though they have been proposing more of a problem lately.

I'd love to join, if you would like to have me.

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Ok I've seen a lot of people do this lately so... notes game!

50 notes: I will get back to learning more ASL

100 notes: I'll make a religious sideblog (I'm pagan)

150 notes: I will start a new continuing oc story on tumblr

200 notes: I'll start actually wearing my binders when I'm dysphoric instead of staying miserable all day

500 notes: I'll actually start learning French and Japanese like I've been meaning to do for forever

1000 notes: I will tidy up and rearrange my room

2500 notes: I will make a scedule to write & publish an actual book

5000 notes: I will try to get / use mobility aids

10.000 notes: I'll be more open about my religion to my family

UPDATES: We're at 268 notes. I'm actively working on the new story, and vaguely figuring out the rest.

Do your best~~

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Next hunger games

okay, so, planning out the next ones, might do a test run today/tomorrow (who knows)

I plan to use a different generator, very kindly provided to my by the soon to exist @the-utrymmehaj

for this there are some extra options!

please fill this in if you wish to be added to the next Hajergames!

(with the weekly runs I will switch between this simulator and an expanded version of the original one as they are different in event lines and stuff like the bloodbath and feat)

Name: Pronouns: Main/Minor: Pic URL: Perks (2 or less): Items (1 or less): Preferred team mates (0 or more):

Pronoun options:

Perk options:

Item options:

I need more submissions, if you do not respond you will be thrown in, no perks, minor character, they/them pronouns, pfp image, no item, no team

to fill out the teams:

those I forgot to tag righ:

Name: Astra Pronouns: They Main/Minor: Main Pic URL: Perks (2 or less): Devious & Inventor Items (1 or less): Ancient sceptor Preferred team mates: N/A

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WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

no im a search engibe

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the-official-publix-deactivated

no im not im a grocery store

No I’m a shit music platform

No I'm an online game

NO IM A COUNTRY

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

no im a fanfic website

Nope I'm Staff

no im a vocaloid :3

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No, I'm an UTAU, sorry!

No, I'm a Miku derivative!!!

Reblog if you are not a real person

No I’m Bedrock from Minecraft

ANSWER IS NO

BLOG IS BABA

No I'm a shark

No I am also a haj

No I am a crow/shark

Shork 𝜗𝜚 ⊹ ࣪ ˖

Shonk but god

Shark with a vested interest in books.

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I need more enrichment. I have run out of books to red in bed.

What other hobbies should I try?

Now if you're looking for a good webtoon to try then I suggest Space Boy by Stephan McCranie. I like to think it is pretty good.

You could also have a look into watching a few donghua (Chinese animation) as quite a number of them are available to watch on YouTube officially.

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you ready?

whats happening? must i start writing this down? i wanna be included ;-;

stay outta this, this is the culmination of me and rodhaj's spite for each other

If you wanna stand like 20ft away and sports commentary this idm

i mean ill put it in the form of a myth, @the-bookwormhaj might do sports commentary idk ;-;

I can attempt to add some though I highly doubt it add much to the going ons.

It's a wild thing to see the difference between people just through social media. Like my mother, my egg donor. She's a conspiracy theorist and HATES the LGBTQIA (or at least trans people). Yet her child is NB and it is quite likely she knows because I'm accidentally too loud a lot of the time. Yet I can look on one of her friend's facebooks who is of a similar age to her and she reposts about books and stuff. The lady I haven't seen in over 8 years reposts books she likes with gay couples and trans representation and over all supportive stuff. It hurts. It hurts a lot that I know I won't get that if I ever go down the path I know is waiting for me. I know my family will be cut in half the moment I decide to go the whole way like changing my name and (possibly) going on testoterone. I just don't get it and I don't think I ever will. Life moves on.

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