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Loki and Sigyn

(A patreon birthday request for Cosmic0cookie with their take on the characters and edits by them!)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

A concept: Asgardian men do not show skin (A slightly cracktastic take, mostly from the POV of Loki)

Asgardian men wear full body armour, and will not be seen without a full body armour or a fully covering clothing set when they’re in public or receiving guests at home.

With the manner in which Asgardian men insist on covering their bodies (except maybe arms), one could say that Asgardian men never show their ankles as well. Like Victorian era ladies. It’s scandalous for an honourable Asgardian man to be seen in public in less than 4 layers of clothing, or with his legs or feet showing. Arm exposure is kind of allowed but frowned upon. It’s wholly not allowed in times of official ceremonies or celebrations.

They may only show their hands. So that any interested party may asses how capable they are before approaching them.

Well-groomed hands = good boi.

Asgardian women, on the other hand, can expose skin, no issue.

But men? *LE GASP*

Notice how Thor usually covers his arms when in Asgard. But on Midgard he exposes them fully. Like a ho.

Loki always covers up, like a man of high breeding. He even wears gloves sometimes.

On Midgard (say post Avengers AU? I like everyone alive tyvm), Loki is horrified to see that men expose their bodies so much. He almost goes into shock.

Thor takes him out to shop, as he’s now touted as the expert in all things Midgardian. Loki criticises all these shops Thor frequents for the scraps that he calls clothes. No wonder he looks like homeless man in his Midgardian garb.

SUCH TRAVESTY!

Loki asks them (shops) about bespoke tailoring and they refuse. THEY REFUSE? HOW DARE!

Loki is not happy. He curses these shops and their ancestors to Helheim and comes home without a single item bought. They had things in his size, but not in his taste. An enormous mistake.

All through the way back home Thor can be heard uttering long-suffering sighs, as if he’s holier than Loki.

No, Thor is one of those utterly shameless people who love to show off their bodies. He kept the tendency to show off at bare minimum in Asgard, owing to the social norms, but on Midgard, he has completely lost himself to this blatant mockery of their culture. What a ho ho ho.

Loki never forgets to slut shame Thor when he so unashamedly exposes his feet in the Avengers tower or when he’s receiving guests, wearing that godforsaken footwear called flip-flops!

BY THE NORNS!

Thor tries to defend himself. Tries…

Thor: I’m on Midgard! I can wear what I want! Show more skin, be more comfortable, sweet Valhalla!

Loki: You no good hussy! I’m telling mother!

Thor: I’m not even showing my whole feet!

Loki: No one will agree to court you in Asgard! They’d have to get you a bride from Muspelheim maybe.

Thor: As if you received any visitations from anyone! Your dance card was nearly empty last time we had a celebration!

Loki: It was out of choice! I was spying on a group of diplomats!

Thor: How come I didn’t know?

Loki: Because you’re not good at subterfuge, you oaf!

Thor: You’re just covering up for bad performance at receiving courtship!

Loki: Even if I am, you’re still a hussy! Showing off your feet and arms as if it’s not a bother to other.

Thor: It is NOT!

Loki: My eyes burn from the sight of your ungainly limbs! What is next? Uncovering your chest? Thighs? The whole sickening body of yours!

Thor: Meanwhile you keep sweating under all that armour or ten layers of leather.

Loki: I DON’T SWEAT!

[AN INTENSE SCUFFLE HAPPENS, WHERE NEARLY ALL THE FURNITURE OF THE COMMON ROOM IS DESTROYED, WHILE THE OTHER AVENGERS JUST WATCH, DUMBFOUNDED]

[NOT TONY STARK, THOUGH, HE’S SITTING IN A CORNER, NURSING A DRINK AND CURSING HIMSELF FOR ALLOWING THESE WEIRDOS IN THE TOWER]

(This is what comes out of my brain when I have to work on academic papers and can’t work on my fanfictions. Hence, I’m going to make everyone suffer with me by posting this nonsense. Some of you have already seen a rough version of this. Poor Souls.)

Tagging everyone and their mom:

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Definitely love this (snorted to hard as well) and headcanon accepted!

HEADCANON ACCEPTED. Plus, the Avengers going swimming and Loki goes blind at the whole sight.

Yes!

Loki, to all the men, especially Thor:

PS: Thank you, everyone, for liking this silly post. Onward to more cracktastic headcanons…

Loki on Midgard like…

…seeing Thor shirtless…

I approve of this addition to the post. 😂😂😂

I still can’t get over…

“Thor! You no good hussy! I’m telling mother!”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

On a serious note this is a good head canon but i feel its canon ‘cause this

Everyone here are covered up from neck to toe.

I mean, it does look like the women get more options in dressing up (or down?) than men do:

So during his time in the dungeons he had a hoe phase?^^

Exposed forearms

And the exposed feet and ankles!

Likewise, Thor wore that poncho of sadness.

They show their grief in contradicting ways. 🤷‍♀️

So… I guess you gotta make Loki sad/angry (sangry?) and maybe mad to make him want to take all his clothes off.

I would like to add this to the post as well, to further prove my theory-

Loki was all “Now is my moment! Must give this thot his chainmail full sleeves back.”

“COVER THINE ARMS YOU HUSSY!”

Once Thor catches his hammer, he notices the chainmail sleeves. “Dammit Brother! Right now? Really? Stop harping on what I wear! By the norns, you’re such a prude.”

“At least while in battle, cover yourself. How am I supposed to concentrate when my eyes are burning each time I see you.”

“Monk.”

“Whore.”

@latent-thoughts . I love you!

If y'all haven’t seen this before, enjoy. If you have, welcome down memory lane.

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Official: Tom Hiddleston as Loki Laufeyson will be in the next AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY!

✨It's happening! Omg! It's Happening!✨ I hope he's in it for more than a flash and I'm just praying that they don't do him dirty again...😩

𝕃𝕠𝕜𝕚 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕦𝕔𝕔𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕒𝕟𝕙𝕒𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕟 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕞𝕪𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕝𝕪 𝕗𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕠𝕗𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝔹𝕚𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕝 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕘𝕠, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕙𝕠𝕨 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕧𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕚𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒 𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕞𝕖𝕣 𝔼𝕚𝕟𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕛𝕒𝕣, 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕚𝕞?

| C H A P T E R O N E | Avenger Loki x Asgardian Female Reader |

Sounds really good so far! Can't wait to see how she'll take to New York...and seeing Loki so very different...

Tom Hiddleston on the set of ‘Thor: Ragnarok’ in Australia

IDC what anyone says Loki with long luxurious black hair is top-tier!!😩🙌🏾✨🥵

I'm in love with this! I can't wait to see what it looks like on the babe-lettes in my game 🥰

This slider hasn't been updated in ages so I managed to get it to work by myself and decided to share it in case someone else cannot live without height differences either. I'll take this down if Luumia ever updates the original slider! 🌻

♡ d o w n l o a d ♡

*Remember!*

The halls of the palace were quiet at this hour, bathed in the golden glow of lanterns. You stood by the window, staring out at the vast city below, your fingers lightly tracing the cool glass. The bed behind you remained untouched. Sleep rarely found you these nights.

Loki was out—again. You had stopped asking where he went long ago.

by @keiidakamya

I just love the little smile Loki gives when Thor curses hum out. Like “ha-ha! You’re in trouble now.”

For those of you who haven't played/can't play/don't want to play the game who want to see what Loki's bedroom looks like in Marvel Rivals: here you go

Obviously, I don't think the room is what OG!MCU!Loki's bedroom looks like, because the rooms in MCU!Asgard are more open and airy and I think he has multiple rooms to himself beside this little room that's used as a spawning area in game.

But I'd like to hear people's thoughts about the bed. Do you think his bed might look like this in the OG!MCU as well?

All I know is it would look better with me in it.

THE STAIRS GOING UP TO IT...OH MY GOD CANON.

Can you imagine being spread out on the bed for him...tied to the headboard, perhaps... AND HE

WALKS

UP

THE

STEPS

peeling off his gloves/dissolving his clothes/smirking AAAAAAAAA

I need to lie down

@lokisgoodgirl lol you can't tell me the person who designed that didn't read fanfics

Clearly there can be no other explanation for why it's perfect 🤣

Fun fact? My day job is as a game developer, and I was actually scouted to work on Rivals. It ended up not happening (they ended up doing away with the position midway through the process. They were super nice tho and got me in contact with and recommending me for a similar role in another company they work with) but I PROMISE YOU there is someone on that team who writes or draws fic. I have met too many people in person at work who are Loki writers/artists to believe anything else.

This doesn't surprise me one bit, since the Loki fandom is especiallee talented and touched by gold dust. 😂

Seriously though that's so cool (and very cool you work in that sphere.)

An insanely talented fandom indeed! I've been lucky to meet a lot of amazing people (like yall!) through it ^.^

Game dev is super fun- I work as a level designer, so this is the exact stuff I get to make!

You are so cool!! ✨✨

That bed though 👀😩

Americans,

I know today is a horrible day for us, but here are some things I thought of that we could do. And of course, these aren't the only things, nor do I mean to preach. I know sometimes it's just not possible to take action at all. This, however, is the tiny bit that I can do, so please keep it going by sharing and adding what you find as well. I love you. I'm hugging you so tight. We'll get through this.

1. Use and share tools to hone critical thinking, media literacy, and fact-checking skills. (These will be tested even more in the next 4 years).

Newslit.org

2. Support reputable organizations fighting the good fight for reproductive freedom, sexual health, and education. These freedoms are already compromised, and it will only get worse. We refuse to fucking go back.

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/

3. Help organizations that support LGBTQ+ people, especially the young. This administration plans to make life very difficult for them.

https://www.thetrevorproject.org/

4. Support organizations that support and defend BIPOC, especially Black women who have been the ones coming through the most (by far) for all of us in terms of political and social justice.

Naacp.org

5. Use and support your county's public library. Use their resources, donate if possible, protest against book banning and branch closures. We need libraries and librarians desperately. WE NEED public, free, and egalitarian educational resources for everyone.

If you have other ideas for ways we can help one another, please share them. It's okay to be scared, to feel angry, and hopeless, and need to grieve. But when you're ready, let's get together and figure out what we can do.

@sweetsigyn @smolvenger @loopsisloops @word-wytch @munson-blurbs @ladyofthestayingpower

Fire and Ash...

A Long Live The King Tale

Pairing: King Jotun Loki × Asgardian female reader

Warnings: there shall be angst here, not so much this time though, self doubt, accusations, political drama, self esteem issues, breastfeeding. I think that's it, if I missed anything let me know.

Summary: you hoped the birth of your son would bring you and Loki closer together, but as he continues to pull away you know he's hiding something from you.

A/n- I'm a bit rusty with all of this, be gentle 😁💚

Part one ~ Part two-

You rolled to your side gripping your stomach, your eyes shooting open as your incision throbbed. "Norns!" You whisper yelled hearing someone coming towards you. "My lady, do you need something for the pain?" You heard, looking up seeing Norendra standing over you, concern lacing her face "y...yes, please, this is....unbearable." You gritted trying to breath through the pain. "I'll be right back my lady." She said with a soft smile before hurrying off.

The Old Gods and The New | Loki x Reader | 103k | Complete

The Old Gods and the New follows a suspected mutant rescued by the Avengers. She brings with her confusion and the uneasy feeling that the team struggle to define. She seems to have no control, or full knowledge, of her powers letting them run wild.

Time to fight mayhem with mischief.

An instant connection is formed when Loki arrives and tensions rise with the Avengers team.

Together you and Loki begin to discover the truth about your powers and past, as well as deciding on which path you'll follow now you're free: super hero or anti hero?

*read*

And The Gods Made Love (Thor 1!Loki x Fem!Reader)

As requested by @mischiefmaker615, I present to you And The Gods Made Love!

Summary: Reader gets tired of the rowdiness of the feast, and slips off to the library for some peace and quiet. Loki has the same idea, but things don't go as planned.

Word count: 4k

Warnings: Smut, sex, oral sex (female receiving), body worship.

Rating: Explicit (minors please DNI)

I hope you all enjoy this fic. I spent several days on it because I wanted it to be better than my last one. Comments and thoughts are always appreciated. :)

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@groovy-lady @trash-panda-kitty @mischief-dream @simone818283 @soulpiercing

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If you would like to be tagged for future Loki fics, just let me know. 👍

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