lets settle this properly

Ya'll need to check out SA KFC's, we call this here a chicken burger.

Admittedly, this is a very poor excuse for a chicken burger, but it is a chicken burger.

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

Screenshot of a world map with a location marker pinned into antarctica

I can swim but not that well, and even on the off-chance that I can make it to shore I need to deal with Spinnekopland™

(Also I haven't had a chance to teach myself how to do image IDs yet, but it's a map with a pin quite a ways south-east of Tasmania)

The "first time Minecraft player" experience

I remember when they added those bloody noises and how badly I got jumpscared the first time I heard one play.

Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.

It’s not good when skilled tradesman are standing in the middle of your room pinching the bridge if their nose, is it?

Mark just referred to the wiring in our bedroom as “creative” and “interesting”.

This is fine.

And now he’s taking apart the ceiling. I’m not worried, are any of you worried? I’m not, haha, it’s not like this house was previously owned by someone who would do something stupid like try to wire their house themselves…or store tins of varnish under the furnace behind a secret alcove…

Ha ha…

Ha.

Hm.

Fuck.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO NEUTRAL WIRES??!?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GROUNDED INTO THE SCREWS HOLDING UP THE CEILING LIGHT???!?!!

It's WHAT?!

Well, first assessment for my Network Security class is today, wish me luck.

You know that was actually nowhere near as bad as I was expecting.

That, or I seriously overprepped

So it turns out that I am a massive idiot. I mean that's no surprise but we're hitting levels of condensed dumbass previously thought to only exist at the heart of neutron stars with this one.

Turns out, after not working out for over a year ('cause fucking matric actually went and ate a year of my life) the best course of action is - in fact - not to assume you're still capable of working with the same weight you last used.

I may or may not have learned this the hard way and may or may not have been paying the price since Monday...

My first thought

I walk like that almost all of the time! I can't believe my amazing tumblr popularity and charisma has transformed me into an influencer with transcontinental influencing powers 😯😂

(fr - hope it sorts itself out soon, but also i love your neutron star line so much in the first paragraph)

Mate, it would appear that you're a bad influence, lmao (just kidding)

It's a bit better today. I can at least straighten my arms out now (although it hurts like something unmentionable to do so) which is quite the improvement from yesterday.

Operating under the idea that the player (Steve etc) is a human by default

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

Epic song btw :)

Mine is F.T.W.W.W. by MCR!

@lobot0mmy @cybermypunk + anyone else!

oooo!! i love F.T.W.W.W. !!!

mine is kiss my sass by cobra starship :3

@traversety @foggyfields14 @marzcrx @strawbxttries + anyone else!!

i need to listen to more cobra

mine is pussy by ayesha erotica

@playgroundeyes @butterfrogsayshi @alexisdoingokay @milligramspoison @mothwithpronouns + literally anyone who wants to join

Twin’s skeleton (Hotel in NYC) by fall out boy

@m0thxy @spraypaintstainonawhitewall @watchers-tea and anyone else who wants to! /gen

No shows by Gerard Way (im so normal about hesitant alien trust me 😎)

@mossy-stormcloud, @vvanillavveins, @stuck-in-the-toaster, @ambiently-80s-gay and anyone else! :]

Krigsgaldr by Heilung

@buried-in-the-archives @raccoons-under-a-trenchcoat @oxthemoron @sleeping-arsonist @awfullyqueerwriter @skyeoak @purpleharmonycat @field-cryptobotanist @spacetimeaccordionfolder @bat-luun @encryptidarchivist + anyone :)

Cocktail Molotov by ZAND (it’s for a dnd characterrrrr)

@accidental-apocalypse @i-love-hyacinths @onequeermushroom @apocalypticvisions

Moshpit by Yu (election day in Germany is nearing, can you tell?)

@alice-apparently @field-cryptobotanist

Thanks for the tag @accidental-apocalypse @ambiently-80s-gay @vvanillavveins

We know where you sleep by the paper chase

@skyeoak @mortimermorningstar @buried-in-the-archives @foxpod @nothingfromnowherenooneatall @urnewsteppappa

thank you for the tag <3

object permanence by arm’s length

@paprbacks @silvereyesofelivostis + anyone else

Thanks for the tag @foxpod!! <3

Don’t Feel Like Feeling Sad Today by YUNGBLUD

(I’m obsessed with his music I fear)

@mina-m @rude-occurrence @macaron-jester @exiledfrommars @vixies-art @scourge-lover @hoba-kirk @malocch1o @soapb0x @hectorinmordor @jugglesthejorker @justagremlinoncaffeine @thewolflingofnoldor @theycallmelittleangel @around-in-space @starlight-n-shit @wowstrawberrycow @trans-meowsculine @pancakex3 @arianwen44 @deadsponge @dutifullycolddeer @litttlesoupbowl @lepunya @just-little-human @maedhros-s-bane @clockworkdev @h3r-l0v3r @redandrew52 @smallartists @samira-is-here @randoosreal @birch-and-aspen + Anyone else who wants to :3

Thank you for the tag @silvereyesofelivostis

I fully blame my partner for this one!🤦‍♀️ 🤣

I have this brain rot song called Chicken Banana from YouTube and TikTok stuck in my head

Wanna play? @itwillbeourswansong , @iwanderbecauseimlost , @valar-did-me-wrong , @plotdesigner , @purplecladmerchant , @askereiniongilgalad , @bugstuff4ever , @boop-le-snoot

Thanks for the tag, @wowstrawberrycow 😄

Mine is Golden Leaves by Bear McCreary and Benjamin Walker. I fell and hurt my foot pretty bad today, and my brother played it to distract me (my foot swelled up and everything) so it’s now stuck in my head.

@gauntletgirlie @valar-did-me-wrong @tuckboroughdays @itwillbeourswansong @the-bogginses-are-gay @numenoria @silme-lorien @frodosrings @willaminabaggins @varda-star-queen @askereiniongilgalad @ghost-of-morrowbright @daughterofthesunlands @marilynshamu and anyone else who wants to join!

The Chain by Fleetwood Mac 😍

Ty for tagging me! @iwanderbecauseimlost 🩷

No pressure tags ✨ @onebillionblorbos @emmaandorlando @strawberry-kuma @erulasse23 @ghost-of-morrowbright @permanentlyexhaustedpigeon88 and all other mutuals who’d like to participate 💜

Currently.. hmm..

St. Jude by Florence & The Machine

Thanks for the tag @numenoria 🫶

No pressure tags:

@wendinope03 @liv-or-die @the-bogginses-are-gay and any others who would like to share 🥴🫶

thanks for the tags @iwanderbecauseimlost + @onebillionblorbos <333

hmmmmm currently stuck in my head is Strange Days Are Here To Stay by Green Day (I’m still reeling from their phenomenal concert last night lmao)

npt: @mistyjessart @mace-waz-here @that–elf @lorax-devito @thebitterbeanjuice

@apurplesloth @bylerlipglances @asneakyobserver @stormy-days-27 @spocks-got-a-glock

@aramossy @reedkitten @scumbaganarchy @elle-greenaways-wife + anyone else who wants to join! <333

thanks for the tag!

eleanor rigby cover by cody fry (because I’m literally listening to it right now lol)

no pressure tags: @calextis @purpleminusred @silversword7000 @bagofpopcorn @deadwardynamic @home-of-sexual-and-dumb-of-ass @salubriousbean

I Will Be There from The Count of Monte Cristo musical!

npts: @fictionalmenjusthitdifferent @only-my-unexistent-fiances @sugarrootwrites + you 🫵🫵🫵

Ty for the tag 😍

I’ve Shrunk Enough from the Alice by Heart musical

@psychearrows @hydraulicssystem & anybody who wants in 😉

Remeber Me from CoCo (It’s my band music and I am beginning ot regret band)

@newsies-lodging-house @where-for-art-thou

The world we knew (Over and over) AND Something Stupid both by Frank Sinatra

@sugarrootwrites @i-eat-katz @jason-falsettos hi pookies

Hii Omg ty for the tag 😭🙏

It’s okay to punch Nazis by cheap perfume!

@anxiousbrazilianstuff @ey-theys-was-coronas Wsg? 😼😼😼

HEYY 😸

Voulez Vous by ABBA 😞

@deathbyhelen @bigmack2go sorry for the tagging guys, but your turn

This is actually the first time in my life i do not have an “Ohrwurm” as we say in Germany…. So uh… the last one i DID have was what did i miss from Hamilton 💀💀

@lemonlord14 @ivys-head-is-spinning (please mention @/ ya-what-ya-erster cause i cannot remember their new tag for shits. Or if you see this u know i meant to tag u😭) @orangesand-lemons-234 @erstersandcigars

I wasn’t tagged but also rn it is Knightclub by Feuerschwanz bc I was talking about the Eurovision Song Contest

Ahhh omg i forgot to tag u sorry 😭

UH

holy shit mine is EVERYONE IS MY SON by Jenx2

If you have talked to me b4 that probably doesn’t sound like smth I would listen to but it’s so fucking good trust

@noodlezxy @mintgreen-homewrecker @lolzingaround @funky-dyspraxic @sp3csf1sh3r @seblvr123 @residentoddity

@asheatsspiders @alebanana @broadwaylewzur @crackyoutfeet @cr0g-0

UHH I CANT REMEMBER WHO ELSE TO TAG!!

curses - the crane wives (i guess)

@amazing-spiderlad @cornflakesinchocolatemilk @morphean42 @silly-goose-27 @aikya-kat-44 @that1transmasc @yourlocaltboy

Chant— Hadestown (I just got out of rehearsal so that tracks)

@alebanana @bugzrc00l @fortisseto @egotistic-queer @rosethetulip @urban-spaceman @jason-falsettos @catmrib @narratorshusband @cocksocktalk @seblvr123 @the-nauseabeforethegame @consumed-star @cautiouscrab2eletricboogaloo @kevin-prices-left-sock @amazing-spiderlad @that1transmasc @ihavenothingoops @squeek

A Little Priest from Sweeny Todd and Johana also from Sweeny Todd!!!

@fishcow99 @a-three-part-mini-opera @saladchips @goobiesnoober @fortisseto @noodlezxy @

Just A Man from Epic the Musical!

@every-single-day @sondheim-girly @memesandmusicalss @tristinian @troyssix

Sabbath Prayer from Fiddler on the Room

@alaskan-wallflower @lasagna482 @dizzyizzie10

We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel lmao

no pressure <33 also again, lmk if you’re not okay with being tagged in things like this!

@butters-flower-mom @outsider06 @garbage-creature

@witchyleehibernates @alittlebitofloveliness @your-unfriendlyghost

@broareweabouttoviberightnow @dizzyizzie10 + whoever else :))

Tysm for the tag!!

Hey Jude by the beatles

No pressure @outsider06 @dizzyizzie @stew-skys-husband

+anyone else, sorry im too lazy to tag anyone else 😭

I see this THE MOMENT I put on the song I had in my head.

Steady, Steady by The Crane Wives but this morning I was also singing Hoods Turned Heroes

@orion-lacroix

For me it’s “there’s a Macdonald in the pantagon” that’s on tiktok right now…. help it’s been in my head on and off as well as wedding, funerals by Waitress

@halfbakedspuds @thylocalbard

I'm about to get laughed at for this one, but for me it's "Mphe Di Hoenor" by Robbie Wessels. It's just... it has a way of both getting stuck in your head and making you hungry at the same time.

Hayibo, now I want chicken.

No pressure for @noagskryf (As jy nie wil hê dat ek jou in goed moet tag nie moet jy maar net laat weet) @oh-no-another-idea and anybody else who wants in

I've driven down roads like that at 1am so many times I already know which playlist I'd load up.

The only stress I'd be feeling is having to keep looking out for fuckin' deer.

I got refered to as Uncle* earlier today by a guy who's definitely old enough that I should be referring to him as such.

Cue me standing there for like two minutes trying to figure out how the hell I'm meant to address him now.

*our less formal honorific for men is the same as our word for uncle, and usually contains the connotation of the person being at least ten or fifteen years older than you to warrant it

Was dit 'n geval van hy het jou oom genoem ("hey oom Logan") of het hy net na jou toe verwys as "die oom wat daar staan" ?

Die 2de het al met my gebeur (toes ek 14 was😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫) maar nie die eerste nie

Hy het gekom om die honde te skeer (glo my, dit was nodig om hulp te kry daarvoor) en terwyl ek met hom gestaan en gesels het het hy gevra: "Bly oom-hulle al lank hier?".

Ek weet nie of my baard my net ouer laat lyk nie, maar dit en mense wat my as "Mister" aanspreek is iets waaraan ek nog gewoond moet raak.

WOAH, eish, dis erg.

In Engleland ek is al ge "sir" en "miss" (afhangende van hoe ek aan trek daai dag) van dat ek 10 is, maar dis so normal dat ek nie om gee nie. As ek by die winkel is dan die cashier sal sê "your total is £5 sir, cash or card?" as 'n voorbeeld maar ook by die skol as jy in die moeilikheid is, op die bus, orals.

Dis beter as die tannies wat jou "love" of "honey" of "sweetie" noem. Ek het nooit dit verstaan nie. Jy ken my nie. Hoekom is ek jou love?

Ja nee as ek ooit Engeland toe trek gaan dit my seker nogal 'n ruk vat om aan gewoond te raak. Die enigste wat ek kan dink dat ek al so formeel aangespreek was by die skool was deur my ou graad 8 Engels onderwyser, maar die meeste van my onderwysers en onderwyseresse (is daar 'n neutrale vorm in Afrikaans?) het meestal my maar net by my van geroep sonder enigiets bygesit.

I got refered to as Uncle* earlier today by a guy who's definitely old enough that I should be referring to him as such.

Cue me standing there for like two minutes trying to figure out how the hell I'm meant to address him now.

*our less formal honorific for men is the same as our word for uncle, and usually contains the connotation of the person being at least ten or fifteen years older than you to warrant it

Was dit 'n geval van hy het jou oom genoem ("hey oom Logan") of het hy net na jou toe verwys as "die oom wat daar staan" ?

Die 2de het al met my gebeur (toes ek 14 was😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫) maar nie die eerste nie

Hy het gekom om die honde te skeer (glo my, dit was nodig om hulp te kry daarvoor) en terwyl ek met hom gestaan en gesels het het hy gevra: "Bly oom-hulle al lank hier?".

Ek weet nie of my baard my net ouer laat lyk nie, maar dit en mense wat my as "Mister" aanspreek is iets waaraan ek nog gewoond moet raak.