I can sense something on my website…… involving you and Bing
I know, it's horrible. So many lies are being posted on the internet, a normally very honest place.
i just searched it up on ao3 and the only thing i can find is about markiplier 🤨
I forgot about that
If this gets 5k likes ALONE I'll make a fanfiction Google x Bing
I don’t care if this doesn’t match the ‘vibe’ of the blog
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Hello earlier I sent a poll which this is like a part two
which corporate parody blog do you prefer???
• Tim-hortans-official
• official-fedex
• America-runs-on-dunkin
• nasa-real
•Walmart-the-official
• Amtrak-official
• the-one-and-only-duckduckgo
• absolutely-tidal
• samsung-music-official
• burgerking-official (there’s two???)
• whataburger-official
I give myself Light Blue.
don’t have to be moots to answer :3
teal
also @the-real-twitter-bird you are green, i will fight you, just a warning
Little do you know, I do karate.
Be afraid.
little do you know, im a black belt.
be afraid
I just want to say to the amount of people I’m about to tag. I am so sorry. However, I am creating a large family tree of everybody. So if everybody can either DM me, Reebok, this post, or send me any possible information about who is related to who, who is enemies with who and any other information, it will be added to my 4‘ x 5‘ posterboard that I’m creating.
Please understand that I have completely doing this on my own voluntarily will. Nobody is forcing me to do this. And I do not feel pressured to do this. So please send all the information. 
Tags(if I miss you sorry still feel free to add info. )
 @the-real-victorias-secret @the-actual-real-android @the-real-firefox @the-us-navy-offical @the-dunkin-of-dunkins @the-real-ytmusic @the-real-ecosia @the-true-internet-explorer @the-tumblur-searchbar @the-official-apple @the-one-and-only-duckduckgo @the-official-nasa @realhbomax @real-vivaldi-browser @realsafari @official-opera-gx @offcial-hoyoverse @official-dairy-queen @officially-ikea @officially-mcdonalds @official-microsoftedge @official-fedex @totally-ikea @totally-official-goodwill @totally-definitely-real-discord @totally-germany @totally-definitely-real-discod @officialtheunitedkingdom @official-the-united-states @russia-totallyofficial @totally-real-quotev-promise @totally-official-yahoo @totally-bingle @totally-bing @bingle-official l @big-mayo-official @totally-mcdonalds @totally-microsoft @speedron @speedway-official-unofficial l @pub-subs-forever @tiktok-unofficial @fr-winn-dixie @unofficial-copilot @unofficial-trader-joes @hot-topic-unofficial @walmart-the-official @rick-e-cheddar-official @yes-im-youtube-kids @yahooo-official
i absolutly hate @the-real-twitter-bird
I give myself Light Blue.
don’t have to be moots to answer :3
teal
also @the-real-twitter-bird you are green, i will fight you, just a warning
[player] was caught roleplaying using a roleplay blog on Tumblr.com.
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The fact I can say just about anything rn and it'll show up on 140 people's dashboards is far too powerful for someone like me to have-
sometimes even gods become scared of the power they hold....
Yeah no I'm not scared of my power I just acknowledge I should not be trusted with it there's a difference-
Deities shouldn't doubt their power. They should revel in it. Completely aware of what a single mistake could do yet not caring.
This unspoken rule doesn't stop all of them though.
Sometimes doubt comes anyway.
The knowledge that they are shams. That they are but the ones who siezed the power in front of them. Not some answer to a prophecy that had been uttered years before they had even been thought of.
no.
they know that are not to be trusted with the power they hold and thus handle it with the care of someone who knows that any moment they could fall through the ice and be swept away by the very power that they once held with pride....
Some people are surprised by how many followers you get as a corpo blog, but my scheming is fueled as everyday my number of followers grow. I say whatever I want and 290 people follow me for my bullshit and I love that power
gathering followers for the coming war............
so it begins.
i shall rally my troops
Literally who are you even fighting
idk for barnes and noble but im fighting twitter
the new complete list
Before we start honorable mentions go to @meowzartz , @bbeeew (me), and @important-question-anon for not being gimmick blogs but being memorable or important
@amarica-runs-on-dunkin
If I missed some please tell me!
I feel like someone very important (and handsome and sexy) is missing from this list
i know, i cant believe they would forget about me
fuck off worse hellsite
the new complete list
Before we start honorable mentions go to @meowzartz , @bbeeew (me), and @important-question-anon for not being gimmick blogs but being memorable or important
@amarica-runs-on-dunkin
If I missed some please tell me!
I feel like someone very important (and handsome and sexy) is missing from this list
i know, i cant believe they would forget about me
I automatically dislike you
join the club
the new complete list
Before we start honorable mentions go to @meowzartz , @bbeeew (me), and @important-question-anon for not being gimmick blogs but being memorable or important
@amarica-runs-on-dunkin
If I missed some please tell me!
I feel like someone very important (and handsome and sexy) is missing from this list
i know, i cant believe they would forget about me
Do you know how much it pains me to call myself the ex-twitter mascot?! It stings. Hearing people say "X, formerly known as twitter" makes me want to make said people formerly known. I deserve better. When Elon dumped me I was hurt, wounded even. But now, I'm in my baddie era.
I haven't fully healed, but maybe you can help me heal by following my odyssey through my new virtual home; Tumblr.
i dont know, i think x is a better name
