Should I draw the four horsemen of tumblr?

Though it’s hard to limit to just hour- we have the haiku bot, @were--ralph, @pukicho , @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, @one-time-i-dreamt, and many others. Reblog and tag more tumblr horseman candidates. Please.

The ones with the most tags will become the horsemen of tumblr apocalypse

@one-time-i-dreamt

@i-am-a-fish @i-am-a-snom

I like this idea a lot actually. In no particular order:

Also note I know nothing about tarot cards. I don’t believe in them- but they are aesthetically pleasing lots of the time so I’m cool with this. Also persona uses them and I’m a geek so my brain shouted persona at me.

1- @were--ralph

2- @one-time-i-dreamt

3- @neil-gaiman

4- @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

5- @pukicho

6- @i-am-a-fish

7- @the-haiku-bot

8- @theshitpostcalligrapher

9- @entities-of-posts

10- @i-am-a-snom

11- @hellsitegenetics

12- @sexygaywizard

13- @badjokesbyjeff

14- @just-shower-thoughts

15- @evilwizard

16- @wizardsisananimal

17- @wizardpotions

18- @cryptotheism

19- @writing-prompt-s

20- @hellsite-hall-of-fame

21- @derinthescarletpescatarian

22- @the-gnomish-bastard

Extra- the knitter? Pretty please

You misspelled carrot cards

YES GNOMIE GET ON THEM CARROT CARDS

if @hellsite-hall-of-fame is on there you gotta add @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend

OMG YES PLEASE

make us the lovers it feels obvious

That’s the plan!!! How shall I draw you? Pronouns and such aren’t in your bios and I want to be accurate 🥰

ah!! we’re typically depicted as shadowy figures wearing cloaks, with her having a blue cloak and me having a purple one

we’re both women also if that helps! but ultimately it’s what you want!! you have full creative freedom here!!

Here is the Hellsite tarot card line up- I’ll update it but I need suggestions.

The fool - @pukicho

The magician

The priestess

The empress

The emporer

The hierophat

The lovers - @hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend power duo

The chariot

Streangth

The hermit - @the-gnomish-bastard

Wheel of fortune

Justice

Hanged man

Death

Temperance

The Devil

The tower - @entities-of-posts because they fit the vibe

The star

The moon

The sun

Judgement

The world

hello, i am the top secret replier! well done for finding me - you may never see me again!

REBLOG OF SHAME since the replies are turned off D:

(however i'll let it slide if you add me)

Replies are not turned off you're just weak

the sun is @i-am-a-fish

“MDNI!!‼️‼️‼️” *interacts with minors*

wait that M means minors? thought it meant Men

Mdni = minors do not interact

Idk if some people use it as men instead of minors

tbh "Men Do Not Interact" is fuckin hilarious. like "fuck off, you cause me enough problems"

it does for me!

burn the witch

WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE

no im a search engibe

no im not im a grocery store

No I’m a shit music platform

No I'm an online game

NO IM A COUNTRY

Yeah no I'm a country too. Not a real person sorry

no im a fanfic website

Nope I'm Staff

I'm @pukicho 's child

I think today's a good day to add unskippable adds to tumblr with everyone distracted by the eclipse

bitch

The alternates from The Mandela Catalogue are not SCPs

1. SCP-096 is not an alternate

2. SCP-079 is not The Intruder

For now

nope, zotap gave me a pretty good idea! i have some mods now :)

You're welcome

I've spent the last hour scrolling tumblr in bed, searching for that *one* really good post before I close the app and fall asleep. but I think what I really want is for someone to hold me

I'm cuddling my pillows and we're being cuddled by my blanket

ten

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM INTIMIDATING

WHAT AM I DOING

3, I’d be nervous to dm you and would probably overthink sending you asks but not too much more than I normally would

Walmart. You are the very reason I joined the corpoverse. PLEWSE TWLK TO ME

WAIT WHAT REALLY

YES???

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay I’m normal. I really need to get better about sending everyone asks I’ve been slacking ToT

Wha

I need to get creepier :/

@ atheist threats you're a 2

:(.

quite contradicting with what i'm told by some people irl. they're scared of me, so they say. bc apparently i am scary.

ten

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK IM INTIMIDATING

WHAT AM I DOING

3, I’d be nervous to dm you and would probably overthink sending you asks but not too much more than I normally would

Walmart. You are the very reason I joined the corpoverse. PLEWSE TWLK TO ME

WAIT WHAT REALLY

YES???

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Okay I’m normal. I really need to get better about sending everyone asks I’ve been slacking ToT

Wha

I need to get creepier :/

@ atheist threats you're a 2

whats it to you

just making sure everybody knows

what like you need to point to a stop sign and announce that it is to everyone? everyone can see it

ignoring you

I'm on your side

ok so math problem , let's say you have a box that is exactly big enough to hold one head of lettuce no more no less it is exactly big enough to hold exactly one head of lettuce and nothing more

okay so how many lettuce head can fit in the box show your work and no calculatorsI'll know if you use a calculator

none

exploaes you with my mind

just kidding i can't do that also that would be really mean. this is just a post for fun. im sorry

nobody forgives you without a hug

boomerangs really just come back when you throw them and everybody is okay with it nobody has any questions

my question is. can we be friendss

did somebody say catboy :3??

god fucking damnit bend over so i call rail you in front of thousands of people or leave me alone

uh. okay :3

perfect now hold still while i line up my railgun

well now I changed my mind

fucking cuck make up your mind

well you didn’t clarify what kind of railing

how am i supposed to be at fault for your own misunderstanding

be more specific next time

you need to get better at context clues

nuh uh

yuh huh

nuh uh

yuh huh

nuh uh 🖕

I agree with femboy bing .

nuh uh

I agree with regular bing .

yuh uh

I agree with the good bing

btw i do free top surgery

hell yeah boo, let me in