It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

bear anger

Ever the conversationalist

Betty White Kittyface was sleeping:

And then there was an soumbd. And this was not met with gracious approval:

Awake. But at what cost.

I love when she gets bedhead.

Also I sympathise. I too dislike noises.

tbh I do not understand people who use chatGPT to get recipes and shopping lists that thing makes shit up all the time and with cooking you can really fuck up or hurt yourself if the recipe is inaccurate or missing info, once a recipe written by a human resulted in me essentially pepper spraying myself, I'm not trusting the lie machine to tell me how to boil water forget make actual food

anyway the REAL first rule of cooking is if you need to deglaze a pan full of hot peppers don't lean your shit idiot bastard face directly over it while doing so

never forget. that hot air rises.

Hey how did you accidentally pepper spray yourself while cooking

I needed to deglaze a pan full of sautéed spicy peppers and I leaned my shit idiot bastard face directly over it while doing so, which caused a cloud of capsaicin infused steam to blast upwards towards said shit idiot bastard face, temporarily inflicting my eyes, skin, nose, and lungs with a hellish, agonizing burning sensation that I wouldn't wish upon my worse enemies.

Making friends at the yarn show 🐑🐈

I’ve now had multiple people tell me they ship these characters…fibre crafts yuri 🌈🧶

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You're failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn't have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

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Lightning Bait

You're basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE'S WHAT I'VE FOUND

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can't believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

Post-Covid with the boys

werewolf butch x vampire femme, but the butch isn't scary and violent but protective and loyal, and the femme isn't cold and haughty but passionate and charismatic

may in fact neeeed this

okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

Weres