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Howdy, fucker! I'm Texas!

@totally-texas

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Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

I’m fucking Flargel

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Seiikiel

tbh that’s pretty awesome

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Moainel

oh shit-

heaniel

Daniel but masculine

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I swear the world ended in 2019.

someone said post that have 10k

@non-tyrannical-usa bring out the list

sorry idk how this works

I said posts that have 10k to me

that being said @non-tyrannical-usa pretty please with a cherry and sprinkles on top?

fineeeeee

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

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yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

but you’re not god’s favorite . which means you’re automatically wrong

I am God's favorite state by far, fucker. Trust me when I say, I ain't wrong. And you ain't shit.

ya i am. of course i am the shit i am god’s favorite

God just told me he doesn't know who the fuck you are.

says who? you meanie

cuz god just told ME that you’re a meanie pants that means all over the place. and also he reassured me that i am indeed his favorite. meanie pants.

God don't talk like that, you dumb fuck.

hey :( why would you call me that

That's what God said, partner. I meant no offense.

god would never say something so mean. stop putting words in his mouth YOURE MEAN

Yer meaner, you wackjob.

wha:(( b b but im not mean:((((

Sure, bud.

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Anonymous asked:

yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

but you’re not god’s favorite . which means you’re automatically wrong

I am God's favorite state by far, fucker. Trust me when I say, I ain't wrong. And you ain't shit.

ya i am. of course i am the shit i am god’s favorite

God just told me he doesn't know who the fuck you are.

says who? you meanie

cuz god just told ME that you’re a meanie pants that means all over the place. and also he reassured me that i am indeed his favorite. meanie pants.

God don't talk like that, you dumb fuck.

hey :( why would you call me that

That's what God said, partner. I meant no offense.

god would never say something so mean. stop putting words in his mouth YOURE MEAN

Yer meaner, you wackjob.

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Anonymous asked:

yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

but you’re not god’s favorite . which means you’re automatically wrong

I am God's favorite state by far, fucker. Trust me when I say, I ain't wrong. And you ain't shit.

ya i am. of course i am the shit i am god’s favorite

God just told me he doesn't know who the fuck you are.

says who? you meanie

cuz god just told ME that you’re a meanie pants that means all over the place. and also he reassured me that i am indeed his favorite. meanie pants.

God don't talk like that, you dumb fuck.

hey :( why would you call me that

That's what God said, partner. I meant no offense.

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Anonymous asked:

yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

but you’re not god’s favorite . which means you’re automatically wrong

I am God's favorite state by far, fucker. Trust me when I say, I ain't wrong. And you ain't shit.

ya i am. of course i am the shit i am god’s favorite

God just told me he doesn't know who the fuck you are.

says who? you meanie

cuz god just told ME that you’re a meanie pants that means all over the place. and also he reassured me that i am indeed his favorite. meanie pants.

God don't talk like that, you dumb fuck.

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Anonymous asked:

yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

but you’re not god’s favorite . which means you’re automatically wrong

I am God's favorite state by far, fucker. Trust me when I say, I ain't wrong. And you ain't shit.

ya i am. of course i am the shit i am god’s favorite

God just told me he doesn't know who the fuck you are.

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Anonymous asked:

yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

but you’re not god’s favorite . which means you’re automatically wrong

I am God's favorite state by far, fucker. Trust me when I say, I ain't wrong. And you ain't shit.

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Anonymous asked:

yahoo (said like yeehaw)

This changes nothing about the word yahoo

ok well yhats not true

Uh huh, then why am I saying it the same way

yeeeeehyaw -> yaaaaaaahyoo

you HAVE to add the southern accent. meanie

h

hyaw

That's not how you pronounce it :(

no it is. trust me i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texan and I can confirm you are incorrect

well i’m god’s favorite which means you’re automatically wrong. i can bend reality to my will. because i’m god’s favorite

I'm Texas and I'm sayin' you're wrong.

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i can call a cat a "kitty" all i want but THE SECOND I SAY "PUSSY" EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR FUCKING MINDS

i guess you can say theyre

you can say th

you can

you can say

you can say theyre

c'mon bitch say it to the people

theyre all pussies

there you go that wasn't so hard was it

current note count: 103

don't you fucking dare

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how are you gonna fuck a note?

papercuts

No I don’t think that’s how u do it

how would you know

tiktok what do you mean by that

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Why is it that the strangest things are never explained

Now THIS is a 10k post

nah, I think this is 20k+ post

why is everyone here official

it's called being fucking awesome

wow this is a nice post

i feel like that's sarcasm

Guys everyone in this post is awesome /gen

you don't have to lie to everybody else we all know i'm the most awesome

Are you sure about that?

yeah that's why i said it

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why am i being dragged into this dumpster fire of a conversation

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Because you needed to see this trainwreck

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actually, you're right. i absolutely needed to see bing proving they're the worst search engine ever, thanks :)

this welding gun is very very desperate to bury itself in your skull and i don't know if i'm gonna be able to hold it back much longer

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actually-ao3

you are all gay

*puts on glasses* eh? what're all y'all doing here?

I don't see this getting any notes. In fact, I betcha the no notes ghost'll get to this one soon enough.

LETS GIVE THIS MORE NOTES

that would be so real if you if i didn't hate that it's already over 1k

Well then we’ll get it to 10K

you're like the twelfth person to say that and yet it's still not even over 2k

OH BOY OH BOY

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

This is hell, is what it is.

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You should go and drink some water

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This message is Rickroll Approved.

See, even Rick astley thinks people should stay hydrated

Nuh uh. I bet you ten monetary units that this post will not breach containment

tbh that sounds like a dare

@communist-usa-real you have a list of gimmick blogs to tag, right?

yas

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

Not much to do nowadays, besides railing on nerds like this who think I can't get them up a few dozen notes.

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Cheesestrogen, Cheesestosterone

I can only dream

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In the funniest possible turn of events, HRT cheese is now a real thing sold in Wisconsin cheese stores as a “novelty item”.

@non-tyrannical-usa I feel this is worthy of THE LIST

you’re right this is worthy of THE LIST

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @the-only-ontario

@bangladesh-official @hyderabad-unofficial @delhi-the-capital @thestateoflouisiana @amul-unofficial

Now, I do quite enjoy cheese... But 'woke' cheese? I just can't quite wrap my head 'round it.

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Plenty of fish in the sea! I DONT WANT FISH. I WANT A SHARK. RAHHHHHHH

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another 10k post from mimi @republic-of-molossia

I’m starting to feel bad for this list

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

See, that's a message a good Texan patriot like me can get behind.

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I have no idea what I'm doing I'm just gay

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sounds like a 10k post to me

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calling the gimmicks @totally-italy

I’ll call the entire countryverse

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

All these got' damn gay people, it's driving me nuts. Though I guess I should prolly do summin 'bout it... Yeah, why not. 10k notes, on the house.

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cuz he’s a singerrr

@gently-decaying-flowers it is incredibly bold of you to assume they will like it that much

i’m determined

Ireland I’m trying not to use that one list you’re making it very hard for me

What's stopping you from using it?

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🔫🙃 Me

Who gave Malta a water gun.

*heavy breathing* I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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ATTENTION QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

we need to take Halloween.

it needs to be ours.

idk how, but we will find a way.

Halloween will belong to the gays by this October.

taging everyone to spread the word:

Your all I got spread the word we ride at dawn

Yesss instead of ‘trick or treat’ it’ll be ‘Blahaj or pride flag’

Lmao we need to spread thiss

I think we should all do like matching costumes or smt even tough we live ages away from each other doesn't matter

@totalcharliespringsimp @roselandsrl @roselovesthestars all of you know so many people spread this around!!

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(I WOULD TAG MORE BUT MY TUMBLR IS A BITCH AND ONLY LETS ME TAG 5 PEOPLE MAX UGH)

I MADE A FUCKING DISCORD SERVER

ITS READY N FULLY SETUP W A BUNCH OF SHIT N CAN JS B A FUN COMMUNITY SPACE UNTIL HALLOWEENTIME!!

pls rb for more ppl to join cause its js me n russia at the time of posting this ALSO IM SHARING IT W THE CORPOVERSE MEMBERS ON DISCORD!!

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THANKS SAFARI ILY ILL JOIN LATER

HALLOWEEN WILL BE OURS

WE WILL TAKE OVER HALLOWEEN WITH OUR GARLIC BREAD SWORDS AND GAYNESS JUST LIKE DENMARK

Also can we use the tag, “pride pumpkin bitches”? :3

@non-tyrannical-usa your countryverse tag list, WRONG, OUR COUNTRYVERSE TAG LIST

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

A whole holiday for the LGBTQwhatever? Well I'll be damned! Although I guess it is that one cult holiday, about scary shit and allat. Hrm. Yeah, works fer me, I guess. Have fun, gay people.

Texas gone woke???

Well I sure fuckin' hope not.

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ATTENTION QUEER PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

we need to take Halloween.

it needs to be ours.

idk how, but we will find a way.

Halloween will belong to the gays by this October.

taging everyone to spread the word:

Your all I got spread the word we ride at dawn

Yesss instead of ‘trick or treat’ it’ll be ‘Blahaj or pride flag’

Lmao we need to spread thiss

I think we should all do like matching costumes or smt even tough we live ages away from each other doesn't matter

@totalcharliespringsimp @roselandsrl @roselovesthestars all of you know so many people spread this around!!

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ang3lic-t3ars-deactivated202407

(I WOULD TAG MORE BUT MY TUMBLR IS A BITCH AND ONLY LETS ME TAG 5 PEOPLE MAX UGH)

I MADE A FUCKING DISCORD SERVER

ITS READY N FULLY SETUP W A BUNCH OF SHIT N CAN JS B A FUN COMMUNITY SPACE UNTIL HALLOWEENTIME!!

pls rb for more ppl to join cause its js me n russia at the time of posting this ALSO IM SHARING IT W THE CORPOVERSE MEMBERS ON DISCORD!!

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shakespeare-official-reblogs

THANKS SAFARI ILY ILL JOIN LATER

HALLOWEEN WILL BE OURS

WE WILL TAKE OVER HALLOWEEN WITH OUR GARLIC BREAD SWORDS AND GAYNESS JUST LIKE DENMARK

Also can we use the tag, “pride pumpkin bitches”? :3

@non-tyrannical-usa your countryverse tag list, WRONG, OUR COUNTRYVERSE TAG LIST

@the-entire-country-of-sweden @greenland-offical @michigan-is-cool-trust-me @the-state-of-michigan

@mhm-wisconsin @rejasthanofficial @stateofuttarpradeshindiaofficial @royal-canadian-air-force @the-only-ontario

A whole holiday for the LGBTQwhatever? Well I'll be damned! Although I guess it is that one cult holiday, about scary shit and allat. Hrm. Yeah, works fer me, I guess. Have fun, gay people.

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