A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming

I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol

@starkayezer @blueberry-b4gel @astarsmindd

making actual friends yesssss

@woods3115 @mairon-goth-minion @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sage-way

my bros and gals and other pals!

@lex-dr4ws @fictionalsimp09 @look-a-gay @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos

@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@cch3rrybomb @icrytomyownpoetry @bluebevvy0409 @lesbian-disaster-tm @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

@bibeantransbean @birdiebirdjay @percyweasleyapologist @toooster @blob-of-social-anxiety

@danaris112 @lirenthenonlyrist @aelia-posts @permetutotheworld @guess1mjustheren0w

@s1r1us0black @glitchedmoon5 @garden-of-runar @secret-sageent @soupyloopyx

@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨

I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but

@printershorts @the-archivist-14 @clodyghost @danger-dayze

@miqotepotatoe @equippedtolove @cestpassam @guess1mjustheren0w

@percyweasleyapologist @hawaiianshirttaco64 @rainystarssx @frebbyfazballz

@allonsy-moony @ttroubledwaters @theblackstar04 @what-would-sappho-do

@shadowjinx2906 @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @undercontrolofdarkness

@fangsded @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @etoilenoiree @tastelessleather

HI DANA 😸😸

@cryingoverdeadgaywizzards @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @messingwithmoony @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m

HEYYYYYY

@messingwithmoony @outromoony @pyromaniacbibliophile @melihoera @tsukiko31 @lyaxxs @alwayssirius09 @alphabetically-deranged @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @charlie-kelly-variant @yourlocaltboy @mooonyyyy @theonyxstate @walkingtalkingfrog + everyone who I forgot to put on hereeeeeee

hello!

@nocompromise-noregrets @permetutotheworld @zzalina @xx-thee-silly-one-xx @theonethatburns @bee-with-a-camera

Now you see, I have what’s called ✨severe memory issues✨

So I can remember 4 people at most

@vixxy-luv

@eldercypress

@carb0n-m0n0xide

Update: 3 people

Oh em gee moot tag list

Shall i summon the hoard?

Yes, summon them all

Oh goodie goodie ill make sure its good

@sunflowerrosy @lwkjsfloating @likeadeadbattery @the-ellia-west @bee-with-a-camera @homelessnerd @bamboozled-08orange @theweirdbox123 @d0rky-0utfits @dixidin @potatoeperson33 @theultimaterewatcher @hg-sweethearts @curious-apricot @vesanal @vic-11037 @corinneglass @inspirationallybored @seastarblue

MY MOOTS MY BESTIES YOUNARE ALL SO AMAZING ILY GUYS TEE HEE 💖❤💞🫖💖❤💞🫖❤🫖🫂💞🫖❤🫖🫂🫖💞🫂🫂❤🫖🫂🫖🫂🫂

cries (but positively)

heh, looks like I have to tag people sillily bc i am HONORED…

@cringeandproudx3 @unbranded-chaos @cringeandproudx3 @oli-silly @san3-1sh @cringeandproudx3 @vic-11037 @soggysaurusrex @edgingattheedgeofauniverse @cringeandproudx3 @carb0n-m0n0xide @normystical @unbranded-chaos @cringeandproudx3 @vinniemitchell

i’m lazy tysm for the tag tho vroski

@vexedmilky @popatochsp @https-fizzysclowntears-com @t0tally-n0t-lou

thanks for the tag :3

@mychemicalplatonicrelationship @icommitwaterdie @moss-critter @paisley-constellations @xxasspen-h3s-3moxx

thanks!! i hope nobody thinks i’m fake i’m just awkward and don’t like engaging first :_)

i’m not sure who i should tag so i’m guessing off my moots :)

@itzanotheremo @ketchup-is-green @fernissilly @marsingtonn @ anyone else!!

@finns-lifes-in-shambles @z0mb1eeg1rll @g0rg30us-n1ghtm4r3 @ifuckedurmomwithmy12inchschlong @zakissocools @neekstheanxiouscat @dewdr0pz

and more :3

@mochamuff1n @finleyforevermore @weeweefart @stars-around-scars-collective

and more!!

HIIII FRIEND

remus rewarding himself with a sweet treat every hour, every day and after every inconvenience

he totally has those little strawberry sweets in his pockets

joining tumblr for the first time now is like in movies when the city kid goes to the small small small town and someone there is like “we ain’t got nona that weefee or whatever but we’s got Jimbo who yells the news and that’s good enough” and points to Jimbo who is currently asleep on his rocker

Except for us it’s like “we ain’t got no al-go-rithm but we do have haiku-bot and that one destiel screengrab that tells us the news and that’s good enough”

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

@mersinia

You...you reblogged this from me

@mersinia

back in the time loop with you

FUCK THIS I WANT A BF OR GF OR WHATEVER SO MF BAD LIKE OMFG STOP LIKE AHEJTJRJEJQUQHQHJHHHAAHHHHHJHHHHJHHHHHJJHHHUJJUHHHHH

realest post on tumblr 🗣️🔥‼️

SERVEDDDDDDD

regulus is so used to putting on a bit of makeup everyday that he doesn't even think about it. it's part of the routine. shower, brushing teeth, chose an outfit and put on makeup.

but the first time remus spends the night at regulus place, he is mesmerized. he stands next to reg the whole time and watches in awe as the man uses his tiny bottles, applying the products in his face with his fingers and brushes.

after they commit to a relationship, it becomes routine to them too. regulus goes around with his morning routine and remus follows him like a puppy, enjoying every second at reg's company.

at some point, remus becomes so used to it that he can anticipate the next step, holding each brush for him as regulus applies the products and reminding him that he forgot the highlighter today (it's his favorite part).

can i plz call him mr snazzy

Marauders art dump

I am so happy I live in a western democracy, if I speak out about my boss I have to find a new job if I speak out about my landlord I have to find a new home if I speak out online I will be muted or banned I can buy 40 brands of breakfast cereal all owned by three different companies if I protest in the street I will be arrested this is the best

somethin' stupid ❤︎₊ ⊹

summary: Sirius says 'i love you' for the first time

a/n: hi! as you might know, i'm really new at writing for the Marauders and this would be my first time writing for Sirius, so please feel free to let me know what i could do better next time or what i did well :)

tags: @eyesof-thehurricane @daemontargaryennn @o-kye @unbeleevable @mochamuff1n @prettysinners (this is me just guessing who would be interested in this, please let me know if you would like to be removed/added from the taglist!!)

word count: 726

warnings: slight angst, tooth-rotting fluff, reader and Sirius cry a little

You were curled up on the small couch in your pajamas, your nose in the new book you'd gotten recently. You weren't sure how long you'd been on the sofa until Sirius arrived.

"Babyyy," Sirius whined, "you've been reading forever. Can we please do something?"

"I haven't been reading for that long," you chuckled, sliding your bookmark between the page you were on and looking up at him, his arms draped over the back of the sofa.

"You've been reading for at least an hour," Sirius teased. "You haven't even moved. It's a bit scary, darling."

"What do you even want to do, Siri?" you asked, stretching your legs with a groan.

"I don't know," he said, "cuddle? Watch a movie? Go for a walk? Cuddle?"

"You said that twice," you giggled.

"I know," he matched your smile. "I really want to cuddle." His eyes lit up. "I have an incredible idea."

"Yes?" you chuckled.

"I could lay on your lap," he said, already climbing onto the couch," and you can sit there and look pretty and read." He nuzzled his head into your belly and wrapped his arms around you. "You smell good," he said.

"I'm wearing your jumper, silly," you laughed.

"Oh," he said. "I smell good."

"Yes, you do," you nodded, opening your book up again and absentmindedly playing with his hair. He let out a content sigh and closed his eyes, moving one hand to rub your thigh.

"Please never stop getting acrylics," he murmured, wriggling his head under the jumper to lay his head on your skin.

"I might have to, Siri," you said. "They're not healthy for your nails, I've heard."

"Isn't there a healthy one now?" he asked, lifting his head up. "A gel one?"

"Bio gel," you nodded, "but my friend told me they're expensive."

"I'll pay for it, babe, don't worry about that," he said, nuzzling his head under your his jumper again.

"You spoil me too much," you laughed.

"Why wouldn't I?" he said, kissing your soft tummy. "I have to pamper my darling." He hummed with content when your nails lightly scratched his scalp.

"I love you," he murmured.

You froze, your heart skipping multiple beats and your eyes widening. The words on the pages became blurry, jumbled-up bits of nonsense as you lost your breath.

When you looked at him, he was already looking at you, his eyes flickering with traces of fear.

"Did I do something wrong?" he whispered, so soft you could barely hear him. "Did I mess up?" he asked when you didn't respond.

You felt your heart break into shards at his shaky words. You quickly set your book down on the coffee table and threw your arms around him with a tearful giggle.

"You didn't mess up, Sirius," you whispered, sniffling as his shaky arms wrapped around you tightly. "You didn't mess up at all."

"Do you love me?" he whispered, lifting your head out of his chest and cupping your face. "You don't have to say it back-"

"How is that even a question?" you laughed. "Of course I love you, Siri, of course I do."

You watched his expression go from worried to ecstatic as he hugged you again, causing you to fall and hit the pillows.

"Holy shit, you love me!" Sirius laughed. "I love you! We love each other!"

"We do!" you laughed, wiping away your tears.

"Why are you crying?" he said, kissing your wet cheeks. "Baby, we're in love! I love you! You love me! We love each other! Isn't that great?"

"You're crying too, dummy!" you teased, reaching up to wipe the streaks away.

"At least I have a good reason!" he laughed. "You gave me a fright, darling!" He kissed your lips a few times. "And before you apologize, you have nothing to say sorry for, so don't even try."

"But I scared you-" you started.

"Nope, you're not allowed to apologize," he interrupted, kissing your forehead. "What you are allowed to do is tell me what food you want me to order for us."

"We're getting takeout?" you questioned.

"You think I'm going to get up and cook for us after we just confessed our love?" he said dramatically. "Absolutely not. We're going to order takeout so I can cuddle you for the rest of the night."

You weren't complaining.

damn this writer is okay (trying to be funny this is deeply unfunny omg im so sorry)

Omg I forgot about this request THANK YOU I love him so much 😍🫠

Regulus Black is a sickly little victorian boy. He has a heart condition, asthma, and POTS, and he has really bad allergies. He carries an inhaler everywhere, and so does James. Both of which have airtags.

he huffs and puffs like a smoker when he's walking up a small flight of stairs 😭 (this is meant to be silly)

he was so small :(

idea from my mootie on tt!!! @siriusandseverusgirl ♡ @buckysfavegirl

MY SHAYLAAAA

how did it begin again?

this is technically a part two to this story but can be read as a stand-alone.

cw: exes to lovers, fluff, reader is overwhelmed, Remus is a sweetheart

an: wrote this purely because I love a happy ending.

The past few weeks have been the warmest you’ve felt in a long time. You’ve got your friends back, an effervescent group of the loveliest people you’ve ever known, and the world no longer feels as lonely as it did just a month ago.

And, of course, there’s Remus. Slowly, both of you have been chipping away at the lingering frost that still clung to your relationship, even after agreeing to give things another shot. You’re at a point now where being together in a group feels completely natural again—where the two of you no longer feel like a delicate subject that everyone else has to tiptoe around.

It’s strange, getting to know someone all over again, especially someone you used to know like the back of your hand. But it also feels like coming home—like the valleys and pathways are familiar, even though they’ve shifted slightly in your time apart. He’s still the Remus you remember—kind, caring, fiercely loyal—but now there’s something new about him. Fresh mannerisms, unexpected interests that intrigue you in ways you didn’t expect. And as you notice these changes, a quiet thought lingers in your mind, a hope that he’s just as captivated by the new version of you as you are by him.

aaaa this is so cute!!