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Alfred Pennyworth

@teatimealfie

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"Alfie, can I hug you? Pretty please?"

"of course. There will always be hugs for you." Alfwd hugs Dick tightly. "Everything alright?"

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Dick smiles happily at that and hugs them back.

"Mhm!! I was kinda scared earlier but not now, just want hugs now!"

Alfred hugs Dick tighter, one of her hands pats his head softly.

"You can always come to me if you're scared. I will always be here for you."

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🤢

Alfred had been pushing herself to keep her family safe and well fed, it led to her neglecting her own health and she ignored the signs of sickness. When she'd transformed her height to make cleaning shelves easier she'd made herself feel ill. Alfred went to the nearest bathroom to throw up she sat next to the toilet after sighing absolutely exhuasted.

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Ok, Tea bag, milk, hot water Or Tea bag, Hot water steap then milk? And have you had clotted cream? Is there a brand I should try, cus the one I found just tastes like salt-less butter.

tea bag, hot water then if you are a child milk. I am not particularly fond of clotted cream, I think it is a fine choice but I have no preferences.

“Do you feel okay?”

Sickness roleplay starters!

🪽‿︵‿☁️‿︵☀️︵‿☁️‿︵‿🪽

🌡️ or [Thermometer] to find my muse running a fever

🤢 or [Sick] to catch my muse throwing up

🤧 or [cold] to be the reason my muse isn’t feeling well

😷 or [mask] to find my muse having trouble breathing

🏥 or [Hospital] to find out my muse is in the hospital

🤕 or [Injury] to find my muse curled up in pain

🦴 or [Bone] to see my muse’s arm bent wrong or dislocated

🩸 or [blood] to find my muse in a pool of their own blood.

🥴 or [Drunk] to find my muse after a hangover

🤒 or [Fever] for my muse to find YOURS sick

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Quick math

If I didn't sleep yesterday and two- no three hours ago I said I haven't slept in 72 hours means that now I haven't slept in...364- wait what, hold on.

*intense counting*

75 and a half!

Master Dick. I have a tranq dart with your name on it.

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your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

myself!?

(open tags)

This is my own art that I took a pic of to send to friends but I think it counts, yay Lu Guang!

Oh no, they finally caught my boy!!! Damn.

Anyway, I feel like he’d be pretty chill (horrified and in shock) so it’s fine.

Well, at least he's probably going to get us out.

anyway, he's gonna try to manipulate me, but I don't mind, hehe

I don’t have photos but Fig and Adaine

I’m pretty happy

they’d also be great for breaking out of prison

Oh fuck yeah we making an escape plan immediately

SNIKT SNIKT BITCH!!

our war crimes have finally caught up to us

my last saved fictional character is apparently from my last insane andor watchthrough

mon what did you do to land your ass in jail

I saved this off some post on Tumblr

does that mean I’m stuck with all of them or

Answering this on this blog because I want to (I’m @escap3ist I just use this blog more)

I’m stuck between “he’s gonna lecture me and I’m gonna be miserable” and “Bucky (/sys) is going to silently simp and freak out so I’m gonna be miserable” both seem likely to me.

Alright, let’s see.

(Your choice whether to reply in character or not, or you know— reply at all. No pressure)

Dionysus from persona and the shin megami tensi games. I may have spelt that wrong. Lol.

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your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

myself!?

(open tags)

This is my own art that I took a pic of to send to friends but I think it counts, yay Lu Guang!

Oh no, they finally caught my boy!!! Damn.

Anyway, I feel like he’d be pretty chill (horrified and in shock) so it’s fine.

Well, at least he's probably going to get us out.

anyway, he's gonna try to manipulate me, but I don't mind, hehe

I don’t have photos but Fig and Adaine

I’m pretty happy

they’d also be great for breaking out of prison

Oh fuck yeah we making an escape plan immediately

SNIKT SNIKT BITCH!!

our war crimes have finally caught up to us

my last saved fictional character is apparently from my last insane andor watchthrough

mon what did you do to land your ass in jail

I saved this off some post on Tumblr

does that mean I’m stuck with all of them or

Answering this on this blog because I want to (I’m @escap3ist I just use this blog more)

I’m stuck between “he’s gonna lecture me and I’m gonna be miserable” and “Bucky (/sys) is going to silently simp and freak out so I’m gonna be miserable” both seem likely to me.

Alright, let’s see.

(Your choice whether to reply in character or not, or you know— reply at all. No pressure)

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Alfred walks over to Bruce. "Master bruce, you seem to be unwell. Shall I make you soup? I can also make something else if you require a special meal." She does seem really worried.

Bruce looks at her with a small yet very tired smile. "I am okay I promise." He sounded off compared to how he usually sounded. Less kind if that makes sense.

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Alfred frowns. "You are too old for you to believe you can lie to me. I'm making you soup and you will eat it." Alfred uses her 'dad voice'. "You sound unwell."

"I am not hungry Alfred I don't need anything." It frowned softly.

"when did you last eat?"

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Alfred walks over to Bruce. "Master bruce, you seem to be unwell. Shall I make you soup? I can also make something else if you require a special meal." She does seem really worried.

Bruce looks at her with a small yet very tired smile. "I am okay I promise." He sounded off compared to how he usually sounded. Less kind if that makes sense.

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Alfred frowns. "You are too old for you to believe you can lie to me. I'm making you soup and you will eat it." Alfred uses her 'dad voice'. "You sound unwell."

UM GUYS. I JUST NOTICED A CRAZY ISSUE W THE TUMBLR UPDATE.

YOU CAN SEE THE ICONS OF ANONS SOMETIMES.

The way I was able to recognize several anons in one of my inboxes bc of this error. Oh my god. Guys. This isn’t supposed to happen.

Weighing in to say:

YES, I SEE THIS ON MOBILE. HOWEVER I DO **NOT** THINK IT'S SHOWING THE ANON'S REAL IDENTITY.

The profile pictures I see next to anon asks are profile pictures that belong to other, non-anon asks in my ask box also. Some info

  • there are 14 asks in my inbox from the last ~5 days
  • 9 anons, 5 logged in users
  • ALL 14 show pfps, including the 9 anons
  • ALL THE SHOWN PROFILE PICTURES BELONG TO THE 5 LOGGED IN USERS

I think the bug is the inbox INCORRECTLY attributing anons to neighboring, logged-in asks.

Which is still a bad bug! Considering it makes it look like a long-time follower of mine sent me a spam ask.

And is worse if, say, one of these was anon hate.

But it's NOT the anon's real identity. It's a neighboring ask asker's identity

So if you have anon hate in your inbox that looks like it's attributed to your dear friend, who sends you lovely asks all the time, it was Not them.

CONFIRMED THE BUG IS INCORRECT ATTRIBUTION.

Thanks @thepatchycat for being a test subject. As you can see the icon being attributed to this ask is NOT the patchy cat

The pictured icon belongs to @watchingforcomets who sent me a nice ask about nail polish yesterday which I have not yet answered!

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Anonymous asked:

Mister Wayne’s Guy,

‘M gonna put a ghost ‘n th’ house.

Dear Constantine,

Theres already a few ghosts around. I don't think we will mind anymore. I can brew you some tea when you get here.

Alfred Pennyworth.

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I know there’s ’ready ghosts an’ spirits ‘n th’ house. Makes me head throb.

You’re gettin’ another. ‘Cause-…’Cause…

*Thinking.*

…. ‘Cause ‘m a nasty piece of work! Yeah!

Constantine,

You are doing it because... apologies for asking but are you well? This choice seems badly thought out, if you need sobering up we have a varitiy of drinks I can give or make for you. Alfred Pennyworth.

Am I well? Am I well?!

‘M all better now!!

See?!

*Oh. That’s not a statement of sane mind. That’s a bloodied piece of paper he’d scrawled ‘credit card’ on.*

Never mind that bit ‘a paper, ‘s nothin’-

An’ ‘m not pissed! You ar’!

Have you slept and eaten recently... I am willing to assist but you must let me.

Gin an' tonic 's a food.

I don't sleep, that's when I do th' most of me work.

You are in the wealthiest man's manor, you can get any meal you want. At least let me make you one.

Master bruce won't mind you staying the night so you shall.

*Alfred seems to be informing Constantine and not offering, she's insisting John sleep at least once.*

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Anonymous asked:

Mister Wayne’s Guy,

‘M gonna put a ghost ‘n th’ house.

Dear Constantine,

Theres already a few ghosts around. I don't think we will mind anymore. I can brew you some tea when you get here.

Alfred Pennyworth.

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I know there’s ’ready ghosts an’ spirits ‘n th’ house. Makes me head throb.

You’re gettin’ another. ‘Cause-…’Cause…

*Thinking.*

…. ‘Cause ‘m a nasty piece of work! Yeah!

Constantine,

You are doing it because... apologies for asking but are you well? This choice seems badly thought out, if you need sobering up we have a varitiy of drinks I can give or make for you. Alfred Pennyworth.

Am I well? Am I well?!

‘M all better now!!

See?!

*Oh. That’s not a statement of sane mind. That’s a bloodied piece of paper he’d scrawled ‘credit card’ on.*

Never mind that bit ‘a paper, ‘s nothin’-

An’ ‘m not pissed! You ar’!

Have you slept and eaten recently... I am willing to assist but you must let me.

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Anonymous asked:

Mister Wayne’s Guy,

‘M gonna put a ghost ‘n th’ house.

Dear Constantine,

Theres already a few ghosts around. I don't think we will mind anymore. I can brew you some tea when you get here.

Alfred Pennyworth.

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I know there’s ’ready ghosts an’ spirits ‘n th’ house. Makes me head throb.

You’re gettin’ another. ‘Cause-…’Cause…

*Thinking.*

…. ‘Cause ‘m a nasty piece of work! Yeah!

Constantine,

You are doing it because... apologies for asking but are you well? This choice seems badly thought out, if you need sobering up we have a varitiy of drinks I can give or make for you. Alfred Pennyworth.

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