you can call me fizzy or clown they/them 17 basic dni
some of my interests:
i do a lot of art so i might post that here at some point :3
if u want to talk or be friends im so down but i have really bad anxiety so youll have to message me first :]
Having a boyfriend is literally free
Iβm stuck in my room because i have a fresh arm tattoo thatβs not exactly fun to drive with and my little sister and her friends are hanging out in the kitchen so instead of doomscrolling or agonizing over creative projects iβm sending him pictures of various car parts and asking him to name them
wheeelβ¦β¦
I think he likes it?
I want to see so much more of this please
Mor car parts please
More highlights
Crankshaft:
The recording is him chanting βpasta pastasta pastaaβ to himself very very quietly
I'm howling, I know shit about the newest Snow White Disney regurgitation but I just clicked on it on iMDb and-
1.8 stars????? I didn't think that was possible. I clicked on it and-
IT'S EVEN FUCKING LOWER THAN THAT IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE OBVIOUSLY PAID-FOR 10S. Like even the other two recent disasters are higher than that!
This is where it occured to me to check something and-
IT'S RATED SIGNIFICANTLY LOWER THAN A MOVIE MADE PURPOSEFULLY TO BE AS GROSS AND HORRIBLE AS POSSIBLE. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN MANAGE THAT??????
IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SEQUEL OF A SEQUEL OF A HORROR MOVIE MADE EXCLUSIVELY BECAUSE TOM CARDY MADE A SONG ABOUT IT.
I think I'm going to pirate this and watch it out of sheer morbid curiosity.
I couldn't help myself, I went on a quest to find a movie worse than this. A bit hard, because iMDb doesn't let you sort by the lowest rated 250, but I managed.
BEHOLD! The movies that managed to get a worse rating than Snow White!
I actually saw this one when I was, uh, probably way too young for it. It's about Paris Hilton being a sadistic tyrant of some posh university and it includes charming scenes of her making aspiring college students eat leftover sushi from dog bowls and spraying whipped cream on her boyfriend's dick to make her dog give him a blowjob. Definitely worse than Snow White, right?
Well-
Enough people thought it was at least ironically funny to give it a 3.7 mean so it's, technically, NOT worse than Snow White. I guess Paris Hilton is at least hot.
Next, we have:
A very promising title! Apparently it's a sequel of a Turkish film 'The Man Who Saved the World', (which in itself is apparently 'Turkish Star Wars') and which one reviewer called 'mindbogglingly awful'. Hold on, let me show you the funniest part of one review:
This movie is so bad it interferes with one's inner peace! Surely not even Snow White is THAT bad.
Except-
To be fair, Turks in Space is a sequel of a problematic cult favorite, so it still manages to have some fans. My condolences to the person whose inner peace was disturbed, I hope you moved to a Tibetan monastery in 2019 and haven't had internet acess since. Hell, 2024 would be be better than seeing this.
Okay, by now iMDb algorhythm or whatever it is has figured out what I want and grudgingly started offering me its worst rated movies. Unfortunately...
It turns out it's REALLY FUCKING HARD to make a movie that is so universally unappealing. Even the worst movies so far have at least a dozen people who gave it a pity rating and a few maniacs who think it's unintentionally the best thing ever. Finding something below 1.8 is actually pretty hard!
But I prevailed and found this!
It's a very bad german vanity film about... I don't know, some guy who won a talent show once? The reviews speak for themselves:
'Cultural equivalent of stoning the viewer to death'. Wow. Have we finally found the most universally hated movie of all-
NOPE! Turns out even camcorder vanity projects have their fans. And mind you, this movie at least didn't cost 250 million to make! Considering how cheap it looks and that some people went to war with the German Amazon to track it down, I think it actually made more money than it cost anyway.
And so my search for a movie hated more than Snow White continues!
We're taking a turn for the absurd, and while these are TECHNICALLY a series, I have found TWO things that have made me nearly burst my spleen.
We have...
Literally just a collection of Charli D'Amelio's videos. I have to admit I had to google who the fuck that was.
But she still isn't what we're looking for. She does get an honorable mention because it's on her page that I found THIS.
People wiser than me have already realised what this is, but alas. I am an idiot. The 'ape' part should have tipped me off, but in my defense, seeing only half of that monkey's head was probably on purpose because you realize it instantly once you see it.
I had to open my computer, open youtube in a private window and then carefully copy it over here without opening it because I don't want Youtube algorhythm to catch so much as a whiff of it. But yes. It's exactly what it says on the tin.
HOWEVER.
It is, by the virtue of at least the people who went blind at the Bored Ape concert, NOT the most universally hated movie! Snow White continues to edge out some VERY stiff competition!
daniel the wizard looks two months into estrogen
checked the wikipedia for this movie out of morbid curiosity and
oh my god π’
You know the funniest thing about SK8 the Infinity or whatever? Langa and Reki, simply do not care. They don't give a shit. The whole series, ADAM is making ominous biblical lusty threats towards Langa and Langa is NEVER paying attention, Reki is too busy having a mental crisis/coming of age moment to pay attention to the guy that literally beats the shit out of him, but at no point are they like 'maybe we are being treated in an odd way' or 'maybe we should find out more about Adam' because they don't give a shit.
They never approach Joe and Cherry like 'we need to know the TRUTH about Adam' because they're too busy dapping each other up in an abandoned skate park. Reki gets hit by a car by someone connected to Adam and when Snake goes projecting all his issues he's like 'okay whatever, unrelatable'. Langa brings up 'I wonder why Adam skates' ONE TIME, and they're like 'it's probably because he enjoys it, no other possible reason'. They don't care about his shady past with Cherry and Joe. They don't care that he's a politician. They simply have two priorities and it's each other and skating.
It's so funny to me that they're THIS apathetic to the main antagonist. Himbo's wish they could be this dumb.
DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION
the danse macabre
Β A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-
Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?
I know I didnβt tag everyone, I just canβt remember all of my mooties and Iβm tired lol
Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.
I'll do as many as I remember
@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people
@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming
I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol
making actual friends yesssss
my bros and gals and other pals!
@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can
@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND IβM TIRED YβALL ARE JUST AWESOME π€β¨
I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but
HEYYYYYY
@messingwithmoony @outromoony @pyromaniacbibliophile @melihoera @tsukiko31 @lyaxxs @alwayssirius09 @alphabetically-deranged @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @charlie-kelly-variant @yourlocaltboy @mooonyyyy @theonyxstate @walkingtalkingfrog + everyone who I forgot to put on hereeeeeee
hello!
@nocompromise-noregrets @permetutotheworld @zzalina @xx-thee-silly-one-xx @theonethatburns @bee-with-a-camera
Now you see, I have whatβs called β¨severe memory issuesβ¨
So I can remember 4 people at most
Update: 3 people
Oh em gee moot tag list
Shall i summon the hoard?
Yes, summon them all
Oh goodie goodie ill make sure its good
@sunflowerrosy @lwkjsfloating @likeadeadbattery @the-ellia-west @bee-with-a-camera @homelessnerd @bamboozled-08orange @theweirdbox123 @d0rky-0utfits @dixidin @potatoeperson33 @theultimaterewatcher @hg-sweethearts @curious-apricot @vesanal @vic-11037 @corinneglass @inspirationallybored @seastarblue
MY MOOTS MY BESTIES YOUNARE ALL SO AMAZING ILY GUYS TEE HEE πβ€ππ«πβ€ππ«β€π«π«ππ«β€π«π«π«ππ«π«β€π«π«π«π«π«
cries (but positively)
heh, looks like I have to tag people sillily bc i am HONOREDβ¦
iβm lazy tysm for the tag tho vroski
Β A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-
Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?
I know I didnβt tag everyone, I just canβt remember all of my mooties and Iβm tired lol
Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.
I'll do as many as I remember
@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people
@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming
I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol
making actual friends yesssss
my bros and gals and other pals!
@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can
@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND IβM TIRED YβALL ARE JUST AWESOME π€β¨
I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but
HEYYYYYY
@messingwithmoony @outromoony @pyromaniacbibliophile @melihoera @tsukiko31 @lyaxxs @alwayssirius09 @alphabetically-deranged @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @charlie-kelly-variant @yourlocaltboy @mooonyyyy @theonyxstate @walkingtalkingfrog + everyone who I forgot to put on hereeeeeee
hello!
@nocompromise-noregrets @permetutotheworld @zzalina @xx-thee-silly-one-xx @theonethatburns @bee-with-a-camera
Now you see, I have whatβs called β¨severe memory issuesβ¨
So I can remember 4 people at most
Update: 3 people
Oh em gee moot tag list
Shall i summon the hoard?
Yes, summon them all
Oh goodie goodie ill make sure its good
@sunflowerrosy @lwkjsfloating @likeadeadbattery @the-ellia-west @bee-with-a-camera @homelessnerd @bamboozled-08orange @theweirdbox123 @d0rky-0utfits @dixidin @potatoeperson33 @theultimaterewatcher @hg-sweethearts @curious-apricot @vesanal @vic-11037 @corinneglass @inspirationallybored @seastarblue
MY MOOTS MY BESTIES YOUNARE ALL SO AMAZING ILY GUYS TEE HEE πβ€ππ«πβ€ππ«β€π«π«ππ«β€π«π«π«ππ«π«β€π«π«π«π«π«
cries (but positively)
heh, looks like I have to tag people sillily bc i am HONOREDβ¦
iβm lazy tysm for the tag tho vroski
