“Ravished By A God” by @latent-thoughts

Did y’all notice that @latent-thoughts has been writing again?

I said:

Did y’all notice that @latent-thoughts has been writing again?

Yep. She wrote a delicious little one shot way back in 2017. A one shot? Really? No way! @latent-thoughts can’t stick to a single porny one shot if her life depended on it. No way! Not if that sexy menacing Asgardian silver tongued god is involved, because once Loki gets Latent going, she is not gonna stop. And she’s our hero for it!

And just a week or so ago, she updated this mega favorite story of ours.

And so Ravished By A God is a full on exciting adventure that pulls you in deep and will permanently hold a place in your heart and soul. And there is soooo much hot hot hot horny smut. The best smut!

If y’all haven’t read it before—TRUST ME—you gotta read this!

I’m indulging myself and starting back at the beginning. And I’m having so much fun already. I had to come and urge you all to come join me.

htqtps://archiveofourown.org/works/9635765

(All blue text above is hyperlinked. I’m sure it’s probably been posted on Tumblr at some point, but it’s so much easier to read it on AO3.)

Make sure you read all the warnings. You are responsible for your own media intake.

Don’t forget to comment! She deserves so much love!

My dear friends: Please spread the word, because there’s a whole other generation here who have no idea what they’ve missed out on. Right?

@talklokitome @caffiend-queen @muddyorbs @acidcasualties @gigglingtiggerv2 @nildespirandum @so-easy-to-love-me @theinheriteddutchess @thezombieprostitute @americasass81 @alexakeyloveloki @emeraldrosequartz @lokisgoodgirl @lokischambermaid @lokislastlove @redfoxwritesstuff @wolfsmom1 @superficialdomina @devikafernando

I absolutely want to treat myself to a reread from the beginning as well. This is fic is part of my fandom foundation. What a joy!

Ugh.

Tom Hiddleston

I don’t have words for this one.

Such Happy News! @nildespirandum's writer's block has disappeared!

Here's how I know. We co-wrote the last book in the MacTavish Stolen Brides Series, called Captivated. I love this book because of the experience of writing it with @nildespirandum and we're celebrating by giving away six copies. This is only open to US readers, we're sorry! Just leave a comment and you're entered.

You can find the book here: https://mybook.to/C2XeYnK

Here's a blurb:

It may be 2024, but when a MacTavish man wants a bride, he steals her.

I’m a billionaire. I’m not letting some endangered bird stop me from building my massive computer server plant. When these ridiculous environmental protestors interfere with my building site, I humiliate them before throwing them out. But when Fee, the feisty head of the group, uses her charms (and my intoxicated state) to kidnap me, I’m entertained enough to allow her to hold me on her Irish grandfather’s farm. When we’re attacked by an enemy intent on ending me, she realizes for the first time that I’m not just a businessman. I’m the head of one of the most powerful Mafias in Europe.

Now, I have to kidnap and marry her, kicking and screaming, to keep her safe, because she is utterly captivating.

There’s a goat living in my mansion and a woman who despises everything I stand for… unless we’re in bed. I have to take out my vicious enemy, deal with my irritating insta-family, and make my new wife fall in love with me.

Nothing to it. Captivated is book five in the MacTavish Stolen Brides Series, but it can easily be read as a standalone, with no cheating and an HEA.

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This is the best news I’ve heard in a long time omg 😭❤️

loki doodles

i just like him with curly hair

Yes.

Loki season 2 premiered a year ago today 💚

Gorgeous.

Drawing for halloween day request 1: Loki in a dark ritual

OBSESSED

Absolute spot-on vibes rn.

Egg: over medium

Steak: medium

Milk: 2%

Alcohol: cooking only lol

Warm drink: chai lattes

NPT: @fujii-draws @sincerely-sofie @s1nn0hh @angel-of-the-moons @greensagephase

@asimplearchivist thank you for the tag, pookie!!💕

Egg: fried

Steak: medium

Milk: 2%, almond, and oat

Alcohol: whatever is used in cooking

Warm drink: chocolate abuelita 🥺

Npt: @lauraolar14 @llumetrii @giulscomix @faretheeoscar @desb3ar @lunablackcosplay @tarjapearce @oharaslove @spdrvyn @slushycoookie

Thanks for the tag, Alondra!

Egg: Scrambled with cheese

Steak: Medium rare

Milk: Oat, rice, and I dabble a little in whole when I’m not supposed to

Alcohol: None, I don’t really drink

Warm drink: White hot chocolate with oat milk

No pressure tags: @sweetimpurity @bluesidez @thefangirlfever @glaciertea

Thanks cookie!! 💖💖

Egg: not for me, kinda freaks me out ngl 😞

Steak: medium rare

Milk: almond milk (dairy free since I was like 15)

Alcohol: drinking makes me ✨anxious✨ but I sometimes do like hard seltzers hehe

Warm drink: Decaf black tea with maple syrup

no pressure! : @aphinthestars @muchosbesitos @fullmetalgizzy @lazyjellyfish300

Thanks Sweetie love you! 💜💜💜

Egg: I kinda like this thing that’s like an omelet with rice? It’s good lmao

Steak: I don’t like red meat

Milk: Normally 2% or lactose free, not lactose intolerant just gassy lmao

Alcohol: Only started recently and don’t know if you have this in the US but Caribe Coolers are my go to (specifically strawberry)

Warm Drink: Hot Chocolate! Hot Chocolate! 🗣🗣🗣

No pressure tags: @bluemadnessstuff @stressedmacaronisalad @shadow11237 @arithestrawberry

Wooooo :0

Eggs: fried? I like them on sandwiches better anyway

Steak: medium?? Just don’t have blood and it’s a good one.

Milk: the normal cow milk Ig

Alcohol: it’s haram so no thank you

Warm drink: milk tea :3

@oharaslove @tfun29 @scoobysnakz @d0lor3s-vikalawa give it a shot :3

Ooooo my turn! Yes!

Egg: Scrambled (on toast? Delicious 🤤)

Steak: Medium with mushroom sauce!

Milk normal ig

Alcohol: Jack Daniel rum & coke is my go to

Warm drink: Milo (Aussie people where you at?!)

@missdictatorme @skulandcrossbones @catchymemes

Thank you for the tag! ✨

Eggs: scrambled

Steak: i dont eat steak but if i’ll ever try one, only well made

Milk: lactose free and warm (dont kill me)

Alcohol: vodka orange or vodka peach

Warm drink: tea (black usually)

Npt: @marshmallow–3 @i-still-dont-like-your-face @soft-girl-musings @ivystoryweaver @reallyrallyauthor @virtie333 @my-secret-shame-but-fanfiction @romanarose @silvernight-m

oooh fun!

Eggs: Fried (crispy edges, runny yolk)

Steak: warm pink center (just how I like my lovers *tee hee hee*)

Milk: made into ice cream or cheese

Alcohol: yes (favorite would be a Hakushu 12 Japanese whisky)

Warm drink: dirty chai in the morning, hot water w/ lemon and ginger at night

NPT: @winniethewife, @cameronthecryptid, @campingwiththecharmings, @lunar-ghoulie, @pimosworld

Thanks for the tag Rally!

Eggs: Scrambled with cheese

Steak: Medium well

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: Vodka

Warm drink: White Mocha

NPT: @midgardian-witch @ominoose @romanarose @del-ightfulling

I thought this was a recipe for something very weird but this is cool too.

Eggs: 3D Circle like in the breakfast muffin thingy

Steak: Uhhh I think medium well

Milk: Banana

Alcohol: Cocktails. Can’t actually taste like alcohol.

Warm Drink: Hot Chocolate :)

Tags: Anyone else that likes breakfast muffins or bananas

Eggs: over easy on toast

Steak: no

Milk: coconut

Alcohol: gin

Warm Drink: hot coffee or a spanish mocha

tagger: @krakenkitty

Cheers for the tag! Let’s keep this train going, shall we?

Eggs: over hard or scrambled

Steak: medium rare

Milk: almond or coconut, dairy tends to fight me on the way out

Alcohol: literally anything except red wine or vodka.

Warm drink: coffee. Love me some caffeine.

Tags: @blake-allykat @lead-paint-girliepop @my-secret-shame

Thank you so much for the tag! <3

Egg: Tamagoyaki

Steak: I don’t eat meat

Milk: Alpro Vanilla Soya

Alcohol: I don’t drink either

Warm drink: Hot Chocy (I very rarely drink hot drinks though, I’m so sorry most of my answers are like 💚no💚)

No pressure tags (also sorry if you’ve been tagged already!) @bluemoonperegrine @silvernight-m @mooksmouse @h4untedsp3ctor @queerponcho

I’m tagging myself in here,

Egg: soft boiled

Steak: medium rare and well seasoned

Milk: lactose free

Alcohol: red cooking wine (I don’t drink, but I do use red cooking wine in soups and steak tip marinades

Warm drink: black tea with milk and sugar, sometimes hot chocolate with mini marshmallows whipped cream silver chocolate sprinkles and Butterscotch syrup

Tags: @milothemagicfishbag @anotherwatchedninja @txxmxnyfxndxms @vaguelyno @easilydistractedandamused

egg: cadbury

steak: never tried it

milk: anything 0% fat

alcohol: haven’t touched the stuff (yet)

warm drink: hot, hot, hot, hot chocolate!

@elvishdemigod

Egg: Sunny-Side-Up

Steak: Medium Well

Milk: Whole

Alcohol: Nope, only ever tried it twice due to parental pressure

Warm Drink: Cinnamon Tea

No pressure tags: @wesslesprout @lunahmoko @simps4deeks @official-president-loki @souls-for-fandoms

Thanks @elvishdemigod for the tag!

Egg: Sunny-side up (or scrambled)

Steak: well done (I’m texture picky)

Milk: whole or skim depending (intolerance)

Alcohol: any sort of wine or seltzer (but can handle pretty much anything)

My tags: @loki-g0dofstories @lokis-spearson @lokilaufeysondiaries @dreamingofimpalas @misfit-among-the-angels @moreover-clover @theofficialinternetloner

moots, thank you for the tag. ❤︎︎

Eggs are always poached or sunny side up, the yolk is the best part.

steak is well done, or medium cooked. Because we can’t be out getting sick in this environment.

milk is always whole, no question about it. And I don’t drink, so can’t answer that next one. tags: @oswildin @cristrange13 @queen-paladin @ravenanddoe

Thank you for the tag @lokis-spearson 💚

Egg: Fried, no runny yolk (the autism cannot stand it)

Steak: I don’t eat steak (texture issues & I only eat chicken really) but if I had to, very well done, I’d want to make sure it is not gonna moo at me at all

Milk: Oat milk

Alcohol: Cider (typically strawberry or berries) or Pink Gin (with lemonade)

Warm drink: Coffee with two sugars and a lot of oat milk

So basically, this will tell ya’ll I’m fussy as hell lmao

No pressure tags: @bbyboybucket @lowkey-lokid @ashlokisversion3000 @azula-karai-27 @lulubelle814 @tardisesandtitans @forevertrueblue 💚

Egg: nope

Steak: medium - medium rare

Milk: whole

Alcohol: nope

Warm Drink: hot chocolate

Tags: @vbecker10 @jiyascepter @lowkey-lokid @lokilaufeysondiaries @official-buckybarnes @holdmytesseract @lokisgoodgirl

Thanks for the tag, @lulubelle814 ! 🤗

Egg: not at all - only as ingredient

Steak: i’m vegetarian

Milk: normal milk, but i also enjoy almond and coconut

Alcohol: not at all

Warm drink: hot chocolate and tea

Np tags: @muddyorbsblr @mayday2007 @chennqingg @lokisgoodgirl @mypainischronicbutmyassisiconic

Thank you for the tag, bestie @holdmytesseract!

Egg: scrambled with onions and tomatoes, or an omelette with cheese, mushrooms, onions and tomatoes

Steak: medium to medium well

Milk: whole milk, but almond and oat milk are okay too

Alcohol: wine

Warm Drink: hot chocolate, hot chocolate with red wine, steamed sweet milk, cafe mocha

np tags: @smolvenger @lokischambermaid @liminalpebble @ladyofthestayingpower @joyful-enchantress

Thanks for the tag @muddyorbsblr 😘

Egg: over easy

Steak: medium rare; nothing else is acceptable

Milk: whole

Alcohol: vodka cranberry with a lime wedge

Warm Drink: quadruple shot latte with a seasonal flavoring; some favorites are irish cream, bourbon caramel, vanilla almond, and white chocolate with hazelnut and honey

🏷️: @mochie85 @give-me-a-moose @infinitystoner @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @lokisgoodgirl @ladyofthestayingpower @loopsisloops @maple-seed @tallseaweed @loz-3 @superficialdomina +++

Thank you for the tags @muddyorbsblr and @joyful-enchantress ! 💖💖

Egg: hard boiled or deviled and on top of a salad

Steak: Portobello! (I’m vegetarian)

Milk: Soy or Almond

Alcohol: Prosecco

Warm Drink: Tension Tamer tea

NP tags (I’m having some Deja vu so if I tagged you in this a while back I’m sorry)💖: @mochie85 @sarahscribbles @liminalpebble @loopsisloops @multifandom-worlds @litaloni @acidcasualties @loz-3 @holdmytesseract @maple-seed @ijuststareatstuffhereok89 @mrs-illyrian-baby @superficialdomina @catsladen @smolvenger

Thank you for the tag, @ladyofthestayingpower . (Had to google what Portobello is, and it looks delicious!)

Egg: scrambled with red horn bell peppers and olive oil

Steak: mashed veggies deep fried in that general shape

Milk: only with coffee, so, anything

Alcohol: local wormwood liqueur called Pelinkovac with tonic. Or red wine. Or Caipirinha or Moscow mule. Cherry brandy. Ooof, Singapore Sling. Damn, I couldn’t live without good plum rakija either. Fuck, throw in Bailey’s and whisky and beer, because I can’t choose. I don’t drink much, though, I promise :D

Warm drink: coffee: macchiato

Tags: @superficialdomina @nildespirandum @lokischambermaid @so-easy-to-love-me @annoying-leftist-donkey

@acidcasualties thank you for the tag!

Egg: served to someone else, I cannot stand them but I wish I did.

Steak: Rare

Milk: 2% or whole, but only in hot drinks or on cereal

Alcohol: Oh lord, I love hop forward and malty beers, dry gin martinis, old fashioneds ,a hurricane now and then when watching pirate movies, but my favorite cocktail is the sazerac.

Warm drink: coffee with a little milk, black tea also with milk, green tea, and the Kashmiri latte from my favorite cafe (its sort of a coffee chai with a little sweet curry).

Tagging @talklokitome @dangertoozmanykids101 @kikster606 @sylviefromneptune

Thanks @nildespirandum !

Eggs: poached are my fav, but I love eggs and eat them any and every way.

Steak: rare

Milk: not picky, but I usually buy 1-2%

Alcohol: I rarely drink these days, but I love a good Chianti or cold whiskey with a twist of lime.

Warm drink: usually coffee, but I also love tea, and this time of year, hot cider.

Want to play? @emeraldrosequartz @latent-thoughts @realityhelix-blog

🌛🤎⚜️🤎Moon Bronze🤎⚜️🤎🌜

Perfect vibes

Tooz Writing Prompt

Cookie Monster mashed up with Tom Waites. I'll never see Tom Waites the same again! 😂

Here's the original. If you aren't a Tom Waits fan, you might be after this song?

Although I LOVE the Live version. You get close ups of the Kronos Quartet. These performances are we should use to inspire kids to learn string instruments!

I've tagged a handful of friends who might get a kick outta this? I know it's not necessarily fanfic topic, but anything can be inspiration, correct? Yep. I'm calling it a Tooz Prompt.

Who can give me a character having hallucinations of a muppet oracle? A demon possessed furry puppet? An animatronic child's toy who speaks warnings, but only to your main character? And gotta love the horror trope of locked in a building filled with life size animatronic entertainment!!

Autumn is coming!

@nildespirandum @caffiend-queen @so-easy-to-love-me @gigglingtiggerv2 @americasass81 @acidcasualties @latent-thoughts @wolfsmom1 @nonsensicalobsessions @talklokitome @lokischambermaid @lokisgoodgirl @redfoxwritesstuff @muddyorbs @jtargaryen18 @alexakeyloveloki @mastreworld @theinheriteddutchess

I’ve never heard this song before but I am officially obsessed.

What is it about the idea of vampire Loki that’s just so fucking irresistible?

Can I recommend @nildespirandum 's Rapacity? Absolutely stunning.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24869515/chapters/60167785

Thank you, @superficialdomina . Already devoured that one many times over 🧛🏻‍♀️ (pun intended). There’s no one like @nildespirandum .

I just find myself in a cycle of late, absolutely hunted by the idea of vampire Loki, in every possible iteration, and no time to write about him. ::sigh::

Perfection 😆

i made a quiz: what does your soul smell like? (friendship/ relationship compatibility in the results!)

Not tagged by anyone but wanted to do this 🫶🏻

Tagging; @legacyshenanigans @nyx91 @littlestw01f @trulyblockedout @sevprince-91 @faeroseate and anyone that wants to take the quiz!

No pressure tags @impulsivethoughtsat2am @lunarmango @redfoxwritesstuff @blobin456drawz @petrichorvzlia-blog @sarcastic-snapdragons-blog @feral-fox-crypt @wendigonamecaller @legacyshenanigans @littlestw01f @trulyblockedout @sevprince-91

I too got coffee lol

@winterisakiller @dangertoozmanykids101 @alexakeyloveloki

Thank you @redfoxwritesstuff ! We are compatible! 😍

@caffiend-queen @lokischambermaid @lokisgoodgirl @nildespirandum @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @thezombieprostitute @biteofcherry @muddyorbsblr @musette22

@alexakeyloveloki thank you for the tag!

Your Result:

Fresh Linen

key words: refreshing, wit, humour. you are a relaxing person to be around and leave a positive impression on almost everybody you interact with! you’re always sending the funniest memes in the groupchat and when you really like someone you can talk to them for hours on end. compatible with: fresh linen, grass and rain, rosewater.

@caffiend-queen @talklokitome @gigglingtiggerv2 @callsign-skydancer @toozmanykids

@nildespirandum thank you for this diversion on a night when I cannot sleep!

Your Result:

Rosewater

key words: sensitive, romantic, calming. you are a beautiful person inside and out whose kindness shines through even on your worst days. being around you is like stepping into a crisp smelling floral garden on a spring evening. others are inspired by your empathy, charm, and all the love you have to give. compatible with: fresh linen, freshly baked bread.

@latent-thoughts @emeraldrosequartz @realityhelixcreates

Wtf is this madness.

This just gets better and better 😆

@latent-thoughts

Calling all HIDDLESTONERS!?!!!?!

IS HE PLAYING AGAIN THIS YEAR?!!?!!!

I need DETAILSSSSS

Okay but did he have to growl it like that.