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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 02 Jan 2025

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  Wicked 2024

  ★★½ Watched 19 Dec 2024

  Obviously all the talent and production around this was off the chain... I'm not sure how to rate this because the story and script itself was so bad! A few great musical tracks sprinkled among songs I mostly wanted to fast forward though.

  And I'm sorry what- one of the most pivotal moments in this is a room full of people staring and pointing... because of a silly hat? I was literally laughing out loud because what is that. Then…

Popular reviews

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  Nomadland 2020

  ★ Watched 01 May 2021

  Francis McDormand shaving her head and pretending to be ~one of the poors~ is the most boring and tone deaf social experiment I've ever watched.

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  Tampopo 1985

  ★½ Watched 23 May 2021

  It’s lame when a director sells their audience that the movie is going to be one thing, then gratuitously sneaks in their perversions. People are brainwashed into giving these things a pass because "art."

  First 10 min were pretty good.

  Goes badly downhill from there with some disgusting mouth noises and at least 3 disturbing scenes I never needed to see:

  1. Egg yolk makeout
  2. Covert sexualization of a child
  3. Graphic turtle slaughter

  There was a very mediocre…