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Saurix5

@saurix5

Chocolate is the best! Fic writer and maker of memes. Member of the Mordred Defense Squad. 18+

Enough with who is the sun and who is the moon. Who is the bright side of the moon and who is the dark side?

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Post 10 gifs of my top ships (without naming them) and tag a few others to do the same!

Ok so some of my favs are from books and do not have gifs (People really need to get on top of adapting Tamora Pierce and Michelle Moran) And only one or two of these I think I actually ship in the proper terms of the word? Others I just like. I'm bornderline Aro ace y'all but this will be fun! (I have no decerable type I know. But I suppose I really like couples who could help heal and therapize each other? Even if that does not happen in cannon.)

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imagine being a new guard at camelot and you hear someone make treasonous remarks/ flat out commit treason and obviously you go to arrest them and get ready to report to the king or however that works but the other guards are horrified???

not at the criminal

but at you

for arresting the guy who committed TREASON because apparently he’s allowed to do that

and obviously you think the guards are just fucking with you

but then the knights corner you and threaten you

and the servants all give you the cold shoulder

even sweet old beth who used to pinch your cheeks

and then the prince of all people comes storming up to you, looking murderous

and you think “oh at least someone gives a damn about treason

but he just angerly tells you that “merlin has a permit”

“to- to um commit treason?”

“yes.” and forbids you from telling the king

and then you just awkwardly watch as the prince frets over the not criminal and making sure he’s okay and fret over him 

and then immediately sentences him to go to the stocks “because i said so and i’m the prince merlin”

and the not criminal turns and looks you in the eyes and says “couldn’t you have been better at getting me executed”

and then sighs and leaves

it’s the “you change everything” it’s the greatest fear of Dying Alone it’s the “banal nadas” it’s the “whatever you need, we can find it together” it’s the “i cannot do that to you, vhenan” it’s the “but you would do it to yourself? i can’t bear to think of you alone” it’s the “var lath vir suledin” it’s the “i will never forget you” it’s the “what i feel for you will never change” it’s the “i’m here, walking the dinan’shiral with you” it’s the “banal nadas ar lath ma, vhenan” it’s the “yet even the Dread Wolf couldn’t foresee what it would mean to fall in love” it’s the bellanaris of it all

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

Prev has the worst blog name and is def not a sweetheart 🤭

Ty for the tag @the-bogginses-are-gay 💕

Thanks for the tag @the-bogginses-are-gay

@numenoria definitely stole all of the money in my bank account one time, and used it to fund an extensive collection of Adar plushies 😂 (and didn’t share them. the audacity!)

no pressure tags: @themareverine, @itsgoghtime, @gauntletgirlie, @wowstrawberrycow, @varda-star-queen, @dragon–ashes, and anyone else who wants to join!

@permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 actually runs a secret operation, in which pigeons are her loyal minions, taking over ownership of all bread one coo at a time!

💙🩵

No pressure tags:

Thanks for the reblog 🐦‍🔥! @dragon–ashes hates me, hates Elrond, and is currently trying to spam me back off the platform. Obviously. 🙄

Anariel hates cats and Maedhros and once pledged an oath to Sauron just look at that avatar it’s basically Elrond’s wanted poster

Thankyou for the tag lovely people!! Okay so here we go..

@neocolai secretly cheered when Brimby broke that 1st age wine >:)

@varda-star-queen once told me they don’t like The Gauntlet™ that much, it’s all just peer pressure to fit in 🫣

@wowstrawberrycow is secretly into papaya more than strawberries, but faking it because wowpapayacow username was taken 😭😭

idk what I’m doing atp 😂 sorry

@valar-did-me-wrong adopted two shelter cats two years ago, named them Elros and Elrond, feeds them only foie gras and weed.

And every one who wants to join 🩷

@elvendreamsfics was recently in the news headlines for leading Orcs Rights protests…most recent rally pushed for renaming ‘Mordor’ to ‘The Uruk Republic’.

@samwinjester is secretly sam from supernaturall who was brought into this universe by strange magic that is though but not confirmed to have somthing to do with Merlin finally getting fed up with arthur for not showing up and exparimenting making portals to other realities so he can getb into avalon and drag him out. He’s making good progress.

@tansyuduri wants to shove Arthur in a lake and put Agravaine on the throne.

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Viktor’s delulu pining after Jayce is actually hilarious if you think about it.

Jayce: *kills Salo*

Viktor: “Nah it’s fine, that wasn’t really Jayce.”

Jayce: *comes to the commune with a weapon.*

Viktor: “He won’t do anything he just took my invitation.”

Jayce: *shoots him*

Viktor: “It- it’s fine he’s just not thinking clearly, his mind is clouded.”

Jayce: *fights him and tells him the version he knew died before destroying his robo body*

Viktor: “Okay *sniff* I don’t think I need ANY emotions anymore (I still want to see him again though).”

Sky: “…I fell for a gay idiot.”

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*ten minutes later*

Arcane Herald Viktor: “jAyCe i’M so gLaD tO see YoU!”

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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Thanks for the tag <3 @graverobbber

@plasticfishies @godmerlin @tansyuduri @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus (i have not forgotten what you tagged me in reg ;-; i'll do them soon) @noblehouseofgay @accio-sriracha @rosiesangel + Anybody else!!! i'm not sure who likes to be tagged

Thanks for the tag!

I'm not a man tho XDD

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jayce/Viktor (League of Legends) Characters: Jayce (League of Legends), Viktor (League of Legends) Additional Tags: Murder, Canon-Typical Violence, sort of a modern au, there are cars but no phones, Dubious Consent, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Unhealthy Relationships, Praise Kink, Toxic Yaoi, Obsessive Behavior, Obsessive Jayce (League of Legends), Jayce is sweet but a psycho, That's okay, Viktor can match his freak, Stockholm Syndrome, Knockout drug use, Top Jayce (League of Legends), Past Sexual Assault, Dom Viktor (League of Legends)

And with that, the final chapter is out.

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