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The best at procrastinating

@theshelteredbrat

Please STOP asking for donations. I will delete the ask. I cannot effectively help you. I am a broke minor with a small blog that will give you no reach. It makes me feel like a murderer, so please just stop.
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intro post!

hi I'm charlie:) but I'm good with brat or whatever.

My pronouns are they/them i think...

My parents are homophobic and transphobic. So if you know (somehow) who i am plz don't out me.

I am a minor, don't be weird

I have many tumblr mothers, siblings, and children, but I'd always love some more!

I have fantastic moots, too many to list (love yall)

I'm a biromantic asexual(?)

I probably have a mental illness or depression or smth.

I like the Magnus Archives, Marvel, Keeper of the Lost Cities, the Song of Achilles, Conan Gray, AURORA, Hozier, Girl in Red, Cavetown, Chappel Roan, Olivia Rodrigo, Benson Boone, Mother Mother, Star Wars, anything Holmes related (like Sherlock holmes or enola holmes. I haven't seen the Sherlock shows or movies yet, but I have read the og books), purple, some greens, some blues, flowers in the not feminine way, the Iliad, the Odyssey, legos, dragons, dinosaurs (im not too educated but I think they're neat), art (I suck at art but I'm working on it), music, henna(I'm ok at this), i js started Welcome to Nightvale, and probably a lot of other things I forgot about

Also my notes think that I'm trying to get myself to do

hey notes thingy
I need motivation or I fear i might not make it to summer No limits except the comment section must be full sentences, no random keyboard s
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Things/people I dislike (also a dni)

Terfs, anyone who hates the lgbtqia+ community, anyone who uses slurs when referring to others, people who force me to do things, most dresses, cybertrucks, racists, homophobes, body shamers, people who are js mean and rude in general, people who think genocide is okay, people who judge cross dressing unless its your own, people who dislike others depending on their religion(why tf does that matter?), and people who think they won't get along with me bc of the things I stand for

Please give me asks!!! I love them.

Warning there's no telling how much ill be online. Sometimes I'll only check once every day or so and other times I'll be on here forever.

Rest in power Leelah Alcorn, Zander Mahaffey, and Nex Benedict.

#intro post#Thanks for reading
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Reblogged ashes-onthewind
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It is with the heaviest of hearts that I bring you sad news today. Murphy, the eagle who incubated a rock (and later raised a foster eaglet after his rock "hatched"), passed away at age 33 (almost a decade longer than long-lived wild eagles!). A tornado hit his local area. It's believed he sustained blunt force head trauma, likely from spooking during the high winds, as his cage and fellow eagles were unharmed.

Murphy is survived by his foster son, Baby 23-126, who was successfully released into the wild, and a second foster eaglet he was still caring for; this eaglet is expected to be able to be released as well.

I know a lot of people on Tumblr enjoyed seeing his story, and I know we will remember him fondly.

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Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

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wetfag

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

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this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

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culdeefell

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

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How dare you say aces piss on the poor

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Happy pride y'all

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How dare you say we should take pride in pissing on the poor

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Reblogged nanochittle
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you're very pretty. your uniqueness is an inherently beautiful trait. please don't compare yourself to this guy. he's hot but don't compare yourself to him

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But fish he's so round..... I'll never be as round as him....

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but also consider- he'll never be as abstract as you are

what if he's jealous of you

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Reblogged but-aint-this-texas
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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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bohemiandragoness

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

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No they aren’t.

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yes they are. because they are fluffye.

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OK yes they are.

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mr-system-of-a-downer

Dog

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jooshthepunished

Dog

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utah-mountain-drifter

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

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zarabithia

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

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yeah they’re fluffye

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theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

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checkmate athiests

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fluffye

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okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

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If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

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of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

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Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

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I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

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That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

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sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

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Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

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Tags via @jenroses

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wolfgang-king

sharks are smooth dogs

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BEHOLD, a SHARK

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17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

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Reblogged but-aint-this-texas
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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

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in the Pleistocene age when humankind first began to walk upright: knee problems

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