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This is an SFW (at least mostly) tickle blog! I’m 18. I’m a full time college/uni student and I live on campus. I use he series pronouns. Been going by Tree on here so you can call me that, but my real name is Nathan and a buncha ppl call me Nat so any of those are fine tbh. I won’t say my exact location but I live in the US. I am taken 🩷
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
y- you were putting it in cold water?????
Radish. Answer the question radish.
yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason
You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???
[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]
why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it
Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Like seven minutes
Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…
Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted
Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic
Yet another post that reads like four shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief
(Enter RADISHN’T, MOTHMAN MISATO, BOIMG FROG and CATS'N RAINCOATS, stage left. They are having a HEATED DISCUSSION.)
RADISHN’T: Prithee, which one of you had planned to tell
Of diff'rent flavours gained by simple act
Of brewing tea with water hot, not cold?
MOTHMAN: Egad! you poured the water cold? Wherefore?!
FROG: An answer from you, Radish, I must beg.
RADISHN’T: Indeed I did, dear friends - why does this shock?
Without the guide of others I assumed
That heat was merely added for the sake
Of expediting this solution’s brewing!
Half a decade I have spent, or more,
Not questioning this worldview I had made.
In fact, I am myself a bit surprised
That you might think that I, your dearest friend,
Might have a patience of sufficient stock
To wait until a pot of water boils.
FROG: Three minutes overtaxes patience so?
The microwave will beep when it is done!
CATS'N: My friend, this answer vexes me the more!
Can it be true that thou dost boil by nuke?!
FROG: Are you in turn, my friend, so shocked to know
That I have not the patience, like our Root,
To boil upon the stove our favour’d drink?
CATS'N: It takes less than a minute!
FROG: On what plate?
Perhaps your dinner cooks atop the sun?
CATS'N: How long can take your stove to fill the task
Of boiling but a single cup alone?
FROG: In minutes?
CATS'N: Yes!
FROG: I counted seven, once.
CATS'N: Perhaps you ought to have your timepiece checked!
If on a middle heat you place the cup
You soon will have the scalding drink you crave.
Two minutes, in a mug upon the plate
Or even less, if you should have a pot.
FROG: You cause me tears - is this how thou dost live?
You place upon the iron stove a mug?
A mug, ceramic, filled with water cold?
How do these flames, though medium in height,
Not shatter like a glass this fragile thing?
Surely, then, your kitchen is bewitched
With magicks far beyond the mortal ken!
(The FOUR realise they have wandered into the THRONE ROOM. The ROYAL COURT watches with fascination.)
KING: Ev'ry single person in this group must be a fucking lunatic, it seems.
can’t risk it
THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.
Gotta take all the chances…..
Never risk it
Too close to final’s week
I could use it.
Why not, spread the luck
Could use some of that. Why not? :)
could always use it
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Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!
The idea of being confined to two foods for two years is hell.
I am going to kill and eat whatever entity is attempting to enforce this.
I got
I'm the opposite of Same Food; if I don't have novelty in my diet I will go feral.
Banana and Shepherds Pie (any ingredients)……. If I’m allowed to get wildly creative about what constitutes a shepherd pie, then I could maybe make this work, but I don’t know if I would last two years.
Bread & Butter and Potato Soup. I feel like I could handle that for a while, there’s a lot of kinds of breads and butters, and I’m sure I could get creative on what a potato soup can contain.. but two years??
chocolate covered pretzels and microwaved popcorn. I’m gonna be running off of fucking NOTHING
literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"
me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?
her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.
her:
this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it
This feels like something
Achieving unlocked!
The Bible has a fandom too
Jesus x Judas yaoi
Achievement unlocked!
MILD SPELLING ERROR
come on dude it’s in your name
FUCKING AGAIN??????
Achievement unlocked!
There is no escape
Just succumb
yeah okay ill reblog that
This post has been rickrolled.
WHY DO YOU DO THIS
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why does the SUN rise and fall?
Because these things are.
They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.
Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,
😎
Water is wet, the
sky is blue and I’m never
gonna give you up,
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???
I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!
Hands you a spatula
literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?
dragons
DRAGONS LOCATED
I summon thee @girl-detector
@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-
time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys
Hehe hope this email finds you well
This post is chaotic evil!
There’s probably a valid rain world name somewhere around here
I'm losing my mind
@jesus-holding-your-fave mildly related have fun
yeah ok i’ll reblog that
so you guys remember that game? Ler tickles lee until lee is squirming too much or laughing too hard to kiss the Ler back.
He made me do the opposite
he would only tickle me while I was kissing him. Every time I pulled away, his fingers would freeze… and he would just look at me and wait until I leaned back in🫠🫠🫠
you ever have a spot that the idea of being tickled there fills you with dread cause you know itll drive you insane but also you want it despite that suspenseful feeling pooling in your gut?
like. yes please tickle me there while my entire body recoils and my brain sends waves of panic through my body.
If you can’t reblog this…
NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL
never have, never will.
Definitely never have and definitely never will.
never have never will
lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.
Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include
Pygmy Falcon
Great Hornbill
Wallcreeper
and
Black-throated Loon
this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations
I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:
Cedar Waxwing
Red Crowned Crane
Brahminy Kite
Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.)
Bali Mynah
And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:
The Korean Crow-Tit
I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds
Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)
Coua
Mot-Mot
The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)
good post
I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,
the Golden Pheasant,
and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.
May I present the most fabulous turkey in the world, the Ocellated Turkey?
They’re all immensely pretty
I wish to add the European Golden Plover
The Arctic Tern
The Atlantic Puffin
And the Eurasian Oystercatcher
Birrrrbbbsssssssss dgbdjchVsjjeejgdgq!?!;#!
The red-tailed black cockatoo
Yay, birds
this post can’t do without
the monal pheasant - and especially this fucken dr seuss character
I particularly enjoy the White Bellbird, the bird with the loudest (known) call in the world. 100000/10, no notes. I love these loud boys
Gotta have a kererū
Hello from Australia! We have
Rainbow lorikeet (this image looks weird but that’s just how their feathers look)
Splendid fairy wren (so bluuuuuue)
Superb fairy wren (look at that contrast!)
Lovely fairy wren (whoever named these really liked them)
Galah (girlypop birb)
Gouldian finch (pop art birb)
And of course, need we forget…
Cassowary (modern-day velociraptor)
@crane-detector caught a couple big boys for ya
So we’re not gonna talk about the Vogelkop Superb Bird-of-Paradise? Because I’m OBSESSED with this dude.
I feel the need to add the Andean Cock-of-the-Rock
He’s so goofy I love him
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