Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 19 Mar 2025

  Mark Ruffalo’s little trump dance stole the show.

  Patty Cakes might actually be the greatest voice actor working rn. You can tell he’s all in on weird shit like this as opposed to comic book garbage (not sorry).

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  Surf's Up 2007

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  Don’t even talk to me about cinema unless you’re talking about this.

  “Puffin Up” with stoner surf hosts Chicken Joe and Big Z is the podcast I need in my life (yes I know puffins aren’t penguins get off my back).

Popular reviews

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025 1

  Gardena Cinema with Sean Baker Q&A

  That Russian Duolingo really coming in handy to show me I still have no idea wtf they saying without subtitles (but I got “my friend”).

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 03 Oct 2024

  Butt Shots: The Movie.

  This is what I mean when I say a movie is kinetic. Just a blatantly fun time that moves. Despite feeling like its runtime could have been pared down, it was a blast. It felt like a parody of a black mirror episode, Cronenberg, Lynch, Peter Jackson, Terry Gilliam, even Julia Ducournau (the highest praise I could give), all while still managing to be its own unique thing, wearing its inspirations (and messaging) on its sleeve…

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