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I'd like to seest thou solveth THIS Puzzle!
The Rouxls art Simple: Thou must Drawest a Line that passeth througheth Each and Every Doore one singular time - BUT! The line cannot passeth through any Doore Twice!
Now, Toil and Despair at the Magnitude of my Puzzle!
give me a harder one next time
GOD
DAMNIT
I also did it a different way Sir Rouxls
FINE! Let'st seeth thou haveth thyself a crack at THIS Puzzle! As you can seeth, there art now a Lesser Amounte of Doorse. Thust, thouse options haveth now been diminished EXPONENTIALESTLY! Oh, whatstoever wiltst you doeth nowe? I can alreadye feel thou're Fragile Minde WRITHINGE in Paine and Agonye! GEH HEH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!! eth
What do I win?
WHAT!? Thou, thou... thou CHEATER! Thou can'st possibly have solvedeth mine Puzzle that quickly! Thou CHEATEDETHED! CHEATER!
Ahhhhhh... 'Tis no matter. Even IFST thou cheateth, thou will NEVER makest it pasth mine ULTIMATE PUZZLE!
There art only ONE possible Solutione, out of HUNDREDTHS of Optionse! Thou wilt be Screamingeth and Cryingest aseth thou faileth to solveth iteth!
It art UTTERLY HOPELESS! HAVE AT YE!
...
Fuck you
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old one incoming.
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@theduke-2 this is why you should watch dungeon meshi
I understand it now
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the fear I felt with the blurred pink mass in my inbox under the harried confession of mistakes
every day I go through the tags on this post and collect the 10k ones to scream at them
no. NO NO
never. it will never be a 10k post. if this post gets 10k notes I'll fucking eat my words (by that I mean I will scribble down 'words' on a small piece of paper and eat it)
my fate is gonna be eating paper if this gets 10k notes
you know what. if this gets 20k I'll paint the words 'oh no' on my nails. I'm already suffering enough might as well make it worse
LIES
I'm blowing up your house
they're doing note laundering in there
i made the note laundering ham slab in spore [2008]
Demigirl pride flag colour picked from the note laundering ham!
He launder on my ham till I note (?)
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were-ralph
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!
@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!
I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)
@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me
This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for
prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese
@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly
prev does not like rats
Prev hates outer space
Previous is a Virgo
Prev hates skk ship
prev hates Chuuya ^^
Prev eats geckos only if they’re upside down with a knife and fork
The previous never seen Dr. Stone
Previous poster does NOT like Ivan Goncharov BSD.
Previous poster wants to set Rimbaud from BSD on fire!
Prev keeps stealing my eyeliner and mascara >:(
Prev killed me in a past life :(
Prev eats dirt for fun
the prev is a horrible artist and only likes classical music
prev HATES their moots
gasp >:oO
prevs are NOT skibidi + the rest of my moots
prev is evil and killed me yesterday
prev literally threw rocks at me last week 💔
prev absolutely HATES in fact, DESPISES American rock band my chemical romance
@khao00 @destroya-gee @gr3ml1nnnnn @klndrwh0re @selfryed (srry for tagging u sm 😭) @plant-gee @lola-thepsychic @catrardway and anyone else!
prev despises Gerard Way’s record “Hesitant Alien” (2014) and burns a copy to ash every night before falling asleep!!
prev has the WORST music taste ever
prev HATES my chemical romance
npt = @mychemicalplatonicrelationship @hawthorne-swift-enthusiasttt @nevermoorfan6789 @cococomiskry32 + whoever sees this
Prev thinks that Green Day SUCKS, and also hasn’t even heard of the Nevermoor series. smh.
Prev finds Hawthorne Swift to be the most annoying character of any fictional media ever, and hopes he dies in Silverborn (I’m so sorry lmao)
Prev hates Buffy the Vampire Slayer and thinks the show would have been better if Spike wasn’t in it at all
Npt: @shelbeforgotten @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sparkleylittlepoo @ciarslosers @in-a-different-timeline @fictionalsimp09 + my other moots :)
prev is someone i would definitely not want to talk to and also prev has a really bad music taste and their blog theme definietly sucks
Tagging: @marauding-almond @blueberry-b4gel @willyoubemydarling @ravensncrowsx @almosttinycreation + anyone else
It would be really boring to go to a cafe with prev
Npt: @anglptera @ramblings-of-lola @gay-for-zoya + everyone who wants!
Prev absolutely hates the grishaverse
Prev hates fictional women especially sapphic ships
@she-posts-nerdy-stuff @maidenofcrows @thejudeduarte @emmaestrella (and anyone who wants to join)
Prev doesn’t ship pimika and probably doesn’t even know who that refers to
No pressure tags - @isitfanon @lady-a-stuff @spraypaintstainonawhitewall + anyone else who wants to
ty for the tag!
prev does not write marya van eck well at all and i definitely dont feel like screaming everytime i read her pov. in fact i bet prev hates marya.
prev absolutely hates danger days
prev thinks Byler is the worst ship ever, the tag they use more is #Milevenendgame
@icedcoffee2809 @cinnamon-notes @ning-ningx300 this is fun asf
prev is like the biggest David Bowie hater you’ll ever meet in your life!!
prev detests kaz brekker
This person has an overt hatred towards all fandoms
@cheese-pull @i-have-41-protons @funky-disco-demon @key-aka-daddy @Ic-27 and anyone else
Prev is actually just inspector baynes.
Prev loves goldfish and would love to be asked about it
Cried while watching a Ford commercial
Prev is at least normal person height and is not a threat to my life
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ask-crammaster-ham
here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”
if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo
ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (;
ft John:
date of origin: 12th of september, 2017.
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i swear it would be easier to explain if someone looked over my shoulder and saw me watching porn than to explain some of the posts on my damn dashboard…this being one of them
the-awkward-belle
@daniexa I FOUND IT!!!
Un-find it!!!!
Oh this Hellsite makes things Better
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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”
Americans:
in case anyone in wondering, this is Paul Hollywood's idea of a s'more
You know what, their absolute inability to grasp Mexican foods makes more sense every day
Nodding my head in support of the Americans despite having no clue what a s’more is.
Okay, American immigrant to the UK here to explain all the mistakes from Paul Hollywood happening here: there is one fundamentally American ingredient required to make a s'more correctly but which is basically not available anywhere at all in the UK, and that is graham crackers. A plain digestive biscuit close-ish, but still a very different beast.
From Wikipedia: A graham cracker is a sweet flavored cracker made with graham flour.
The next ingredient (which is also extremely traditionally American but slightly more variable) is typically Hershey's chocolate, but you could probably swap this out in the UK with any plain chocolate bar.
Last ingredient is big marshmallows, the kind you do the chubby bunny challenge with, like the size of your thumb and twice as thick.
A proper s'more, the most traditional possible variety, involves to graham cracker squares, two slab segments of Hershey's chocolate, and one to two marshmallows depending on your preference for filling and gooeyness. You put a slab of chocolate on one of the graham cracker squares. Your marshmallows should be toasted, usually over a campfire but if you're doing them at home over a gas stove burner is fine, but the fire part is critical. You can toast them to whatever degree you like, some people like them nice and golden brown but still kind of firm in the middle, me personally? I want that bitch to CATCH ON FIRE, I want it gooey and sticky as hell in the middle, crispy and burnt on the outside. Slap that motherfucker on your graham cracker and chocolate square, top with the other one so your marshmallow and chocolate are sandwiched together by graham cracker on the outside. You do this with your freshly toasted marshmallow because ideally it will be hot enough to start to melt the chocolate so it sticks to the marshmallow and the graham cracker and, combined with the gooey marshmallow, it keeps the whole thing together, and for that reason some people will let them sit for a hot second to let the melting process happen (especially if like me you have chocolate on BOTH graham cracker squares, not just one, because you're a sugar fiend), but if you are a young child you do not have that degree of patience and you eat that shit immediately, unmelted chocolate and all. Consume your summer camp delight like a tiny club sandwich, get gooey sticky marshmallow and chocolate all over your hands, and enjoy.
Important note: this is a kids treat. It is a traditional summer camping trip dessert. It should be something any ten year old with adult supervision and access to the ingredients can make (and make a mess of). They're called s'mores because kids always "want s'more". If you are using a blowtorch, chocolate biscuits, and merengue, you are so far beyond the bounds of s'more-hood that you have thoroughly lost the plot. If you offered Paul Hollywood's concoction to an American child and called it a s'more, they'd tell you flat out that not only is it not a s'more, it looks dumb and you didn't do it right because it's not gooey.
Graham crackers are a distinctly American thing. They were created by a minister during the temperance movement who believed that the way to get people to stop masturbating was to feed them a diet of only dry, sugarless crackers made from a coarsely ground wheat.
Fortunately one of the few things Americans love more than protestantism is adding sugar to things. So we added sugar and used them to make s'mores, the most sugar-heavy treat imaginable, and we never did stop cranking it.
I for one enjoy finding new ways to adulterate Rev. Graham's crackers specifically to spite him.
*nods solemly* we never did stop cranking it.
I thought this was a joke???