mixing some drinks to renew my gender reveal, whichever taste i find peace with will choose my path

midway check-in: the pink one tastes pink and by god the blue one tastes blue. when you drink them both together it tastes distinctly like pineapple. there is no pineapple in either one

okay i have consumed both to their fullest extent and i have come to the conclusjion that i….am….

DRUNK!!

pronouns are he/hinebriated

y’all are gonna make me regret this post in the morning arent you

y’all are gonna make

me regret this post in the

morning arent you

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–

–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM 

JUST FISTS.

reblog Magneto punching a Nazi

you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

if ur able to work can u reblog this i am seriously SO sick of it.

btw this isn't solely a disability rights issue or an issue about people who are entirely unable to work. you should also be thinking about the people who are regarded as unhireable. transfems are hugely discriminated against in this way, people of color are passed over for less qualified white people, anyone who has any difficulty playing the interview game is less hireable... frankly anyone who made the mistake of pursuing the things they love and now has a degree for a niche field. if you still joke about Jobless People it's because you've fundamentally connected the worth of people to their labor, and specific labor, work that you see as valuable. and while i'm at it stop making fun of people who still live with their parents. asshole.

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

Bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

Bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

Bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

Bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

Bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

Bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder.

bad news about the boulder everyone

good morning kingz letz push thiz boulder

bad news about the boulders everyone

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bad news about the boulder everyone

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good morning kings lets push this boulder

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good morning, kings! let’s push this boulder.

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bad news about the boulder, everyone :(

GOOD MORNING KINGS let’s push this boulder

Official Time Loop Post

Bad news about the boulder, everyone.

I stopped scrolling and unmuted out of curiosity when I saw it was a video and BOY AM I GLAD I DID 👀

im

#obligated to reblog limmy on my dash but op why didn’t you post the whole rest of the clip!!!

ur so right

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

happy 12 year anniversary to the most memorable event in tumblr history

no cruel jokes or pranks this April 1st we should instead celebrate the better April 1 holiday

What is the better April first holiday and what does this saucy little scamp have to do with it

I can't find an article in English but essentially in France it is a common children's prank to on April Fool's put little paper fish on people's backs and it's called "poisson d'Avril" (April Fish). when i was in school in our french classes we would hide paper fish around the school as well and i took great joy in wedging mine in deeply impractical places that im honestly not sure were ever found. looking at it now, my French teachers had billed it as a Whole Separate Holiday but it actually seems more to be like a cultural in-joke/France-Specific April Fool's Prank lol whoops

regardless I like it better than some of the more mean spirited stuff I've seen associated with American April Fool's day

can't be mad at someone just taping one of these lil guys to your back right !

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KETCHUP ENTERTAINMENT SNAGGED IT! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Current Status

KETCHUP ENTERTAINMENT SNAGGED IT! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

my mans running animation only got two frames

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

I don’t know how I forget about this every year but I love it

“Humans are inherently selfish--" Then why do so many cultures value hospitality, to the point of dictating it in their religions? Why is it so common for hosts to offer their visitors their best food, and as much of it as they can? At some point, multiple cultures decided that they knew what it felt like to be alone and vulnerable, and promised each other to never let those who stay with them feel that way. That doesn't sound very "inherently selfish" to me.

The bad news is that the TERFs found this post.

The good news is that someone rp-ing a Roman noble also found this post. The TERFs seem unaware this person is rp-ing. They are very upset.

thank you for the post but you forgot the vital "they are very upset" part:

it’s beautiful……

I feel like the fact that they're RPing a Roman nobleWOMAN is critical information here

don’t worry everyone the doctor who wiki has everything under control

was??

me after bottom surgery

WAIT WAIT WAIT WRONG ACCOUNT DONT REBLOG THIS