rip to my deactivated friends…no one knows where you’ve gone but hopefully it’s somewhere beautiful hehe

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

the rpf dan and phil fans were literally the least delusional ones + then it happened again with boygenius + it has also definitely happened with more people than we even know about. KEEP SPECULATING

99% of rpfers quit right before the rumors are confirmed!!!!!

hey guys did we actually cancel cringe culture or did we just replace it with the slightly more elaborate ritual of ascribing objective moral value to works of fiction and making sure anyone who likes something Bad knows they should be ashamed of it

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

What are your thoughts on musk?

i hope he dies

can somebody edit a mario cap onto that picture of an fbi agent on a laptop

boycott is when you buy product but a week later instead of the instant you can

finish

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

what the fuck

asexual galahad not understanding what's so hard about keeping a vow of chastity

he is simply not tempted!!

(from A Companion to Malory, p. 210)

diversity win! god's favourite knight is asexual

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

(r/relationshipadvice)

Gf will only have sex with me if we toss each other around the room and have a roleplay anime battle where one of us gets pinned. It's very tiresome but very hot. Does anyone have any new super moves i can use because my holy crescent sword beam is getting stale and she's learning to dodge my attacks. Every time she wins she just smirks and monologs and then we don't have sex. I'm open to any ideas for new strategies or weapons

naked: normal naked

naked with shoes on: super naked

i just think that smoking weed at concerts poll was rly annoying bc the question was "is it rude" but people were treating it like the only two options were "it's morally unconscionable in every situation and you deserve to go to jail if you do it even once" and "it's always ok everywhere and if you say it's not in the best of taste you're exactly the same as a fascist" and the whole thing made me feel like this

art trade with @highlandkall oc Naomi

*LOUD THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE*

You're the reason I'm addicted to the taste, but afraid of the bite