🦇Service Mindset🦇

Don’t be rude to whoever has the midnight shift at McDonalds

If this reaches 1 note, I will draw a frog.

If this reaches 10 notes, I will draw a bigger frog.

You can figure out the math from there

Some frogs for your efforts

Bigger

Gonna have to reach 1,000 for the next frog friendo

We're not gonna reach 10,000 at this rate

219 until next frog

:3

more. frogs. now

122 until next frog

The mighty building frog could scream out at any second, ending the lives of millions.

Reach 10k for next frog

If we reach 100 million notes (which we won't), I'll reveal who I'm the alt account of.

Shame, we won't even reach 10k it seems.

Next frog shall remain a mystery.

NOOOOO I AWAIT FROGAGEDDON

Unless this post gets crazy popular again, whether by another blaze or getting noticed by the Tumblr gods, your Frogageddon shalt not pass and my hands shall remain away from the art table

Big frog lurks in the oceans

Reach 100k for next frog.

@walmart-the-official use your powers for good!

@walmart-the-official have you seen this one?

it has cute frogs

5k and I’ll tell my parents I’m queer

(making this an unreasonable amount for obvious reasons. also I don’t expect notes lmao)

:3

>:3

10K notes and i come out as trans to my parents (tehe unrealistic for a reason 😊😊😊)

(inspo from @madambellepepper lmk if u want me to take this down)

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

hehehehehe shork attack >:3

note games are popular huh? i’ll give one a try, could use the encouragement (these are all “i will try to” but hey we’ll see where i end up!)

20 notes and i’ll wake up on time

35 notes and i’ll reconnect with friends i’ve lost touch with

50 and i’ll start saving early and get more work (+ apply for other jobs)

60 and i’ll exercise and get sun more regularly

75 and i’ll try and tailor a more comfortable, gender affirming wardrobe for myself

80 and i’ll buy a guitar and start learning it (and practice bass more frequently)

99 and i’ll be nice to myself more often

over 100 notes and honestly no idea, dealer’s choice

use etiquette, don’t spam (1 or 2 replies, 1 or 2 reblogs, 1 like, etc, you may tag others) thank you :)

@regnbagshaj & @the-purpurhaj

Go, my shonks get everyone else

sorry if formatting is a bit weird or if any tags don't work, i won't be able to use my computer for the next 8-9 hours and am therefore on my phone ;-;

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj @brunhaj @the-turkoshaj @svard-haj @ultraviolett-haj @the-attaarmadhaj @the-litenhaj @the-448c-haj @ogiltig-haj @swimhaj @the-v1haj @the-hajhaj @the-blavingad @the-ljushaj @the-fuchsiahaj @the-odethaj @the-emohaj @biblicallyaccurateangel-haj @the-arohaj @the-crowhaj @the-korallfisk @scoliosis-haj @the-valhaj @gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

Its been a hot minute since we had one with two characters so lets get it!!!

@the-rodhaj @the-gulhaj @the-magentahaj @the-crowhaj @the-vamphaj @the-hajhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj @the-rodhaj

Hey how do you hide a body for no reason I just need to know

its not for no re-

WE DO NOT HAVE A REASON TO WANT TO KNOW THIS

uh why are we killing people? who did you murder?

(sorry I've been inactive, exam season and the house is having repairs ugh)

*trying to stuff a body bag into the car from the roadtrip*

well...ehm...no one? it's a theoretical?

Now you and I both know that's not true. Have some class, parent, at least atomise the body! Next you're going to tell me you don't even have an atomiser!

(read this in a playfully exasperated tone)

we don't...also you are weirdly calm about this

HAND IT OVER!

i do but is mine

lets not do that at risk of loosing star...

Hey how do you hide a body for no reason I just need to know

its not for no re-

WE DO NOT HAVE A REASON TO WANT TO KNOW THIS

uh why are we killing people? who did you murder?

(sorry I've been inactive, exam season and the house is having repairs ugh)

*trying to stuff a body bag into the car from the roadtrip*

well...ehm...no one? it's a theoretical?

Now you and I both know that's not true. Have some class, parent, at least atomise the body! Next you're going to tell me you don't even have an atomiser!

(read this in a playfully exasperated tone)

we don't...also you are weirdly calm about this

HAND IT OVER!

i do but is mine

Every time you see this post, reblog it and add one word. I'll go first.

The

dog

Shat

Fuck

why

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kill

politicians

every

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guillotine

It's

obviously

Entertaining

picrew time again, come get yalls juice

this time it has aggressive pride flag backgrounds :D

@the-gulhaj @the-rodhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @regnbagshaj

found a funny lil guy

@the-vamphaj @the-gulhaj @the-crowhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj

(does not actually condone smoking it's just character relevant due to time periods)

you know smoking actually worsens health?

…heh, i literally tested and have proven for myself they cause negative effects, but doesn’t really matter anyway we technically aren’t alive. but if we were smoking and alcohol can cause real problems, i would know, i tested myself

picrew time again, come get yalls juice

this time it has aggressive pride flag backgrounds :D

@the-gulhaj @the-rodhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @regnbagshaj

found a funny lil guy

@the-vamphaj @the-gulhaj @the-crowhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj

(does not actually condone smoking it's just character relevant due to time periods)

you know smoking actually worsens health?

picrew time again, come get yalls juice

this time it has aggressive pride flag backgrounds :D

@the-gulhaj @the-rodhaj @the-fuchsiahaj @regnbagshaj

found a funny lil guy

@the-vamphaj @the-gulhaj @the-crowhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj

(does not actually condone smoking it's just character relevant due to time periods)

annother one!!! :D

@the-smahaj @the-purpurhaj

I do not like it. But at least it has the frog hat.

Forg :3

@the-gulhaj @the-rodgulhaj

These glasses makes everything look blueish

@the-ljushaj @the-odethaj @the-rodhaj @the-rodgulhaj

thanks for the sticker @the-rodgulhaj

@the-vamphaj @the-rod-katthaj @the-crowhaj

@the-crowhaj @the-valhaj

Notes game !

Spamming is allowed but not to much :3 (watch me regret this)

10 notes - I’ll write 100 words 

25 notes - I’ll write 200 more words

35 notes - I do a writing sprint for thirty minutes without getting distracted 

50 notes - I’ll hit 2k words on the lotus story 🪷 (tbh I might hit it before you guys get here due to the other note goals) 

75 notes - I’ll hit 2.5k🪷

90 notes - I’ll hit 3k🪷

100 notes - I’ll continue brainstorming a project(s?) that I forgot about 

110 notes - I’ll work on lore documents for my projects

120 notes - I’ll plot some projects

130 notes - im going to finish writing traditionally for some of my other projects

150 notes - at least write down the project ideas I have even though I have so many others 

200 notes - I’ll do some writing dares from y’all (anything that is within my boundaries)

300 notes - try to do some of my new writing ideas even though I have a lot (wahhh)

I’ll check this later + add more

@regnbagshaj @the-purpurhaj

ATTACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

hiya! so i noticed my mental health has been lowk going to shit lately, and i wanted to make something to boost my will-to-live and will-to-take-care-of-myself, that sort of thing. and whether it’s my friends, my parents, my therapist, my psychiatrist, or even my girlfriend, being reminded by a few people to do responsible things isn’t always helpful. so, i’m going to see if trying one of those tumblr note challenge dealios would be helpful, especially to provide a sense of obligation to do a certain task. and obviously, i make no promises that i’ll end up going through with all these tasks, because this is all for fun. but i do, of course, plan to try my hardest to do all this

5 notes - wear my retainer every night

10 notes - take prozac every morning

15 notes - take vitamin b12 every morning

20 notes - brush my teeth at least once a day

25 notes - clean my room once a week

30 notes - brush my teeth at least twice a day

35 notes - eat at least two meals a day

40 notes - go to sleep before midnight on weekdays

45 notes - ask my mom to get my nose pierced

50 notes - cut after school naps out of my sleep schedule

55 notes - finish reading 1984 by george orwell

60 notes - finish reading brave new world by aldous huxley

65 notes - get caught up on ao3 marked for later

70 notes - eat breakfast every day

75 notes - go to sleep at 10:30 pm on weekdays

100 notes - try animating in procreate

200 notes - ask my parents for a binder

300 notes - clean out my closet tags under the cut: (these are all the people i consider my tumblr friends btw [even if we've like never talked] and if you wanna be tumblr friends just shoot me an ask or send me a message!!)

Who has the list?

Edit: I do

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@the-rod-katthaj

…

You ok?

hunger.

Got no more blood stock?

you can be blood stock- NO, i’m not losing my dignity for blood. but you are an enemy…

Weren't you like not evil anymore? Wasn't that a thing that happened? I thought we stopped being enemies? I'm confused

huh? when?

Didn't you have a group therapy session? And stop obsessing with trying to gain godly powers?

never said i wouldn’t keep a grudge, just because i don’t want anyone dead doesn’t mean i can’t have enemies. you and turkos for example. i still need blood and i’m seeing a lot in front of me

I mean if you don't want anyone dead I don't really have a reason to consider you my enemy. It's kinda sad we're enemies tbh I think you're kinda cool.

Are you.... Salivating right now?

ugh. i probably was, it’s so annoying being a vampire. how did @the-vamphaj last this long?

Can you... Do you need to turn people into vampires to feed on their blood? And how much blood do you need? I'm not very well versed on the whole vampire thing sorry if this is insensitive

so, based off my information from vamphaj (because i’ve never actually drank directly from a living organism) it depends on how much vampire blood you put back in them, a small amount is enough to make them a thrall, a kind of half vampire half original organism that will do whatever the vampire that converted them tells them. about 3x more than that and you get a full on vampire. and if the vampire does no blood back in it just leaves the victim kinda drained.

@the-vamphaj please correct me on this if i’m wrong