Certified Evil Scientist

chell in the post freedom fit

she is the most anti ai person out there after all the crap she’s put up with

> myoviridae 🦠 request by @hardwarelecampane -- board with green, purple, & glowing crystals/liquids + what else we thought would fit ^_^

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Bromocresol green

“From left to right solutions of 0.1 M HCl, 3 buffer solutions of pH 3.78, 3 of pH 4.00, 3 of pH 4.62 and NaOH 0.1 M after adding different amounts of bromocresol green (from more to less from left to right).” - via Wikimedia Commons

ate a pear so delicious it made me go ‘oh this is the height of hedonism actually’ so I drew my satyr about it

It's okay to vivisect someone if they're into it enough

"verify that you are human" no. rude of you to assume. fuck you. let me in anyway.

THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND! THE GAPING WOUND!

6ft centipede! Scolopendra mutilans

No matter how much you dislike your own writing, I promise you it’s better than AI

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

For the uninitiated:

My preferred version:

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

The red-winged blackbird’s song is deeply comforting and familiar it’s like walking into the marsh and hearing an old friend