Calvin

Calvin

Favorite films

  • Titane
  • Inherent Vice
  • Lady Vengeance
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

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  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Surf's Up

    ★★★★★

  • In the Mood for Love

    ★★★★★

  • Universal Language

    ★★★★½

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    Mark Ruffalo’s little trump dance stole the show.

    The final 3rd really fell apart for me in pretty much every angle, but I still appreciate what he was going for and how entertained I was. Patty Cakes might actually be the greatest voice actor working rn. You can tell he’s all in on weird shit like this as opposed to comic book garbage (not sorry).

  • Surf's Up

    Surf's Up

    ★★★★★

    Don’t even talk to me about cinema unless you’re talking about this.

    “Puffin Up” with stoner surf hosts Chicken Joe and Big Z is the podcast I need in my life (yes I know puffins aren’t penguins get off my back).

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★½

    Butt Shots: The Movie.

    This is what I mean when I say a movie is kinetic. Just a blatantly fun time that moves. Despite feeling like its runtime could have been pared down, it was a blast. It felt like a parody of a black mirror episode, Cronenberg, Lynch, Peter Jackson, Terry Gilliam, even Julia Ducournau (the highest praise I could give), all while still managing to be its own unique thing, wearing its inspirations (and messaging) on its sleeve…

  • Anora

    Anora

    ★★★★★

    Gardena Cinema with Sean Baker Q&A

    That Russian Duolingo really coming in handy to show me I still have no idea wtf they saying without subtitles (but I got “my friend”).

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