YASSS

(wait should i be worried now that it's out in the world that i'm just 5 of squirrels on a keyboard)

🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

(nooo i think you’ll be fine. if people on here are really ur friends, they’ll like u for the five squirrels u truly are)

okay actually a hot take this time:

i think mike looks v precious in the airport fit its its really not that bad

reblog this if your blog is a safe space on april fools and won’t have any jumpers, screamers, or anything scary or anxiety inducing

I made another uquiz instead of writing my essay <3 feel free to reblog with your results !!

byler my beloved

Me: oh, this seems fun!! :3

Me, minutes later: *gets hit in the face by the truth*

Your Result:

Rovickie

You like the idea of falling for your other half, someone who shares your hobbies and passions! A love that flows easily and feels like your best friend. You're also no stranger to intense longing and pining from afar.

(this but like. Not really romantic)

But anyway! :D

Npt<3 @sykatz @pythoness94 @purple-racoon-80 @scroofy-was-here @apurplesloth @sillylittlerock and anyone else ! Try it, it's fun! :]

ty for the tag!

... i say i want rivals to lovers but this is really what i want 💀

@pansexualdisasterrr for when you get back bbg

YAY IM BACK TYSM FOR THE TAG

YEYESYEYSY OMG ME AND RUBI TWINNING 😍 one of my fave ships too they're so good togetherrrr npt: @shadowyyyidk @ifistayitwillbedouble @bylerfiles @justwhenbluemeetsyellow @realbyler @miwihearts

YESSSSS MY SHAYLAS 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶

also thanks for the tag

@lorax-devito @bluemeetsyellowblahblah7437 @oncamelliastreet @human-being-on-earth

@astronglywordeddm @thebitterbeanjuice @the-bogginses-are-gay @krakoansam

was not tagged but this seems so fun so

💙💛!

npt: @shadowyyyidk @itslikesearcingforsomething

they really shouldn't have whitewashed the characters in the movies, it would have made the saga so much better if they kept it as in the books 😞

why does your leg falling asleep feel like dying

it would be funny if Effie’s name was Persephone instead of Euphemia, because her sister’s name is Proserpina —which is the Roman version for Persephone— and i totally see their parents going like “yeah, give them the same name, it’s fancy” and then effie has to use the shorter version of her name for the rest of her life, because she doesn’t like the idea of her and her sister’s having the same name.

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

had contractors come by and forgot i was wearing this shirt

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

ok wait bc i have a note open on my phone w all of you so one sec

@sappho-loves-rockstar-losers @rainystarssx @insert-pretentious-bs-here @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @liv-in-the-chaos @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @moonysfavoritetoast @cluelessredhead11 @narcissus10191 @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @daddysclownboy @dont-turn-left @silly-activites @rins-batcave @crab-lady-echo @15hopes @clodyghost @nolonger-ams @sunsstars @kawaiibarty @wishiwereheather13 @eternally-wandering

that should be everyone...

@eternally-wandering @postsbycass @primalmagic @scratched-record81 @kioniunknown @clodyghost @clownoid-cat @smql33

I'm sorry if I don't have everyone love you all mwah

Reblog for free caffeine or five lollipops

@my-castles-crumbling @cluelessredhead11 @clodyghost @beataylorsversion @jamespottersversion @jegstarbrainrot

*velociraptor noise*

Reblog to free kittens from horrible futures like being a barista in a coffee shop only for dogs

@jessielovesroses @jamespotterismydaddy @wolfstardreams @moonandstarshangoutinbars @moonyswarmsweaters

not the kitties!!!!☹️☹️☹️

@moonandstarshangoutinbars @morallyundefined @equippedtolove @whydousernamesevenexist @riowritesitall @jamespotterbbg @siriusly-insane @fictionalsimp09

Reblog or I'll force you to drink coffee mixed with soy sauce (/j /Not serious /I don't know where anyone lives so don't worry, you're safe)

@starcrossedmoony <333

@mintbecrazy

@moonymoom

@mudkip-enthusiast18

@ravensncrowsx

@forensic-b1tch-aiden

@losver07

@im-a-mess-of-a-person

@uhhlifeig

@athenalikethegoddess

@berryzxx

@kayylivesinchaos

@motivationequaldead89

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@suckerforrosekiller

@moonyswarmsweaters

@whysosiriushuh

@insert-clever-username-1133

@somniphobicfox

@marylily-my-beloved

@winterpandafreak

@lesbianlazyhouse

@carrotsinnovember

@n1xxi3

@give-me-a-username-plz

@idk-what-to-put-here-123

@where-is-vivian

@basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin

@obsessedwith15deadwizards

@derangedbookworm

@shamelesswolfstarshipper

@themortalityofundyingstars

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown

@chace-vito

@starving-marauder-lover

@roadkill111

@definitionoffuckup

@sapphos-queer-kid

@regulus-smith

@marauding-almond

@dazzling-witch

@absolutelyflabbergasted

@seekmemystar

@hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@kathryn-maraudersversion

@daddysclownboy

@anything-for-my-moony-1971

@snrland @what-is-going-on-im-confused @myl0l0v3scl0uds @a-calico-rabbit @but-aint-this-texas @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @voparwave69 @anime-nugg3t @hi-just-existing @sprintyua @enemylv1

You will eat the most cheapass ramen for the rest of your life

Not the cheapass ramen-

@xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @long-form-contentment @thebitterbeanjuice @mariyoursweetheart @but-aint-this-texas @blueberry-b4gel @mystic-menagerie @bnuuwitch @octahedral-chaos @k9mackenzie

I got a migraine rn so imma not list all of my moots I’m sorry-

you have to eat mustard and ketchup swirl ice cream if you dont reblog this >:33333 /j

@jameslongforjimshortforgabriel @skeletons-inboth-our-closets @apurplesloth @lorax-devito @but-aint-this-texas

@ketchup-is-green @theshelteredbrat @the-bogginses-are-gay @lobot0mmy @dumb-chrissy-hoffmann

@miwiromantics @unstableunicornsofasgard @potofwill + all the mutuals that have escaped my memory atm <33

nooo surely not ketchup ice cream :(

@mistyjessart @mace-waz-here @lorax-devito @that--elf @numenoria @onebillionblorbos @scumbaganarchy @reedkitten @thatllbethecurryagain @bylerlipglances @stormy-days-27 @asneakyobserver @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @a-victorian-girl @thegreatmousebafoon @the-jesus-of-suburbia @bylerfiles @spocks-got-a-glock + all the moots I forgot! <333

byler will get reddie’d💔(one of them dies before the other can confess their feelings)

@krakoansam @astronglywordeddm @scroofy-was-here @robintheoriedbyler @somewiseoutthere @mike-wheeler-defender-boi @mikequeerlerxd @i-eat-homeless-people @moldymicrowavedsoup @miwihearts @miwiheroes @miwiromantics @vomit-green-finn @id-rather-be-home @4rielle +anyone else i didn’t put <33

@babyqueenfangirl @winter-depressed-belle you dont have to your just tho only other people i interact with on here haha apart from @lorax-devito

@andreachaosblog @theasexualagent

@mysterious-autistic-norse-angel @tgirl-bagel

@babyqueenfangirl @youcantmisstheabyss

@adastra36 @risu-risa

@averagegayanomaly @ashenrainbowss @divukuri @dragonairice @emmettdraws @greenesmyfavcolor @h0n3yk1tt3n @k1tkatzzz @laurynjc-art @micha3l-mell @mountain-dew-tickledpink @mutinal @mountaindewgay @nato-obenkrieger @ouchsharks @paperbooart @pink-toonss @puekjh @red40exe @ron456 @theartshift @thesquirrelqueer @trina-makes-an-entrance @vicky0m0 @veryobsessedchild @winter-depressed-belle

Love love love love love love love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Idk who to tag but uhh

@pink-toonss @theonlyronni @red40exe @micha3l-mell @add3rboi @eeby-jeebyz @mutinial @toastchoo

I'll gladly tag some cool people

@aceofspadez1002 @ashenrainbowss @eeby-jeebyz @jatejaten @pink-toonss @k1tkatzzz

YIPPEE HIP HIP HOORAY IVE BEEN TAGGED‼️‼️ here’s some cool ppl I know

@tracyjacks

ohhhh Hiiiiii!!!

tagging My Twin + other cool Moots of mine

@foggyfields14 @rosees3ray @philcollinsenjoyer @junhanenthusiast @hillbilly---man

user tracyjacks truly one of the best thank you so much

tagging some of my mooties i think youre all cool and really nice and thank you for liking the things i say sometimes😁 @thegayestaddams @lesbylertruther @sungbiiina @zom61eboy @wlfhardinc @noihavenosanitythanksforasking @willbyerzkinnie666

:]

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

ok wait bc i have a note open on my phone w all of you so one sec

@sappho-loves-rockstar-losers @rainystarssx @insert-pretentious-bs-here @the-moon-and-stars-4ever @liv-in-the-chaos @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can @moonysfavoritetoast @cluelessredhead11 @narcissus10191 @thegracefulroyaltownofthesaint @daddysclownboy @dont-turn-left @silly-activites @rins-batcave @crab-lady-echo @15hopes @clodyghost @nolonger-ams @sunsstars @kawaiibarty @wishiwereheather13 @eternally-wandering

that should be everyone...

@eternally-wandering @postsbycass @primalmagic @scratched-record81 @kioniunknown @clodyghost @clownoid-cat @smql33

I'm sorry if I don't have everyone love you all mwah

Reblog for free caffeine or five lollipops

@my-castles-crumbling @cluelessredhead11 @clodyghost @beataylorsversion @jamespottersversion @jegstarbrainrot

*velociraptor noise*

Reblog to free kittens from horrible futures like being a barista in a coffee shop only for dogs

@jessielovesroses @jamespotterismydaddy @wolfstardreams @moonandstarshangoutinbars @moonyswarmsweaters

not the kitties!!!!☹️☹️☹️

@moonandstarshangoutinbars @morallyundefined @equippedtolove @whydousernamesevenexist @riowritesitall @jamespotterbbg @siriusly-insane @fictionalsimp09

Reblog or I'll force you to drink coffee mixed with soy sauce (/j /Not serious /I don't know where anyone lives so don't worry, you're safe)

@starcrossedmoony <333

@mintbecrazy

@moonymoom

@mudkip-enthusiast18

@ravensncrowsx

@forensic-b1tch-aiden

@losver07

@im-a-mess-of-a-person

@uhhlifeig

@athenalikethegoddess

@berryzxx

@kayylivesinchaos

@motivationequaldead89

@here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@silence-between-seconds

@mxed-salad-greens

@suckerforrosekiller

@moonyswarmsweaters

@whysosiriushuh

@insert-clever-username-1133

@somniphobicfox

@marylily-my-beloved

@winterpandafreak

@lesbianlazyhouse

@carrotsinnovember

@n1xxi3

@give-me-a-username-plz

@idk-what-to-put-here-123

@where-is-vivian

@basicallyjustmuggleremuslupin

@obsessedwith15deadwizards

@derangedbookworm

@shamelesswolfstarshipper

@themortalityofundyingstars

@myfavcharacterdidntdrown

@chace-vito

@starving-marauder-lover

@roadkill111

@definitionoffuckup

@sapphos-queer-kid

@regulus-smith

@marauding-almond

@dazzling-witch

@absolutelyflabbergasted

@seekmemystar

@hershey-not-the-chocolate-maybe

@kathryn-maraudersversion

@daddysclownboy

@anything-for-my-moony-1971

@snrland @what-is-going-on-im-confused @myl0l0v3scl0uds @a-calico-rabbit @but-aint-this-texas @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @voparwave69 @anime-nugg3t @hi-just-existing @sprintyua @enemylv1

You will eat the most cheapass ramen for the rest of your life

Not the cheapass ramen-

@xx-d3m0n-k33p3r-d4rk-xx @long-form-contentment @thebitterbeanjuice @mariyoursweetheart @but-aint-this-texas @blueberry-b4gel @mystic-menagerie @bnuuwitch @octahedral-chaos @k9mackenzie

I got a migraine rn so imma not list all of my moots I’m sorry-

you have to eat mustard and ketchup swirl ice cream if you dont reblog this >:33333 /j

@jameslongforjimshortforgabriel @skeletons-inboth-our-closets @apurplesloth @lorax-devito @but-aint-this-texas

@ketchup-is-green @theshelteredbrat @the-bogginses-are-gay @lobot0mmy @dumb-chrissy-hoffmann

@miwiromantics @unstableunicornsofasgard @potofwill + all the mutuals that have escaped my memory atm <33

nooo surely not ketchup ice cream :(

@mistyjessart @mace-waz-here @lorax-devito @that--elf @numenoria @onebillionblorbos @scumbaganarchy @reedkitten @thatllbethecurryagain @bylerlipglances @stormy-days-27 @asneakyobserver @sadiesinkobsessedsstuff @a-victorian-girl @thegreatmousebafoon @the-jesus-of-suburbia @bylerfiles @spocks-got-a-glock + all the moots I forgot! <333

Thanks for the tag<3 ily<33

@sapphosweirdkid @20riley25 @love-walkingonsunshine @kia-44 @finnaticccc @loserbaby66 @miwiromantics @potofwill @justwhenbluemeetsyellow @lorax-devito @dylanlovesbyler @heartsonfire7 @katsrkewl69 @ode-to-berlermo @just-a-pot-of-frogs @bonskidin64 @lillie98 @bylerlvrfr @scroofy-was-here + everyone else

Gotta keep the chain going brahzzz🥶🤑 @miwihearts @vivzi409 @rainebasillovesbyler @bylerfiles @the7thsilvercat I don’t know who else to tag🐿️

thank you @lorax-devito @ickyalienxx @plottwist-52 @orlastarburst @bonskidin64 and @mushroomcan2 sooo much for tagging me!!!

im doing it late so everyone i tag was probably tagged before, if you were just ignore this lol

@twoxxghosts @shadowyyyidk @pansexualdisasterrr @la-plum-sefue1

grrr thanks

@thegayestaddams @star-41306 @pansexualdisasterrr @crashsitecyrus @bylerfiles yall can ignore if you have already done this

:]

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this