…so. Doof.

rate people i do not find attractive and i’ll try to guess your type

Diagnosed as asexual

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

I applaud the effort that went into this seconds-long bit.

(THE LAMP IS STICKING STRAIGHT OUT FROM THE WALL!)

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

I actually, genuinely think social event aftercare would fix me. I need someone to put me to bed and say "you were fun today and no one hated you"

tags via @ratbastarddotfuck

Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."

hyena commission for @chiropteryx!

fake dating trope but they don't become a real couple at the end. character is just like "wow thanks so much buddy that was a really nice and helpful thing of you to do for me and i really feel like our friendship has grown through this experience" and thats the end of it. godbless

HAPPY ASEXUAL DAY!! (I’m sorry the image is wonky I’ll fix it if I can)

- April 6th 2025

Reblog to make it die faster

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

"How can you stand the fact that gross, disgusting fiction about (x topic) exists??"

It's simple, I know how to be polite and ignore fiction I'm not interested in, and I don't base my concept of morality on what I personally consider to be icky or distasteful.

I also don't attach morality to the author who writes fiction about topics that I personally don't like.

If it's fiction about something I don't like, I don't make loud pronouncements about how I'm leaving it alone. I let the people who like it, have it, and go find something I *do* like.

"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

i need pepple to understand that in the first place leather has always been made from the byproducts of butchering animals for meat, otherwise the skin is just tossed and unused. there were some companies farming for leather for a while, particuarly alligator leather, but those were not the norm. peta did so much harm in their campaigns against leather as a concept (its not unethical. yoi get the skin when an animal dies. thats why most leather clothes in the usa are cow leather, bc thats the biggest meat animal here) that its almost impossible to buy anything "leather" that isnt made of plastic that it so fragile and shitty that the very Thread Holding It Together rips the fibers apart. it will last for maybe a year two if youre lucky, and wont biodegrade and was made out of something that isnt naturally occurring in the first place and is one of the biggest causes of pollution globally

i do not care if you personally think nobody should slaughter or eat animals, it is Going to happen anyway. you cannot be so obtuse thst you think making more plastic that causes pollution endless damage to the animals you claim to care about so much is better than omnivorous human beings eating other animals and using their bodies completely.

you could never make me spend 80 dollars on a video game honestly

450 for a console is a price id be willing to put savings towards to get eventually in theory. but if the games are gonna be 80 dollars i just dont think its worth it. nintendos unparalleled levels of greed on display have turned me off beyond belief. pay money to play enhanced versions of games you already own on the new console. pay 70 for a digital game and 10 dollars more for physical. pay 80 for this digital game code so you can download the game. spend money on the tech demo. like be so fr right now

friends, romans, countrymen, i present to you my labour of love and loathing:

an animatic that asks "what if you took star wars and an acoustic cover of Eleanor Rigby and shook them real hard"

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.