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What should we call you? Please use she/her pronouns for me! I’ve gone by a whole bunch of names over the years, so you can call me Poke, Phoenix, Moonweaver, or Kranak/Chronic!

How old are you? I’m an adult, not a minor. However, I do not write or draw smut or nudity out of personal preference! Drawing wise, I might depict blood or mild gore. In writing, I have very little things I won’t write, with smut being one of those things. My fics have included topics like suicide, extreme levels of gore, mental disabilities, chronic pain, cannibalism, extreme violence, and a host of other things as well. You have been warned! All of my fics have been tagged with their associated trigger warning on Ao3!

What do you do? I’m a writer and an artist! I write both original stories and Fanfictions, and I draw art for both! My current obsession is with my Don’t Starve Fanfiction, What This World Has to Offer and my Mercy for the Lamb series, based on Parkour Civilization! Other fanfictions of mine include Owl House Fanfictions “The Little Prince” and “I Know We Can Make It Better” and the Kingdom Hearts/Kid Icarus crossover trilogy “To Kingdom Come”, including the titular story, “Something Immortal”, and “To Rise Again”. Original stories I may post about, but I do not plan on sharing them as I do hope to one day get them published.

For someone who claims to have original stories, you post a lot of Fanfiction art. Ahh, well, yeah. I tend to go through phases of my stories, and my current phase is an unhealthy obsession with my Don’t Starve work.

What do you tend to write into your stories? My original stories are fantasy based with heavy emphasis on creatures like dragons and magic. I tend to write with darker topics and love to go into subjects like neurodivergence and mental disorders. It is always my intent to portray these disorders accurately and respectfully. With Fanfiction, it often depends on the story and what inspired me to write it. Generally, I write a lot of angst and hurt/comfort, which I don’t believe is too surprising. You can often see this portrayed in my art

OTHER ACCOUNTS:

Deviantart - RhymesWithChronic

ArtFight - RhymesWithChronic

Archive of our Own - RhymesWithChronic

Fanfiction.net - Moonweaver50 (this account is old and almost entirely abandoned save for updating WTWHTO. I have a lot of old stories on there written when I was a kid, so don’t judge their quality if you get curious lol)

Don’t Starve Forums - RhymesWChronic

Steam - Pokemaniac7000

Toyhou.se - RhymesWithChronic

Please message me about any accounts not under these names claiming to be me or posting any of my stories/art!

Fandoms, current ones and ones I still enjoy even if not actively in anymore:

Don’t Starve (to an extent)

Warrior Cats

The Owl House/Gravity Falls/Amphibia (Primarily TOH, cause Hunter is my son)

Kingdom Hearts (Soriku my heart my love)

Portal

Kid Icarus

Wings of Fire

Undertale

Bug Fables

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Pokémon

Fools Gold (Dingodoodles)

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss

Cult of the Lamb

Stardew Valley

Steven Universe

Parkour Civilization/PVP Civilization/Evboverse Series

Animator Vs. Animation

Feel free to send me art and fic recommendations, but please remain SFW!

One of Bast’s adoptive parents from The Circle Maker! Meet Golden!

Hi sorry I got attached

Yeah. I got attached. Enjoy the fruits of my brainrot

And You Do it For Her - RhymesWithChronic - Parkour Civilization (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]

Evbo introduces his daughter to his old Pro neighbor. It does not go exactly how he planned. [Follow up to "More Than Anything" AU]

Me to my real life friends: No I’m not wasting any of my money. It only goes to the essentials

My friends in 2028 when I force them to play Animation VERSUS with me: Hey where did you get that cool hat?

Me:

Chapter 2 of The Circle Maker is posted!

This is the last part of the introduction chapters, so I apologize if it's a bit short and not super interesting. I hope you guys enjoy nonetheless!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63930145/chapters/164901355

You know, thinking on it now.

In the More Than Anything timeline, Nebby *is a Demigod*. She is actually a real deal genuine goddamn Demigod.

This is to say that this timeline ends in objectively the best way for Evbo since it is the *only* one in where he is not alone after enough years go by. This is the only timeline I have written where he is accompanied by a fellow immortal. I have genuinely no clue if she would develop any powers based on her demigod status but she’d definitely be biologically immortal, even of not perfectly immortal like Evbo is.

Yes I do completely immerse myself in the world of fiction to ignore the injustices of living in real life America why do you ask

Hey so I specifically characterized characters in Vengeance to fit with lines from Heaven Says

“Now spell Answer”

Parrot: F-r-e-e-d-o-m

“Wrong. Try again.

Now spell Mankind.”

Raymond: D-i-s-e-a-s-e

“Wrong. Try again.

Now spell Answer.”

PrinceZam: V-i-o-l-e-n-c-e

“Wrong. Try again.

Now spell Sinner.”

Tabi: F-r-i-e-n-d-s

“Wrong.”

Evbo: The correct spelling is Y-O-U

Hi :)

OPPORTUNITY TO DROP TIMELINE STUFF HELL YES. The answer to specifically this ask is at the end :3

I was gonna answer this normally but I'm not normal at all so let's have some fun

Sorry in advance - enjoy the ride ;) Spoiler Warning for Parkour Civilization and the entirety of the Mercy for the Lamb Series currently written! I also apologize for any inconsistencies and if you notice any, don't be afraid to complain and I'll try to fix it lol. Sometimes it's hard to keep everything perfectly in line, especially in such a rapidly growing series

Using Evbo's Ascension as Year 0, gonna call before this BA (before Ascension) and after AA (After Ascension)

30 BA: Seawatt is born

The flashback introduction of "We Build the Foundation" takes place sometime between then and-

14 BA: The Fighter Layer Falls, EMF spawns in (physically about 17) as a Noob around the same time and ranks up to Master soon after. Seawatt is 16

13 BA: The Evil Champion takes power. Seawatt begins working under the Evil Champion early in the year. Later the same year, Evbo spawns in and is assigned a Noob, he is about 12 physically. Seawatt is 17, EMF is 18

Evbo is a Noob and Seawatt works for the Evil Champion for 12 years, seen at the beginning of "The Art of Loving and Letting Go"

1 BA: Events of Parkour Civ 1 occur. Evbo becomes Champion, Seawatt flees to the fighter layer. Evbo is 24, Seawatt is 29, EMF is 30

0: Events of Parkour Civ 2 occur. Evbo ascends to godhood, Seawatt is killed. EMF confesses to Evbo and they become partners, marked by Evbo's golden stud earrings and EMF's dangling emerald earrings. Evbo is 25 (permanently), Seawatt is 30, EMF is 31

About 3 months later, Seawatt is brought back to life. His relationship with the other two improve over the course of the year and he finally starts to come to terms with his own complicated feelings. "Glad You Came" takes place over the course of now and the next time period

1 AA: About halfway through the year is when Seawatt officially becomes the partner of Evbo and EMF, his lack of official title gives him the unofficial title of 'consort'. "I Just Adore You" takes place

2 AA: In attempting to figure out how to reset the world spawn, EMF uses Evbo's username as a placeholder. Given Evbo's immortality, he lacks necessary data that would denote a spawn point, so what EMF ends up setting is an Evbo that *has* a spawn point. Traumatized PvPbo is given the nickname Boey. "Mercy for the Lamb" and "You're Gonna Feel Found" take place at the same time, "Sacrificial Lambs" a few weeks later, "Vengeance for the Lamb" a couple of months after that. "Worship" happens soon after the end of Vengeance. Boey is 16, Seawatt is 32, EMF is 33

3 AA: The Fighter Layer is fully restored. "Isotonic" takes place, "Here We Are" the day after, "Sunset" a couple of days after that. "Love Me Like You" takes place starting soon after the end of "Sunset". The majority of "We Build the Foundation" takes place around this time, too, specifically the section with Boey and the section of Seawatt requesting the Fighters to be brought back. Newn, the first Fighter born since the Fighter Layer fell, is born towards the end of this year. Boey is officially adopted by the Polykour trio. Boey is 17, Seawatt 33, EMF 34

4 AA: The final section of "Love Me Like You" happens. "Take a Bite and Feed" happens, followed immediately by "Family Means No One Gets Left Behind". The player Jax is murdered and eaten by Evbo, something seen by several players and earning him the nickname "The Cannibal God". Jax is revived, but never the same. Boey is 18, Seawatt 34, EMF 35

6 AA: "Thanatophobia" takes place towards the end of the year, someone tries to assassinate Seawatt and the players are immediately vaporized. Boey is 20, Seawatt 36, EMF 37

7 AA: "Regicide" happens, with "The Last Thing You See" happening a couple of weeks later, immediately followed by "Isolophobia". Jax's friends, Red and Ghosty, kidnap Boey with the intention to use him to punish his parents. Ace, Jax's brother, nearly murders Boey and they both fall into the void. Ace dies, Boey discovers he is immune to the void and that he cannot respawn should he die. Evbo hunts down Red and Ghosty and puts them back in their place. It becomes well known that The Cannibal God is violently protective over his people. Boey is 21, Seawatt 37, EMF 38 58 AA: Boey dies of natural causes around the age of 72. It is per his request that he is not brought back to life, leaving this to be his first and only death.

At some point between then and the next entry, Seawatt and EMF began to be worshipped within their own right, though as they personally fade from the spotlight their names are stripped into the titles Champion and Luna, the names also given to the constellations said to represent them. Boey's story and existence slowly become completely lost to time by all but those who knew him, who still remember him very loyally and still celebrate his birthday.

Together, EMF and Seawatt are revived 22 times in the span of a bit less than 2000 years. For ease, I'm going to just round it to exactly 2000, but that's definitely give or take a few tens. That would mark their final deaths around

2000 AA, give or take a handful of years: EMF and Seawatt experience their final deaths, leaving Evbo alone. Almost immediately, he sheds the last of his mortality and takes on the full visage of a black and green fire phoenix. He is considered 'absent', vanishing into seemingly nothing. All that exists are rumors of him for the next 500 years, with devotees becoming fewer and fewer and normally being the few claimed to have been saved by him. Many rumors claim to see glimpses of feathers or fire in dire times or dangerous situations that they make it out of with just a hair. It's only a few years, about 50, after Evbo's disappearance when players begin to sacrifice players in his name. This means if EMF and Seawatt were to die in exactly 2000 AA, 2050 AA is when people begin offering human sacrifices.

It begins with players offering themselves, and around 2100 AA is when people start offering others.

Players like Bast in "The Circle Maker" become the norm around 2300 AA, born to high-ranking families exclusively to act as high profile sacrifices. The hope is that one day, the Parkour God will come back to his people, so everything they do is in hopes of pleasing him.

Bast herself is born around 2500AA

It should be noted that Jax was the *only* player that Evbo ever ate as a God, something that happened thousands of years ago at this point. Unfortunately, it is one of his most well-known mythos, to the point he is still often called The Cannibal God. Unfortunately, I can't quite reveal what happens with these sacrifices after Evbo collects them without spoiling The Circle Maker, but rest assured he very much does not eat them, and in fact doesn't even hurt them ;)

I hope this is more fun than annoying to read through lmao ^^'