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Voodoo Child

@voodoochildthings

millennial grandma | likes to look at pretty butts

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Hello?

I am VoodooChild, and this is my MySpace page Tumblr blog.

I'm here to tell you about the Winchester smut* I write on AO3 and to look at gifs of Jensen Ackles, and it looks like I'm all done telling you about the smut...

*everything on this blog will be very filthy and NSFW, blanket MDNI etc. pp!

Mature content: Sexual themes

The author has indicated this post may contain content not suitable for all audiences.

Why did I just have a sudden vision mid-meeting about Dean lying on his front in bed, looking at his phone or whatever, and his reader-girlfriend climbing over him, for cuddles initially, but then his lil peach ass gets in the way and she starts grinding against him from behind and he's really into it?

I need to be put down. Yes, those reports look great. She comes, btw, face pressed into Dean's neck, moaning loudly. Dean does too just from dry humping the bed, gets himself all messy. Yes, absolutely, end of quarter sounds great. Somebody please shoot me.

The hyperfixation giveth and the hyperfixation taketh away, but in this case, it gaveth. Fic under the ass cut.

18+, cause smut. Sub!Dean, dry humping, over the clothes stuff, established relationship. Unconventional cleaning methods. 2.1k words

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I got nothing else to say.

A man with nothing to offer in a dirty roadhouse (Sam Winchester x female reader)

You are driving down a country road, when suddenly the weather forces you to pull up to a roadhouse. Inside, you meet the archangel Gabriel, and he has some opinions on your relationship with Sam Winchester...

Teen. 5.4k words. Gabriel being a smartass. Theatrics & illusions. Idiots in love.

It's a funny thing, driving away from the man you love.

The road seems wider, darker, somehow. It doesn’t help that it’s raining so hard you’d think God himself was pissing down on you.

Y'all need to read this, there's Sam x Reader, hurt, and the best Gabriel you can find. Go, quick!!

Careful Stares

Sam Winchester x fem!Reader/You | WC: 1036

  • Summary: Sam’s down bad for a girl who isn’t even his. Then again... she’s not technically not his either...
  • Tags/Warnings: SMUT 18+ MDNI, male masturbation, no use of Y/N, pining, PWP (Plot? What plot?), mentions of Dean (no wincest), no beta we die like men
  • A/N: I’ve been in a writing slump lately, and the problem I run into with it is that I always get hung up on details. So this is my attempt at writing, not thinking about the details, and just going for it. I’ve got a companion piece to this that I’m working on. Sly Grins, Dean’s version, if you will. The reader is meant to be the same in both of them. Shout out to @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth for inspiration to help me out of my writing funk. Might not be all back just yet. But we all gotta start somewhere.

YUM!

That was such a delicious little Sam-snack, I think I might need another one though 😭❤️❤️

Tag game🎉

Tag your moots and ask them where they got the idea for their tumblr accounts name!

For my name it was a nickname I was giving back in middleschool! One of our teacher had a system where we worked with 'wifi' eachtime we talked in class we lost a bar of the "wifi" (was a weird joke and we never held count on that) All the kids usually joked if they needed 'wifi' , they would borrow mine if they wanted to talk more. (I was incredibly shy in middle school, I only talked to like 3 people at school;^;)

They called me Ms. Wifi because of that. I just thought it would be funny if I put 'miss' instead of 'ms' because of my terrible actual wifi connection I have at home lol.

That's my story! Now moots, only if you guys want to, tell us your story.

prev reblogs here! thank u so much for tagging me @dira333 <3

my url's pretty simple!!! it's the "shou" from hinata shouyou + "yuu" from my name (which in chinese, means rain), and the added "s" for uh ?? spice-factor lmfao

but i like it bc it doubles as a sort of self-ship name for me and shouyou, it's only 1 letter off of his actual first name, and ALSO

shouyu in jpn also just means soysauce and the fact that my url in essence can also just mean "soysauce" in pural brings me way too much joy lmfaosidhf

no pressure tags!!! @sinstear @rabbbitseason @mangostarjam @nightcityaliens @hiraethwa @hiraethwrote @shehungers + whoever else wants to drop some url lore!!!!

rain you’re so cute!!! and thanks for the tag <3

night city aliens is literally just a song from cyberpunk 2077, night city being the place where the game is set. not sure if aliens actually exist in their universe because the devs haven’t confirmed anything lmao

it’s a very punk-y (shocker) / heavy metal song, and i usually play it in the car or blast it in my airpods when i don’t want to think

no pressure tags: @meganegatari @bowtiepasta @opt1mistic + yviola and anyone else who wants to join!!

yayy thank u for the tag annie!!

ive explained this before but bc im very sane about my interests i will jump at another opportunity to do so EHEHE. so. my favorite anime/novel series is the monogatari series. for example the first entry is called bakemonogatari. it combines the words "bakemono" meaning monster, and "monogatari" meaning story/tale, to be monster story! "megane" in japanese means glasses 👓, or the archetype of the kinda ""smart glasses character"" ppl have described me as LMAO. so i made my user using the same formula, combining "megane" + "monogatari" to be the story of my life, aka glasses story LMAO. all my life ive worn big chunky glasses (bc im very blind and make it my whole personality.) but "meganemonogatari" would be too much of a mouthful so i shortened it <3 tadaaaa

join!! @ennabear @flowrmoth @vifilms @bloodstainedsapphic @edenspoem @witchyblade and anyone else who would like to!!!

thank u for the tag platypus ❤️

changed mine recently, but my user now has a short and simple origin. i regard the garden of eden as a glinting paradise, but a troubled, corrupted one at that. and because i love to write poems or pieces about outwardly beautiful, but inwardly ruined things—and because it has a nice ring to it—i came up with edenspoem.

thank you for the tag aestra !!

in all honesty, it was because i started getting into interview with a vampire and that like charged my obsession with them.

thank you 4 tagging me blair! ur awesome 💋 </33

i'm usually SO bad at choosing usernames for my socials but i knew i wanted my tumblr user to be jinx centered (she's my fav arcane character) + for 'vex' i honestly just looked for alt users on tiktok lol.

thanks for the tag, @vampirq & @jinxvex ♡♡ kisses for both of u

my username is puptrefied bc it sounds like putrefied obviously and, since i was a baby, people call me pupi so I mixed both !!

wanted it to be something that matched my current theme, had my name in it and wasn't so overdone ( my last username literally was already used, had to add letters lmao ) so I thought hell yeah :p

✏⠀⠀ּ⠀۪⠀๋⠀ thank u for the tag, @puptrefied ⠀love u ! 💭

there’s nothing too innovative about my user :( “faist” is clearly ’cause of mike faist, i was already a fan of his when i created my acc on c.ai, so i added a “sz” ’cause it’s like a cute little heart. it’s not really creative, but i absolutely love this user with my whole heart.

꒰⠀ no ︎ pressure ︎ tags ⠀᪹ ᪹⠀♥︎⠀ @mportality @parascials @yooyieu @rotapathetic @littlesoulshine @s0ftcobra !!

oooh okay, thank you for the tag my love @faiszt !!

dulcescorderitas (my first user) comes from my love of sweets and little lambs; i just combined the two! it felt soft and sweet, which is exactly the vibe I wanted. and littlesoulshine came from my desire to bring a bright outlook to spn. i wanted my blog to add a little light to the fandom, to be a space that feels warm. and "soulshine" itself is a word that always stuck with me because it’s about a kind of inner warmth and kindness that shine through no matter what, that’s exactly the vibe i wanted my blog to be.

thanks bby @littlesoulshine

i think it’s very obvious where i got my user from lol :)) gibson girl by ethel cain, one of my all time favourite songs, from an album that genuinely changed my outlook on life and art, and opened my eyes too so many things!

the preachers daughter album in itself is a masterpiece but gibson girl means so much to me so hence why it’s my user!

thank u for the tags my bbys <3 @gibson-g1rl @littlesoulshine

i did such an in depth explanation about this a while back hehe but i’ll keep it short n sweet this time:

blue is the first part of my user bc my fav colour is blue AND it’s a colour i associate with sonder — “the profound feeling of realizing that each person, including strangers, has a life as complex and vivid as your own, despite your lack of awareness of it” as well as the fact that i think of blue as a very emotional colour n what am i if not an emotional gal?

meraki is a greek work meaning “doing something with soul, creativity, or love, to put a piece of yourself into your work, and to do it with passion and devotion” and this resonates with my perfectionist ass 100x over.

and then i just stuck blue and meraki together and added a s to make it plural bc it rolls off the tongue better.

thank you for the tag bby <3 @bluemerakis

lol unfortunately there is no profound explanation for my user 💀 i was titsout4nicholas for nicholas chavez bc i would show that man my tits if he asked and bc i was breeshavacado but wanted something more fandom related and had seen an account that was sluts4nicholas (s/o you girly ily <3). then, i got back into spn HEAVY and titsout4jackles was born bc i would also show that man my tits 🙂‍↕️ i also have other variations of my user saved lmaoo. there is clitsout4clark, titsout4tom, sluts4stilinski, and dickolaschavez 💀 i am so very unserious but yeah

thank you to my lovely pookies for the tags, love you both <3 @littlesoulshine + @titsout4jackles ( MY BIRTHDAY GIRLS !!! )

soooo my user ( bejeweledinterludes ) comes from . . .

@ bejeweled — miss t swizzle’s song ‘bejeweled’

interludes — travis scott’s song ‘sdp interlude’!

i just added an ‘s’ on the end of my user because i thought it looked better / more aesthetically pleasing to me lmfao 😭

no pressure tags !

@figthoughts @blossomingorchids @maddie0101 @emeraldcrs @deansbeer @soldiersgirl @supernotnatural2005 @honeyryewhiskey @cowboysandcigarettes @sunsbaby + anyone else who sees this <3

thank you for the tag pookie ( @bejeweledinterludes) 🩵

lmfao. as for my username it’s as basic as it comes. I truly didn’t think and just put my name and random numbers 😭 (so creative of me, right?) I honestly made this account YEARS ago but never used it up until 2023.

I’ve been debating on changing my user but the idea of having to go back through every single post and link everything again has offset that idea. :) (if I get bored enough I might do it but for now it’s staying as is) I really want to change it but at the same time I’m not ready for the amount of work 😩

no pressure tags <3

Tag your moots and ask them about the origin of their username

Thanks for the tag, @maddie0101

My username, I feel, doesn’t need much explaining. Avery is my name, and alliterations are my game. I felt that “Ambiguous” fit me best because I’m a gender gremlin who sometimes feels more masculine and sometimes more feminine. I can hardly commit to one or the other on the best days.

I came up with my username on the spot last year when I created my AO3 account. I wanted something unique that I'd never used before, something that was a little bit memorable and might make someone chuckle when they read it. I think it's kinda based on a sentence from one of those poetry slideshows that I saw on Tiktok (when I still had Tiktok), that's something like "it's everyone's first time living". But that was too earnest for me, so instead I thought: "make it socially awkward and alien". Hence my username was born.

No pressure tags (sorry for any repeats): @voodoochildthings @bettystonewell @velvourne @cassiecourtemanche & anyone else who wants to share!

The origin of my username?

I wanted something a little mysterious, a little supernatural, a little rock. Then Jimi Hendrix' smooth voice started dripping out of my speaker, and since there already are a bunch of Voodoo Children I added the 'things'. Tadaa!

No pressure tags for @bettystonewell and @uranometrias!

last photo & song ✨

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title…who/what is it?

Thank you for tagging me @arcane-vagabond !! 🫶🏼

So…um…I can explain 🫣 I’m listening to Tate McRae’s new album while working on making gifs for my blurb requests, and now I have ended up in a movie that is most certainly way out of my comfort zone 😅🩷

last photo & song ✨

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title…who/what is it?

my two obsessions at the moment 😍 and this may be inspiring some AU ideas 👀 if y’all haven’t heard aurora’s music, i highly recommend.

thanks for tagging me @elixirfromthestars!

Last photo & song ✨

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title…who/what is it?

🎵I get misty just holding your hand🎶

I’m getting rom-com vibes and I’m 100% okay with that.

Photo credit to @yenfrbaek / @sophieinsilver

Thank you for tagging me @thereoncewasagirlnamedjane 💜😍

Last Photo & Song ❤️🖤

You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title… who/what is it?

Mom I can explain—

Thanks for the tag @obsidianvibranium

@losers-clvb @jvanilly you’re next 🥰

AND ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS TO JOIN

LAST PHOTO & SONG

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title… who/what is it?

technically, this photo of noah wasn't saved to my camera roll, but i did have two videos of him saved, so i called it good enough.

i fear i may be moving into depression town at the moment and mr. sombr is not helping that... though, it did halfway inspire a sam winchester fic based on this song...

noah + "alibi" is giving one of those films that all the film girlies (aka me) latch onto. i'm envisioning a dark comedy that focuses on mental health with beautiful camera work.

anyway... thank you to the lovely @buckysbabygorl for tagging me!!

LAST PHOTO & SONG

you’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title… who/what is it?

The song almost was Inbred and I would've had to do a lot of explaining. It had to be Jensen but in my defense I am working on a new story (who's ready for some older!dean?)

This song literally inspired my username and my description so it is perfect, though the movie might be... controversial. It's giving off-putting weird-girl movie and I love it.

Thanks for tagging me @losers-clvb, love you!!!

LAST PHOTO & SONG

ooooou and we sure will be nasty🥵😩🤤

thank you for tagging me love, @sacr1ficialang3l

Last photo & song!

Ooh, fun!! Thanks for the tag @j2archives!

The lovely Ari Bose deserves so much more recognition! He classifies his music as “horny emo” so if that’s your kind of vibe, give him a listen and tell him Avery sent you his way! And also, Sam and Dean in chains? How could I not? 💜💜

No pressure tags: @sparrowww0428 @alexsoenomel @aylacavebear @jollyhunter @zepskies @godmadeaterribleerror @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth @bettystonewell @supernotnatural2005 @voodoochildthings @maddie0101 (and anyone else who would like to join!) wow, this is the longest tag list I think I’ve done for one of these! Sorry if you’ve been tagged before!

Last song played as a movie title and the last person on camera roll is starring with me? Not sure this movie would be PG-13...

(Of course it's Jensen. It's always Jensen.)

Anonymous asked:

what you said about sam taking artsy nudes...YES. we need more.

RIGHT!? I feel like you'd really have to talk him into it, like he'd be all shy about it, and maybe the other person would even take some pictures of him first to show him how gorgeo-- oh OH! I just had a fic idea! Nobody move, I have to go write this down!

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NOW I'm not saying I'm gonna start writing little shorts on here, but this one just WOULD NOT leave me alone, so I did burp up a quick 1k words of texting Sam, then taking pictures of Sam and then maybe getting an artsy as hell dick pick from Sam.

Very little sexual content but let's call it 18+ anyway.

You’re lying on your back, lower lip pressed between your teeth only partially hiding your mischievous grin as you keep typing on your phone, which is suspended over your face.

You: no because you are the cutest and I could literally eat you alive, sometimes I just wanna snack on you.

Oh lord Sam Winchester having to shield his own eyes because he's shy about a dick pic. I DID snack on this and it was delicious!

Anonymous asked:

hi babe! how are u? so i was zapping (is that term still used or it’s just me lol) and there was the house bunny on some channel, and it was just the scene where anna faris’ character was coming out of the shower and had a towel only covering her butt and her crotch, but then took it off bc smth of preferring drying with the air, i know it’s fiction but it was a dumb idea bc it would take way longer (i guess depending on the weather) than just drying up with a towel, but then i remembered forbidden fruit and paradise and it didn’t seemed such a dumb idea 😂 how do you think dean, sam & john would react to reader’s “air drying”? 😂

Well, I still call it zapping, so let's say that it still exists 😁😁

Thank you so much for your question ❤️ it's a full week of work and I can't wait for the weekend so I can finally do some writing! But a gorgeous ask like this is perfect to tide me over until then 😍😍

Let's see, Sam would probably sit there and keep stealing glances, grinning to himself. He'd enjoy the show and wait for his girl to come over and stop pretending she's just "drying her hair". 🤭

Dean would catapult out of wherever he's lounging like a scalded cat. You know that guy can't keep his fingers off any of her exposed skin. He'd be crowding her, getting touchy and giving her his best pick-up lines (none of which work but all of which she'd be into). 😍

And John would probably watch without commenting for a while, and then tell her to get that sweet ass over here and come sit on his lap. 😏

Keep these coming if you want - they are SO fun! ❤️

Also throwing this one over to @voodoochildthings in case you want to give it a go too. 😁

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All of the above. I'd also like to imagine all three of them just standing there, drooling, which is an image we WILL be using for part 3 (what, no I'm not already plotting the sequel to the sequel, who's asking?). Alternatively, I see Dean going "well, air drying IS way better for the hair", bc let's face it, Dean is definitely the one with the complicated hair routine, Sam's is just naturally perfect without him having to worry about it.

random SPN ask ATTACK (rawr):

hand on heart - who's got the nicer butt? Sam or Dean?

(this is the question that might tear this fandom apart)

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I was going to give a shotgun answer but then decided to do the adult thing, which, of course, is to spend 15 minutes researching the Winchester butts. And I gotta say, it wasn't easy, but(t) I think I'm gonna have to go with Dean here. There's just more evidence supporting it, I am very willing to be convinced otherwise, though.

Bring em on

pick a bratz doll, candle, pj set, and nail set i’ll go first! ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

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i'm more of an incense girlie sorryyyy 🫣

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thank you for the tag @blackdykegirlblogger ♡ pick a bratz doll, candle, pj & nail set

thanks for the tag hun >o< pic ur fav nail set, pj set, bratz doll, n' candle!

thank you for the tag!! @madewithsilk ❤️

Prolly the worst person to tag when it comes to these, but I'm glad I tried it out anyway!

thanks for the tag pookiebear @shanesevikasfuckdoll (me core)

ty @jwoori here’s my witchy whimsical take on it

💫🌜💫🌜💫🌜💫🌜💫🌜💫🌜💫🌜💫🌜💫

pick a bratz doll, candle, pj set, and nail set i’ll go first! ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖

ahh this was so fun!!! thank you so so much bby @gibson-g1rl 🤍

npt (and anyone else who what's to try) below:

this was an interesting one. thx @littlesoulshine for the tag!

pick a bratz doll, candle, pj set, & nail set.

Thanks for tagging me @losers-clvb This was interesting and more fun than I thought.

Pick a bratz doll, candle, pjs and nails set

Thanks for tagging @bettystonewell and no, I didn't just spend an hour looking for the perfect combo, why?

Anonymous asked:

I know for a fact that reader from Forbidden Fruit (and Paradise) doesn’t give a shit who of the three of the guys is showering, she just gets in, and she most likely would take as her personal goal to leave him squeaky clean 🧼

Also, as a question, which pet names do you would leave the boys weak on their knees? We all know that John calls reader princess, and it kinda became their thing, and we also know that Mr. Winchester does something to our dear Dean 😏

I stan a queen that can overpower the Winchesters, and yes, we love her and we want to be her 😆

Oh I LOVE this question!! <33

I love using pet names when writing, and I've spent a lot of time thinking about this. :D Sam is see as kind of basic there: baby, either for him or his lady. I'm pretty sure it's the only kind of pet name we ever hear him use in the show (he says it once to Amelia), so that's the one I always use for him. Dean for sure is a sweetheart, darlin' (dropping the g if he really wants it to have an effect) kinda guy. If he's a little cross, maybe a missy. And I feel like he would be into soft pet names for himself. Honey, my love. Dean kinda wants to be owned, and I'm dying on that hill. John I see sort of similar to Dean, but he would use them less. And he for sure wouldn't let anyone call him those things where others can hear. :D And honestly, I think they're all into Mr. Winchester for kinky time. :D Hell, I'd be into being called Mr. Winchester!! Who wouldn't!?

Throwing this over to @voodoochildthings cause I KNOW she's got opinions on this!

Thank you so much for this wonderful ask, this was so fun to think abouttttt!! <33

Btw, chapter 4 of Paradise was just posted here. ;)

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*taking notes about the shower thing*

Hmm let's see. I agree with everything @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth said, and I would add the following:

John would like everything with a "my" in front – my love, my dear, you name it. He would also murder anyone who looks at him sideways for liking it. Sam, when he's really in love, would let you call him Sammy, which is the highest privilege you can get with him. And my bb Dean? He doesn't care what you call him, as long as your voice has that inflection that makes him all tingly <3

Paradise (Winchester men x female reader) - Chapter 4

When you're kicked out from home, you move in with your boyfriend Sam – and his brother and father.

After that fateful night, the encounters with Dean and John, your new living arrangement promises to be a lot of fun. Fun that's going to require stamina. And the ability to handle three very different men.

Rated E. You and Sam are home from Stanford for the holidays. The four of you celebrate, though somewhat untraditionally.

Chapter 4 - John

John rubs his hands together, trying to bring some of the warmth back into them, his breath fogging up even inside the car, while he watches the entrance to the train station in his rearview mirror.

It’s not like he wouldn’t have gotten Sam a damn car. But no, his youngest insisted it would be fine. Which is why you and him are driving cross-country on a damn train now, from the California warmth to the coldness here. John would have driven, picked the two of you up, or Dean could have, but no, Sam and you didn’t want that. Said it would be nice. He shakes his head without meaning to. It’s very Sam. 

John sighs, his breath coming out as a soft white cloud. He needs to reign it in. That’s part of the deal after all. What you told him on the phone when you took the chance to talk to him, him alone. That you would get Sam to come visit for the holidays, but in return, John would have to be nice. No arguments on Christmas, you said. 

And for the grand finale, chapter 4. @sorryitsmyfirstdayonearth really outdid herself with this one 💕

Paradise (Winchester men x female reader) - Chapter 3

When you're kicked out from home, you move in with your boyfriend Sam – and his brother and father.

After that fateful night, the encounters with Dean and John, your new living arrangement promises to be a lot of fun. Fun that's going to require stamina. And the ability to handle three very different men.

Rated E. Things between Sam and John come to a boil when John wants you to himself.

Chapter 3 - You

The air around you is warm. Almost a little too warm, given the rush of heat you're feeling in your cheeks anyway. But you like the way it feels on your skin. 

You're naked, lying in John's bed, slightly propped up against the thick pillows leaning against the headboard. You've got one of your legs angled up, knees pressed together. It's far from the first time that you're naked in John's bed, and still you're feeling more vulnerable than you usually would. Maybe that's because Sam's not here.

You take a deep breath as you continue watching John shed his clothes in the dim light. Something about all of this makes you feel like you're an offering, presented to appease a wrathful God. It might even feel a little off if all of this hadn't been your idea.

Look at that hand. Look at it again. Here's part 3 of Paradise.

Paradise (Winchester men x female reader) - Chapter 2

When you're kicked out from home, you move in with your boyfriend Sam – and his brother and father.

After that fateful night, the encounters with Dean and John, your new living arrangement promises to be a lot of fun. Fun that's going to require stamina. And the ability to handle three very different men.

Rated E. John walks in on Sam, Dean and you while you're having fun. His reaction is not what you expect.

Chapter 2 - Sam

This thing between Sam, Dean and you has been going on for weeks, and sometimes Sam still wants to pinch himself.

A part of him is screaming that this is too good to be true. That sooner or later something is gonna happen that will make this all go up in flames. That his relationship not just to you but also to his brother will be destroyed beyond repair. Good things don't just happen to Sam Winchester. He's always known that.

He's just pretending he doesn't like it 😏

Chapter 2 of Paradise!

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