I was more confused than an old man trying to read the menu at his favorite restaurant.
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The 13th Warrior 1999
Not a hot take here, but Antonio Banderas in a Viking movie is ridiculous and he nearly ruins it. Luckily, everyone else fits the bill, it avoids unnecessary romances or any real lulls, and features plenty of beheadings.
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Woodstock 99: Peace, Love, and Rage 2021
What a misread by the boomers. And they’re somehow still delusional to this day. That said, I couldn’t be more ashamed of this era. And coming from a fan of metal, this ain’t metal, this is mainstream radio bullshit fueled by misplaced immature angst (also it’s offensive that Metallica gets thrown in with Limp Bizkit). Not blaming the music, but when you get 100,000 of this specific fan in one place you have a testosterone-filled mob of bro-dummies. I wonder…
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To the Moon 2021
Panic Fest #9
An awkward, familial, hallucinatory retreat with a nice twist ending.
I thought this goes without saying… but never let a man wearing coveralls dance with your wife.
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