4SAAW
4SAAW
4SAAW
Extras: Massager, Counter Lady, Boy Bayag, Jeannette Bayag, Pulis, Bayag's Maids
Part 1 0:00-1:20
[(Nag-aaway na magulang)
Simbahan
Teddie: Baby Jesus, we want Mama and Papa to make up. Please keep them together.
Gabbie: Ay. Baby Jesus, can you give us a b-baby brother baby brother?
All: Please🙏
Bahay 3:16-7:12
Grace: Ay, Gabriella. Why do you keep delaying? Teddie easily got a job abroad...
Gabbie: CJ!
Grace: Why?
CJ: Because... I have some things to do with my girlfriend (pause) I mean, fiancée
Mama: Fiancée?
Phone Call
Gabbie: How I wish it were Nicole. But no. The new one, Princess.
Gabbie: Yes.
Gabbie: Of course she's not happy, CJ barely knows the girl. Btw, the wedding's happening in two weeks.
Alex: Weh?
Bobbie: True love, my ass.
Gabbie: Anyway, you all need to come home for the big event. We all need to be there.
Teddie: Wait, wait, wait. I'm not sure about that. I need to check my schedule.
Part 2 0:30-3:55
Bahay
(Yakap, yakap)
Bobbie: Tristan, this is mama, Gabbie, and CJ. Mama, Gabbie, CJ, this is Tristan, my boyfriend.
(Yakap yakap)
(Dadating si Alex)
Gabbie: The ones from abroad got here before you did
Teddie: My boyfriend
Kusina 7:05-10:20
(Tawanan)
Mama: It's like you're all kids again. If not for Reb-reb's wedding none of you might have come home.
Costume: Semi-formal
Princess: Daddy
Alex: Uhm excuse me. What do you think my brother is going to do with your daughter? Use her for
money?
Teddie: We have to stop this wedding. Let's meet in the kitchen in five minutes.
Part 4
Bahay, Kusina
Costume: Pantulog
Teddie: Yes, we need ideas. (Pause) Anyone? Everyone? (Pause) I'm sure those Bayags are dirty
Teddie: Whatever!
Bobbie: Several, but their most profitable is their chain of men-only spas.
Teddie: Let me see. (Tumayo at tumingin sa laptop) Ah, Papa's Spa. (Nagbasa) Endless joy. We give
happy endings?! (Pause) Hm! I already knew it, those Bayags are dirty. I knew it.
Part 5
Sa may kalsada
(Aalis si Tristan)
Tristan: When I get back... (Pinakita yung singsing) you're already wearing this. It will perfectly fit you.
(Hug)
Costume: Teddie - jacket, sumbrelo, jeans, shirt; Frodo - sunglass, jacket, jeans, shirt
Counter girl: Sir, our happy ending package is the best seller
Teddie (nabulong kay Frodo): Remember... Before the happy ending happens, call me
(Naglakad)
Frodo: I know
Massager: hello
Part 6
Same costume
Frodo: Yes
Teddie: What? Happy ending? It's time? (Pause) I'll call Alex's contact now. Okay? (Pause) Don't enjoy
too much.
Frodo: Okay.
Frodo: (tumango)
Massager: Okay relax. Close your eyes. No peeking, to make the happy ending more pleasurable.
Teddie: Sir. Sir. I'm glad you're here. The happy ending is here.
Police: Where?
Teddie: Chief, it's time we expose the illegal activities of these Bayags.
Massager: Think about what would make you happy right now. (Pause) What is it Sir?
Frodo: For Teddie to tell me she loves me back. (Pause) I love you Teddie
Massager: You feel happy Sir?
Teddie: Aha!
Frodo: Teddie?
Massager: It's done. He had his happy ending. Actually, you're his happy ending.
Jeanette: Thank you Chief, for assisting us in preventing these perverted minds from besmirching this
reputable establishment's name.
Costume: Same costume kay Teddie, Frodo and Pulis; Jeannette - her usual OOTD
Teddie: I'm so sorry I made a mistake. I thought you're doing dirty in your business.
Jeannette: Our happy ending is encouraging happy thoughts. It's very clean. Not like you. You have a
dirty mind.
Kalsada
Frodo: The truth, that I'm not an architect... And you're not a teacher.
Teddie: Do you think my mama will understand that her favorite daughter is a failure? Not to mention, a
fake and a liar? Is that it ha?
Frodo: It was just a suggestion —
Teddie: Then next time, make sure your suggestion is worth my time! How stupid of you!
Bahay
Costume: CJ- Polo & Jeans; Teddie, Gabbie, Bobbie- pambahay; Alex- her usual OOTD kapag may racket
CJ: No! no! What were you thinking, Ate?! (Dadating si Bobbie) Princess and her family did not deserve
this! That's the business of my future wife's family.
Teddie: CJ, I'm so sorry. I assumed something was wrong with the spa when I saw their happy ending
package.
CJ: Well you assumed wrong! Do you know that Uncle Boy want to sue you? I had to get on my knees
and beg him not to go through with it! But if it were me, I would have had you arrested!1
Bobbie: CJ, that's too much. She was wrong. She admitted it. She apologized. Isn't that enough?
CJ: No, it's not enough. (Dadating si Alex) What all of you want ha?!
Bobbie: For you to realize that Princess is not the girl for you.
Bobbie: We do it because we love you! Think about that before you raise your voice at all of us.
Teddie: I was just trying to protect you. You're our baby brother.
Bobbie: Oh my God! Why, Ate Teddie?! Why did you push through with that stupid plan?
Bobbie: No, that plan is really stupid. What were you thinking?! Did you even think at all? My God!
Bobbie: Now instead of making him leave Princess, now he is more eager to marry her. How stupid!
Bobbie: You're misinterpreting me. I said the idea was stupid. Not you.
Bobbie: What?!
Alex: You, being a New Yorker does not make you better than us.
Gabbie: Charades.
Alex: Yah, that's right. Charades Ma.
Part 7
Park bench
Costume: Casual
Teddie: It's just that... All my life... They think I am... I just don't have the courage to say... That I am just
a maid now.
Frodo: Your family will understand you. They will still love you. And so what if they don't accept you? I
still love you. Even if you can be an ass sometimes. (Hug)
Part 8
Bahay
Jeannette: Good afternoon! (Hug, hug, hug) So we're here to tell you about the theme of the wedding.
G, T, A, & B: What?!
Jeannette: Since CJ and Princess met at the cruise, I supposed that it will be memorable to conduct a
beach wedding.
Bobbie: But... It's been a culture to our family to have a church wedding, since it is how a wedding
should be conducted.
Boy: The expenses will be ours. If that's what you worry about.
Teddie: And we're on the summer time of the year. It is too hot to conduct a wedding at the beach.
Jeannette: But everything was all done.
Grace: Jeannette... We're sorry, but we only didn't expect that the wedding will be like this. We're not
informed.
Boy: Ah, I believe that when it comes to family business there can always be a compromise. Since we
didn't consult you about the theme. I understand that you are surprised right now.
Boy: But I also don't want my wife's efforts to go to waste. Why don't we just play dor it?
Boy: If you win, you can wear whatever you want. But if we win, it's the theme baby! (Pause) Well?
Game?
Bahay, Sala
Alex: Crazy!
Extra 1: Great.
Grace: Everyone.
Teddie: Titanic.
Jeannette: Movie
(Tinuro ulit)
Boy: Moron 5!
(Tinuro si Teddie)
Jeannette: Of course.
(Tinuro si Bobbie)
(Clap)
Grace: No, CJ! Something's off. They've been making fun of Teddie all day. Why are you making fun of
my daughter?
Grace: No! You're making my kid the butt of your jokes. Why are you subjecting my daughter to such
ridicule?!
Jeannette: You're the ridiculous one! With your phony Russian accent. Botoxed face and your plastic bo
Boy: Grace...
Grace: You are in my house. You have no right to insult or make fun of any of my children. Get out!
Jeannette: It would be my pleasure! But before I go, I just want to make one thing clear. (Humawak sa
boobs) These are perfectly real and not fake! Unlike your daughter.
Part 9
Gabbie; When Ate Bobbie was supposed to go to Madrid for her birthday vacation.
Bobbie: And you didn't want me to go, remember? You said you had a teacher's conference in Paris. But
I still went to Madrid. I saw you in a bar. But I stayed away because... I knew you were ashamed. And I
didn't want to embarrass you because you weren't ready to say the truth that time.
Alex: About what? What do you know that I don't? Ate Teddie is my sister too. It's also my sister that
you're pressuring right now.
Teddie: Ate...
Nanay: Roberta!
Bobbie: Ma, it would be better if it came from her. Ate, we're you're family. If anyone should know who
you really are, it should be us. How long are you going to keep up the lie?
Teddie: It's not like that, ma. I know that whatever happens you'd still love me. But I'm the one with the
problem. I'm the one who can't accept my failure. I'm the real failure among your children
Gabbie: Ate
Bobbie: Me?
Teddie: Yes Bobbie, you! You don't even have to try and you'll succeed at everything. But me, no matter
how hard I try, I can never be as good as you! Cause you're the best! You're the smartest! The prettiest!
You got everything! You're my sister and I love you but... I'm so envious of you!
Bobbie: But why does it seems that you're mad at me? Is it my fault? The truth is I'm the one whose
envious of you all. But it's okay, I accepted that Teddie and CJ get special treatment from Mama. And
Papa's favorite were Alex and Gabbie, and that's okay.
Bobbie: No ma, that's okay. Because what's more important to me is that you gave life to me. You fed
me... You sent me to school... You clothed me... You loved me... You and Papa. And that's good enough
for me. Because growing up... Alex was there... I was her favorite. (Pause) Just then. Because... Ever
since I came home all I've heard from everyone is that I'm arrogant... I'm a bitch for speaking the truth.
And I am sorry for that. I'm sorry if I'm cold.
Bobbie: No CJ it's okay. Maybe that's how I really am. Because I chose to be that way. I had to be that
way. Especially when I went to New York to sacrifice for our family. Because we're in debt because of
Papa's illness, and we need money for Mama's operation as well as for Ate Teddie to be able to go to
Spain, CJ have to go to college, and Gabbie's not earning so well, while Alex didn't want to leave filming
because that's what she loves doing. So I had to make sacrifice even if I have to be alone.
Nanay: I'm sorry Bobbie I didn't know you felt that way.
Nanay: But I want you to know I'm so grateful for all you've done for us.
Nanay: Teddie, you too. I'm thankful to you too, because you made sacrifices as well. And I want you to
know, I will love you no matter what (hug)
Alex: I'm sorry ma... That I always rebelled against you. But even though I gave you a hard time, I just
wanted you to be proud of me. And I'm still trying Ma.
Nanay: I know. Alex, I know. (Hug lahat) I'm not perfect, but I am your mother. And I will always love you
the best way I know how.
Part 10
Bahay Kusina
Bobbie: Okay okay. Chocolate. Peanut Butter. Strawberry. Cream. Chocolate. Peanut Butter. Strawberry.
Cream.
Alex: Quite a lot to memorize. Before it was, chocolate cream, chocolate, cream. (Pinahiran si Bobbie ng
palaman) Shield!
Teddie: They're very playful. They like to smear each other like that.
Bobbie: You too!
Gabbie: Wait!
Nanay: Why do you look like that? What are you doing?
Nanay: You don't have any choice. I'm your only mother.
Gabbie: Oh?
Teddie: Thank you... For looking after Mama. And taking care of us.
Gabbie: Thank you too, Ma. Thank you, Ates. (Hug lahat)
Alex: Ah ma, that's for Reb-Reb. Because we named him after that. That's why he's sweet.
(Phone rings)
Gabbie: Hello? Reb-reb. Yes? The wedding's not pushing through? Why?
Funeral
Bobbie: Condolence.
Alex: Condolence.
Jeannette: It's okay Teddie. Like what I've said... Past is past. But what really saddens me... Is CJ and
Princess' wedding.
Jeannette: But the church is all set up. The reception... The gowns...
Bobbie: Well, they don't have to go to waste. There will be a wedding tomorrow.
Labas ng bahay
Malapit sa dagat
Costume: Pangkasal
Tristan: I'm a little confused. (Gabbie, Alex, & Teddie mag-smile kay Tristan, as well as CJ and Princess) I
thought the wedding was cancelled? Right?
Bobbie: You were right. It's a perfect fit. Just like you and me. You're the one for me.
Teddie: (Tumango)