it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

i got bodyslammed by a wave as a kid and never trusted the ocean since

I also have some extra teeth

I have a scar under my eye from a tooth getting embedded there

@visrr @anonymouspaperbirdman @jademint766

Every major injury I’ve had was caused by clumsiness; I split my head on a bench because I tripped on my shoelaces, I’ve fractured fingers slamming them in car doors and falling down the stairs, and gotten a concussion scootering full speed straight into a metal pole because I wasn’t wearing my glasses.

@freshcarrotsfinally @queenwillow77

as a little child I once let go of the chains on the swing and flew off. I hit my head on the wood thing on the edge of the playground and I don't rlly remember what happened next

@thatoneluckybee

I was adopted as an embryo, meaning embryo me was sitting in a freezer for 7 years before I was transfered to my mother and born. Pretty legitness idk👍

@moonbiine @thurio-edau @piigeonss no pressure lore drop

i think you won this game

Thx for the tag <3

I used to wear earrings, but after i got an infection TWICE, i now have a fear of any and all piercings

No pressure: @whatsuplin @niredsw

also @bvnnyl0v3r bc you’re interesting

I now have a beef with my chem teacher becuz i ate leftovers of my ice-cream from the break in her class🕴️

No pressure tags, y'all are interesting ilysm

@junebug99 @r0ckst4r-c0re @rot-decay-erosion @lavendermoon48 @rot-decay-erosion @lee1504 + LITERALLY ANYBODY

I went sledding and hit a speed bump then went flying and as it turned out the snow was ice and jammed my wrist and my nose was bleeding and now I’m scared of sledding.

HEHE IM SPECIAL I WAS TAGGED TWICE

@dragoness05 @d011zk1ll @catladymasterofsqirl

@junebug99 @the-artist-07

(NONPRESSURE)

Lol I was literally walking around without a thumbnail for two years and then it just grew back

I CBA to tag I fear @what-is-going-on-im-confused @darrycurtisss

I broke my left pinky while playing Frisbee at a pumpkin patch. blame the girlscouts

@blacklicoriceisgood @butter-human @ninadove @ruler-of-nothing-important @ch4rliespringg

Thx for the tag fren.

I had two seizures when i was younger due to my body heating up too fast

@dizzycloudzzz @dragon-stars-world @blinddreams24 @yellow-daisy-lady and anyone else who wants to join.

I am missing 2 teeth, I got told by one dentist they wouldn't grow and then another said they would and then later another told me they just weren't there lol so I guess that's interesting? (I then later got braces and you can hardly tell they were missing to start with)

@mysticsoulgirl @loeden @addverrbb and any one else welcome too c:

Mao same anyone can join

My vision started deteriorating after I tripped and caught the floor with my 2 front teeth and slowed after getting glasses

Siblings can transmit pain to other siblings and sometimes share dreams

Mao same anyone can join

@virgil-is-a-cutie @lazy-and-bitter

Took me a minute to think of something but,

Someone once tried to frame me for a kill list at school (with their barely legible handwriting when I have good handwriting)

Not only that, it was on a day I wasn’t even there and had a doctors note to prove it.

@nonavian-dinosaur @dannyphantomwayne @oakys-sideblog

I once got my wrist broken in two paces by a cousin close to my growth plate and the first ER we went to told my parents that it was a fracture and I was stuck in an uncomfortable brace for like 3-4 weeks until a doctors visit said “No, that is a broken wrist you need a cast not a brace” so I got put in a brace for like 4 months so it could heal. A teacher even took my brace cause I kept messing with it cause it was crazy uncomfortable and even hurt a bit.

@ghostdoodlen @villainousdeity @goddessofbees

I have a scar on the top of my nose between my eyes that almost touches one eye. I got it jumping off a bunk bed and hitting a ceiling fan and having to get stitches as a kid. I get anxious about it but I love it regardless

I have a bad tendency of getting lost anywhere and going into stranger's cars when I'm walking down the street and they ask if I need a ride. But it's okay cuz I turned down the last one. Learning my lesson 💪

I thought for the first 14 years of my life I was an identical twin but turns out I'm fraternal. I look exactly like my mom and she looks like my dad but we can pass off as each other and have successfully.

@flamestar126 @mayfay @otome-wandering @ggomos-maribat @kashlyn @luffyadolover

Ever since I was a child I felt insecure on how dirty my ears felt so much so that I would always clean them with a cotton bud/swab at least twice a day. It all went downhill at the age of 13 when a piece of cotton got stuck in my ear and I had to go see a doctor because my ears started to bleed and I couldn't hear anything. Sadly, I never grew out of that habit and now take medicine for my ears.

@anniflamma @vm-haunts @bloggerspam @tomboy014 @pukicho @zoe-oneesama @eggadoodle

Oh! uhm. Hm. this puts me on the spot.

One time, i took like 5 shots of vodka and then went to the bathroom to do my business. i was wearing a skirt and leggings and i get really warm when im tipsy/drunk, so i was like "enough of this" so just as the toilet finishes flushing im trying to take off my leggings (ive pulled up everything else at this point i was decent) but tripped bc my shoes were on (it was a shoes on house) and spun and tripped, and the bridge of my nose hit the tank as it was filling back up (with clean water!) and shattered it.

My nose did not even turn red.

so anyway if you see this i tag you!

When I was 7 I saw a movie where some guy swung on some drapes. My friend's house had some big curtains so I tried to swing on them and I ended up tearing them off from where they were secured on the ceiling. The beam hit me on the head.

I didn't want to get into trouble so I ran outside and pretended that I was playing in the backyard the whole time. I haven't told anyone this until now.

I was at the splash pad when I was like 9 with my maybe 1 or two year old niece at the time and my sister

I was running for the sidewalk so I could wipe the water out of my eyes without more water immediately replacing it and misjudged and ran into the side of the sidewalk and had the whole toenail of my big toe on my left foot ripped off because I stubbed it so hard.

It took like 2 months to grow back, I think

@mypainischronicbutmyassisiconic @quackery-binx @brokenstar28 and anyone else

i have never eaten lasagna.

@paprus-teutonic-knight @alecasnotebook @arrowheadedbitch @mac-cheez @autistic-human @thechildofshadows open tags

Oh me neither!

there was a few years in my childhood where everyone thought I had cancer but I rlly just hadn’t gotten the right diagnosis yet

@scrambledd3ggss @alexanderhamioton321 @drowningroane

I am 100% nerodivergent. I have them all diagnosed by a doctor.

Fear me

@animal-anon-offical @monarch-of-weird-girlboy-nation

I pressed a Spanish noseband to the back of my hand

BIG MISTAKE

very cool scar though 👍 0/10 would not do again

@nvm-i-got-claimed

@son-of-seamonsters

As a kid I used to never laugh because when I did people would critisize me for it.

@childofthewargod @halfgiantchiefsmith @titanarmychiefsmith

@whatwhywhowherehow

you get a seperate section because ily

Oh as a kid I cried like a lot a lot and when 13 I stopped because I grew the fuck up

@love-lightning-forethought @scarletbeast @numbuhinfinitys

I used to do competitive dance but I didn't have the trust nor flexibility to do any acrobatics so I never really placed

@startswithahell @wishing-on-a-snowflake @gaygirldoodles @debacleofdaemons

i was in a wave pool with my family once and two people were playing in their buoys and they were slamming into each other for fun but then i ended up between them somehow so i drowned (⁠≧⁠ω≦⁠)

@mireyaaaaaaaaa @cceanvvaves @beybladeninja

i have no idea what to write in these but ehhh there was this time i was in another country for a vacation and i sorta got separated from my dad. i have this thing where i cling onto my parents' arm so i clung onto the nearest arm only to look up and realize it was a stranger of whom i didnt even speak the same language.

and this happened TWICE

@imobsessed123 @mythologymakesmeconfused @loonatic-yapz

TWICE? dam

well, once when i was around 4 i tripped and hit my head on this wooden table, and i don't mean planks, i mean mahogany. well, i somehow managed to CRACK THE TABLE instead of hurting my head. we sold the table off a month ago and last time i saw the crack is still there

@bored-dromaeosaur @theetherealraphael @blazingdracy @literally-leo @and-cassiopeia

@andromeda-the-constellation @the-official-gemini @stargazing-with-friends

DANG

My story is pretty similar. when I was younger my sister had gotten a cake and my parents put it on a tall counter so I couldn't reach it. so I grabbed a rolling chair and stood on it and leaned over to get the cake. the chair slipped and I fell head first into a whole bunch of electronics, taking the cake with me. we went to the doctors and found out I had fractured my skull and given myself a concussion and I couldn't stay away for more then an hour or so for the next few days

@100percent-shell-oil @definitely-waste-management @the-official-goose-god

Damn-

When i was younger (i cant remember how old i was i just know it was pre-covid so younger than 11) i somehow slid face first down a twisty rockwall cuz i was stupid 👍

@totally-neptune-official @totally-oregon @ursa-minor-probably @truly-jcjenson

when I was younger (about a year after Covid) I rode a dirt bike for the first time but forgot the break and flipped the bike and my leg was trapped under it, I got a solid c shaped scar on my knee

@the-official-goose-god

@definitely-britain @the-red-planet-mars

my other blogs has already answered this but I have so many fun stories to share

I was playing on my DS and walking out of a doctor's office. this office had a sliding glass door, but also glass next to the door so was like glass door glass. I walked straight into the glass, missing the sliding glass door, bouncing off of it like a cartoon character. surprisingly my DS wasn't broken

open tags :D

hmmm. I nearly drowned when I was white water rafting (I was like 15, a day or two after my birthday) because our boat decided to surf* and I got trapped under the raft. Made it out with a scrape on my arm and a strong desire to test my limits again.

*a thing you can do when you’re white water rafting where after you go down a rapid you can paddle back into it and fill your boat with water while getting slammed around

@theogmrpandabear @i-iove-iucy @th3p0rtalmaker

When I was about 6 or 7 years old I almost died on a giant water slide at Blizzard Beach in Disney World.

I was homeless for the last 6 months of 2023. In Dec. of that year I survived a snowstorm by sleeping in a refurbished bus that a local resource center had outfitted with space heaters and power strips for charging personal devices.

@alchemicalwerewolf @catsandbats13 @antiquepearlss @meiloorunsmoothie @tofangirlonly @who-are-you-calling-a-rose

I was born a whole month early and had two holes in my heart. One closed on its own but the other one had to be plugged by a metal coil in a fairly new kind of surgery at the time. My youngest sister ended up having the exact same heart condition as me too so now we have matching coils in our hearts.

@rubydracogirl @gravity-falls-fanatic89 @krookodilez @interstellar-interloper

I had to think for a second I think I have a good list in my head so I'll settle with this.

I remember the date of when I saw this thing too. I think like October 10, 2018 (YES THE WHOLE DATE, not the exact time though but late night).

I looked at my TV screen while it was turning on (black screen with a little logo), and then I turned around and saw a shadow that didn't make sense where it was directed from me. It looked wayy taller with squared shoulders and extra height indicating a bowler hat kind of thing. I was confused and looked at my real shadow that made sense with the direction of light and looked back again and the weird one was gone.

I'm convinced I saw the hat man with no benadryl needed! I am pretty sureI was scared shitless for like two weeks to be in that room honestly.

Also open tags for anyone who wants to add! :)

all this stress isn’t good for the baby (me)

This is my (full picture) contribution to the @gfhunklescalendar2017 .  Two shirtless old men chillin in the pool.  I hope you all enjoy this calendar; I certainly will. ;D

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

save me hot shower

"hows the job search going"

Tale of two Stans never fails to make me sad. What do you mean these two overly dependent assholes both end up at the worst lowest points of their lives at the same exact moment? What the fuck!? How was it that of everything in their lives to coincide it's them being at their lowest that meet.

What do you mean their childhoods never gave them a chance to be individuals and so all of their weaknesses and blind spots caught up with them in the end. What do you mean that without Ford, Stan was destined to get himself into trouble? What do you mean that without Stan, Ford was destined to get himself in trouble? What the fuck!

What do you fucking mean that they depended on one another because that's all they ever knew.

What do you mean Ford never bothered to learn to read when people wanted to use him cause he had Stan? What do you mean Stan never learned to think ahead because he had Ford?

I'm so haunted by the fact that Ford was able to mostly keep his life stable for a few years but in the end his inability to truly read and connect with people got to him. Why did filbrick make him think he was only good for one thing so he pushed himself too far in a way it was easy to take advantage of? What do you fucking mean his fatal flaw is he's convinced he's never good enough and thus is easy to manipulate?

I'm gutted by the fact that Stan was never doing well by any means but he was surviving against the odds and doing better than terrible. Until his tendency to push things, to prove himself, got him in too deep. Why did filbrick convince him he was good for nothing so he pushed himself to find something he was worth? What do you fucking mean his fatal flaw is he's convinced he's never good enough and thus he's always pushing himself to the edge at great risk to his own safety even?

What do you mean their flaws as people are reflected and can only make full sense with the context of the other. What do you mean!

filbrick Pines how the HELL did you fuck up your sons in a way so poetic and fucked up its beautifully tragic?

Why the fuck did that stupid ass aqua color win the vote. I remember being so mad about it like it literally looked so close to the other light blue that was already in the game. I was a kid and blue was my favorite color in the world and even I was able to acknowledge that. But no I guess you just line up 3 colors and stupid children just vote for the one they like best in a vacuum instead of giving an ounce of a fuck about the greater implications and impact of their decision.

One of these things is not like the others

message to all bitches

please survive

Here’s them with their tits out because I hit 30k on twitter… enjoy