your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

YAYYY

@blazekat031 @yourlocalmonstermailman @tommies-stinky-paws and anyone!

lord help me...

@sparks-chaotic-cove @elsmysteryworld @sunnymellow09 @im-not-just-physical @idioticaltxri @rottenm33 @bonessssxd @finleyforevermore and anyone else :3

fuck yeah >:D

(Annabeth, Percy, and Grover from the Percy Jackson book series)

no pressure tags: @yourlocalxiaosimp @sunflowerqueen333 @aquaticjazstar @touch-starved-lurker @moths-and-mantids @a-r3al-st4rr @thesunslogic @empathizewiththemoon @thesoulbox @synnodium @sylvere @sydneyofalltrades @toby-the-mushroom @toothandfeather @missingtexture03 @bleep-bloop-boo @taco-bee @100percentevil @noxspider @carb0n-m0n0xide @encryptidarchivist

…oh geez

(chica, bonnie, freddy and foxy from five nights at freddy’s)

@demonicallyslaying @homocidalpotat @nanochittle @aghusernamesaredifficult @st4rrl1ghtwastaken

huh. ok. (pre-corruption shadow milk cookie)

tagging @chaotic-snowflake @alcazarzarayyy @gay-ass-artist and anyone who wants to join?

Oh god. I’m cooked

Tagging @darkluminosity and anyone else who wants to join!

lol oh jeez... I thought it would have been Diluc but somehow it's Eula. 😆 (I'm fine with this.)

tagging @17panicattacksinatrenchcoat @astercontrol @jaysc0ve @aalinaaaaaa (no pressure though) and anyone else who wants to join!

Lmao isn't this ironic... because I got Diluc xD

(A perfectly fine arrangement if you ask me lol)

Open tag plus @oros-ash3s @seastarblue and @ark-inkweaving :D

This Will Only end bad for Me

am so Doomed

@mik3stuff @green-d20 @buggybuggboo @fremiinetistic @bvnnyl0v3r @the-fifth-rascal

And Anyone eles who Wants to join In

Could be worse, he's just a little silly

@asher312 @importantchildcollector @erklen11 @lyninabin

NOOOOOO I HAT VAMPIR COOKIE FUCK

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

This is why I can’t deal with British or American people, come to Canada where we have a history of war crimes, sweet tea, chocolate milk, bagged tea, and regular milk you swines

What fucking canadian calls it sweet tea its iced tea you imbecile

Not to reopen this minor fightback

My ived tea this morning, I know it’s iced tea, but for the ease of Americans (because I need to include them) I said sweet tea, my response before was a bit rude, so I’m sorry for that, but calling me an imbecile was uncalled for, and wrong, either way, proving my point

“come to canada” and “regular milk”

i don’t believe it

We have bag milk and carton milk and jug milk, we got ALL the milk

do you have those cartoon milk bottles delivered by a milkman?

No, we don't have milkman, we buy them from the store

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

I only see this on pinterest omg….

This is why I can’t deal with British or American people, come to Canada where we have a history of war crimes, sweet tea, chocolate milk, bagged tea, and regular milk you swines

What fucking canadian calls it sweet tea its iced tea you imbecile

Not to reopen this minor fightback

My ived tea this morning, I know it’s iced tea, but for the ease of Americans (because I need to include them) I said sweet tea, my response before was a bit rude, so I’m sorry for that, but calling me an imbecile was uncalled for, and wrong, either way, proving my point

“come to canada” and “regular milk”

i don’t believe it

We have bag milk and carton milk and jug milk, we got ALL the milk

Tag game for the gym besties

What are ur max lifts (i lowkey just wanna compare and maybe brag a lil lol)

Squat: 275

Bench: 110

Deadlift: 260

Clean: 100

@sarahcmarie @erklen11 @birondragon

Idk if any of my moots are gym rats so lemme know!

Squat 120

Bench 50

Deadline 200

Idk what clean is

Leg press 240

All in lbs

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

Blue moon, in a blue sky.

Nothing against cannibalists, just telling yall it's so fucking bad for your health-

same goes for pig meat.

This is bc you share lots of dna with humans and even pigs (around 98% I think for pigs?)

Anyways consuming things that are very similar to your own dna.

In other words if you act out on cannibalism, you may get heavy headaches, joint pains, start shaking for no reason, loose your balance a lot of the time, have issues speaking or loose slight control over your muscles!

If you choose to ignore and just keep on doing cannibalism you literally won't be able to walk anymore after some time. Your muscles will ABSOLUTELY fuck up and you'll start getting tremors NOT TO MENTION the INSANE emotional instability.

If you're even more of an moron and still don't stop? Your ass won't even be able to sit anymore with flopping into itself. Oops! You can't use your muscles anymore and speaking? Nope! You can't speak anymore. Incontinence, difficulty swallowing, not able to respond to anything anymore.

Cannibalism can lead to psychological and physical issues. Please do not commit cannibalism it'll only hurt you and eventually kill you within at least 2 months and latest 3 years.

Just gonna...

EXCUSE ME?! ME EATING PEOPLE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

IT'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU! @new-importantchildcollector DAD IS TRYNA DIE OR SUM.

NO! CANIBALISM IS ONLY OCCASIONALLY

STILL IN LARGE QUANTITIES IT'LL KILL YOU

Me Reading This MADNESS

YOU TOO. NO CANNIBALISM.

i Was Going to

Its against My Morals

WASNT

not Was

Good 😤

Ye Anyways Why Does Your friend ( am Gussing There Your friend Anyways )

Want to Eat human?

Th

That is my father

And I honestly don't know-?

1 YOUR DAD IS ON TUMBLR!?!???!

2 Good Point

Sup, I'm the totally actual father

if you ever say otherwise I'll murder you! 🥰

And if you ever say otherwise they won't find the body

Don't eat me thooo :3

I would never

when i was

a young boy

my father

ATE AN ENTIRE FUCKING LEMON.  HE DIDN’T SQUEEZE IT OUT ONTO ANYTHING.  HE DIDN’T CUT IT INTO PIECES.  HE DIDN’T EVEN SKIN IT.  HE JUST STUFFED THE ENTIRE LEMON INTO HIS MOUTH AND SWALLOWED.  I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING SO HORRIBLE IN MY LIFE

to see a marching band

He said son when

You Grow Up

You'll know what it's like to be an old man because Jesus christ why did he eat that lemon I don't understand?! I'll get it when I'm older

Nothing against cannibalists, just telling yall it's so fucking bad for your health-

same goes for pig meat.

This is bc you share lots of dna with humans and even pigs (around 98% I think for pigs?)

Anyways consuming things that are very similar to your own dna.

In other words if you act out on cannibalism, you may get heavy headaches, joint pains, start shaking for no reason, loose your balance a lot of the time, have issues speaking or loose slight control over your muscles!

If you choose to ignore and just keep on doing cannibalism you literally won't be able to walk anymore after some time. Your muscles will ABSOLUTELY fuck up and you'll start getting tremors NOT TO MENTION the INSANE emotional instability.

If you're even more of an moron and still don't stop? Your ass won't even be able to sit anymore with flopping into itself. Oops! You can't use your muscles anymore and speaking? Nope! You can't speak anymore. Incontinence, difficulty swallowing, not able to respond to anything anymore.

Cannibalism can lead to psychological and physical issues. Please do not commit cannibalism it'll only hurt you and eventually kill you within at least 2 months and latest 3 years.

Just gonna...

EXCUSE ME?! ME EATING PEOPLE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

IT'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU! @new-importantchildcollector DAD IS TRYNA DIE OR SUM.

NO! CANIBALISM IS ONLY OCCASIONALLY

STILL IN LARGE QUANTITIES IT'LL KILL YOU

Me Reading This MADNESS

YOU TOO. NO CANNIBALISM.

i Was Going to

Its against My Morals

WASNT

not Was

Good 😤

Ye Anyways Why Does Your friend ( am Gussing There Your friend Anyways )

Want to Eat human?

Th

That is my father

And I honestly don't know-?

1 YOUR DAD IS ON TUMBLR!?!???!

2 Good Point

Sup, I'm the totally actual father

if you ever say otherwise I'll murder you! 🥰

And if you ever say otherwise they won't find the body

Nothing against cannibalists, just telling yall it's so fucking bad for your health-

same goes for pig meat.

This is bc you share lots of dna with humans and even pigs (around 98% I think for pigs?)

Anyways consuming things that are very similar to your own dna.

In other words if you act out on cannibalism, you may get heavy headaches, joint pains, start shaking for no reason, loose your balance a lot of the time, have issues speaking or loose slight control over your muscles!

If you choose to ignore and just keep on doing cannibalism you literally won't be able to walk anymore after some time. Your muscles will ABSOLUTELY fuck up and you'll start getting tremors NOT TO MENTION the INSANE emotional instability.

If you're even more of an moron and still don't stop? Your ass won't even be able to sit anymore with flopping into itself. Oops! You can't use your muscles anymore and speaking? Nope! You can't speak anymore. Incontinence, difficulty swallowing, not able to respond to anything anymore.

Cannibalism can lead to psychological and physical issues. Please do not commit cannibalism it'll only hurt you and eventually kill you within at least 2 months and latest 3 years.

Just gonna...

EXCUSE ME?! ME EATING PEOPLE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

IT'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU! @new-importantchildcollector DAD IS TRYNA DIE OR SUM.

NO! CANIBALISM IS ONLY OCCASIONALLY

STILL IN LARGE QUANTITIES IT'LL KILL YOU

Me Reading This MADNESS

YOU TOO. NO CANNIBALISM.

i Was Going to

Its against My Morals

WASNT

not Was

Good 😤

Ye Anyways Why Does Your friend ( am Gussing There Your friend Anyways )

Want to Eat human?

Th

That is my father

And I honestly don't know-?

1 YOUR DAD IS ON TUMBLR!?!???!

2 Good Point

Sup, I'm the totally actual father

Nothing against cannibalists, just telling yall it's so fucking bad for your health-

same goes for pig meat.

This is bc you share lots of dna with humans and even pigs (around 98% I think for pigs?)

Anyways consuming things that are very similar to your own dna.

In other words if you act out on cannibalism, you may get heavy headaches, joint pains, start shaking for no reason, loose your balance a lot of the time, have issues speaking or loose slight control over your muscles!

If you choose to ignore and just keep on doing cannibalism you literally won't be able to walk anymore after some time. Your muscles will ABSOLUTELY fuck up and you'll start getting tremors NOT TO MENTION the INSANE emotional instability.

If you're even more of an moron and still don't stop? Your ass won't even be able to sit anymore with flopping into itself. Oops! You can't use your muscles anymore and speaking? Nope! You can't speak anymore. Incontinence, difficulty swallowing, not able to respond to anything anymore.

Cannibalism can lead to psychological and physical issues. Please do not commit cannibalism it'll only hurt you and eventually kill you within at least 2 months and latest 3 years.

Just gonna...

EXCUSE ME?! ME EATING PEOPLE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

IT'LL LITERALLY KILL YOU! @new-importantchildcollector DAD IS TRYNA DIE OR SUM.

NO! CANIBALISM IS ONLY OCCASIONALLY

Nothing against cannibalists, just telling yall it's so fucking bad for your health-

same goes for pig meat.

This is bc you share lots of dna with humans and even pigs (around 98% I think for pigs?)

Anyways consuming things that are very similar to your own dna.

In other words if you act out on cannibalism, you may get heavy headaches, joint pains, start shaking for no reason, loose your balance a lot of the time, have issues speaking or loose slight control over your muscles!

If you choose to ignore and just keep on doing cannibalism you literally won't be able to walk anymore after some time. Your muscles will ABSOLUTELY fuck up and you'll start getting tremors NOT TO MENTION the INSANE emotional instability.

If you're even more of an moron and still don't stop? Your ass won't even be able to sit anymore with flopping into itself. Oops! You can't use your muscles anymore and speaking? Nope! You can't speak anymore. Incontinence, difficulty swallowing, not able to respond to anything anymore.

Cannibalism can lead to psychological and physical issues. Please do not commit cannibalism it'll only hurt you and eventually kill you within at least 2 months and latest 3 years.

Just gonna...

EXCUSE ME?! ME EATING PEOPLE IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Halloween costume thread if you dress up or celebrate Halloween reblog this!

No pressure tags @importantchildcollector @yourfavoriteearthshaker @lyninabin @atlasaurelius @bibibusinessman

very hot babe, also this is my new account lol

Haiiii

timkonbart except bart is a non-sex repulsed asexual and even though sex doesn’t disgust him he still doesn’t like to partake in it. this leads to him barging in and ranting to the two of them while they’re the ones having sex about a show he’s been watching and he’s been really in to.

Tim and Kon both engage in the conversation and pay attention to what he’s saying.

I’m not saying I’m looking for a fic exactly like this but I’m currently trying to find timkonbart fanfics lol

Send them to me??😙

i know this is really old but,, I came back to it and honestly I might try and gaslight my friend into writing me a fic…

Do it!