"if you won't let me have you"

@trashlie / trashlie.tumblr.com

i don't know how to shut up, particularly about i love yoo.

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Hello and welcome to my trash blog. You're probably here because you've seen my I Love Yoo posts. Maybe you even know me from reddit. If you're looking for more, you can use the #ILY Brainrot tag. All of my own posts as well as reblogs with my contribution use that tag. #I Love Yoo is for all ILY related posts, including those without my thoughtdumps.

As a heads up, this blog is NOT spoiler-free but i DO take effort to hide spoilers for non-fast passers. All fast pass spoilers are hidden under read more cuts with explicit statements that there are FP spoilers within. Additionally, I use #ILY FP and #ILY Spoilers to tag such posts.

Please note that I do use read more cuts on very long or text-heavy posts, so don't think that I an indicator for spoilers. I just can't shut up.

Finally, my ask box is always open and I love love interacting with the community. Any asks containing FP info will be drafted until the content is available to all, to minimize spoilers in the ILY tag. Feel free to reblog my posts and add commentary, thoughts, rebuttal, etc. It's what I'm here for!

Obviously my blog is not ILY-only, so sorry for the trash heap lol.

#intro post #idk what to write here lol but feel free to talk to me ;~;#ILY Brainrot #gonna work on character tags and add those at some point #god only knows the best way to tag Nol lmao

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thejakeformerlyknownasprince

Anonymous asked:

Since Tom is dating Bonnie, who is korean, how is his spice tolerance?

thejakeformerlyknownasprince answered:

To the polls!

cannedinternets

For canon Tom, we know nothing about him so i'm erring on the side of "his white ass can't handle anything hotter than mayonnaise."

For Eleutherophobia Tom (who this question is actually about obvs) I'm going with masochistic tendencies + the ex-controller ability to no-sell reactions. Can he handle spice? No. Will he eat it anyways b/c fuck you? Absolutely. Will he regret it? Maybe only briefly, but not enough to sway my answer to the "adventurous" option.

#i gave him the benefit of California but he probably can't handle anything spicier than mayo #but i want to believe in him

Reblogged justapieceintheirgames

watching 4chan die as a tumblr user is like. its like watching another titanic hit another iceberg and sink faster right in front of the already sinking titanic that youre on

didn’t realize till now that i posted this on the actual anniversary of the titanic sinking. happy monument to hubris day, i guess

Reblogged justapieceintheirgames

tenisperfection

Sometimes, if you’re lucky, there will be a tree outside your bedroom window. It is very important to romanticize this tree as much as possible.

#unfortunately we lost the tree outside my window the weekend we moved in 😔#but i do have a tree out front i stare at during work #and a tree out back i watch from the kitchen #and the tree out back is about to bloom with the prettiest pink flowers!!!!!!!!!!!#it only does this every other year so I'm v v v excited!

Reblogged sabertoothwalrus

narcissistcookbook

tumblr should have a little clippy guy, a tumblrweed or something, that pops up and says "hey it looks like you posted this exact joke 15 months ago, are you sure you want to do yhis"

#i do indeed need that

Reblogged justapieceintheirgames

tarantula-hawk-wasp

Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic

No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes

#blue 10000%#actually wait #what if i AM red #the more i think about it the more i realize i..... don't think I'm blue at all #oh no #who am i #do i even know myself at all

Reblogged crystallpistol

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

#i do indeed currently have a headache here take it muskrat

Reblogged crystallpistol

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

management trying to hire and retain employees

Reblogged firstdove15

Trump is denying due process to foreign nationals in America — ripping them from their families and deporting them. Do we really believe this regime will follow any sort of due process for American citizens before he tries to deport them? Call it what it is: fascism.

Reblogged valkwise

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

Reblogged poke-problems

Floating amongst the stars 💫

Reblogged firstdove15

Class 1 recall on Tostitos. (Class 1 means they can kill you if consumed.)

Frito-Lay recall: What to know about the Tostitos tortilla chips pulled from shelves

A limited number of 13-ounce bags of Tostitos yellow corn tortilla chips were recalled by Frito-Lay in late March for undeclared milk.

PSA that if you live in the US, you should absolutely sign up for the FDA recall alerts via https://www.fda.gov/safety/recalls-market-withdrawals-safety-alerts and USDA FSIS (Food Safety Inspection Service) alerts via https://public.govdelivery.com/accounts/USFSIS/subscriber/new

sparkylurkdragon

The recall is for undeclared milk in the product. If you have a milk allergy, be especially vigilant about this one.

Reblogged yeahwrite

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

ok but the onelook thesaurus will save your life, i literally could not live without this website

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

LIFE SAVED

REBLOGGING TO SAVE ANOTHER WRITERS LIFE

#reblogging for MEEEEE tbh #resource

Reblogged firstdove15

doctorwhowatchesthewatchmen

shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.

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I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

I think...you might be right

brownheadedcowbird

what the fuck

#lakfjlakjflkafjklafjk #?????????????????#LMAO

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thejakeformerlyknownasprince

sorry, this is a silly question. but if each Animorph was allowed to say fuck one time in the series, what moment would you choose for each of them?

thejakeformerlyknownasprince answered:

Visser One: Hi, I exist.

Marco: Fuck my life.

--

The Ellimist: So you'll want to lead the hork-bajir three more trees up, one to the left, and then hang a right at a rock that kind of looks like an armadillo mated with a—

Tobias: You know what? Fuck this. Seriously. Fuck you, fuck your mindfuck, fuck the fucking with the hork-bajir. We are not going another fucking step until we get some fucking answers, you fucking hear me?

--

David: Ow, ow! Please, let me go!

Rachel: Listen up, fuckwaffle. Because you and I are about to have a goddamn conversation.

--

Ax: *stubs toe*

Ax: Motherfucking son of a bitch! Shitting hell!

Cassie and Jake: *glance at each other* *simultaneously wincing*

--

James: Tom has the morphing cube and Jake's chasing him down to get it back.

Cassie: Ah, fuck.

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Marco: Sorry, you said Rachel is on the Blade ship? WITHOUT backup?

Jake: Did I fucking stutter?

srvanguardconnors

Tobias deserves ALL the f bombs.

#Tobias really does

Reblogged everythingburritos

girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)

Mary Magdalene washing Christ's feet

I love how every time I log on, this site attains new levels of heresy. I can't wait to see what is next.

#lkjfljaflkjakfj

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