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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  There’s a lot going on here—and I’ve got a lot of opinions. So let me start with this: it’s not AS bad as we were led to believe. Don’t get me wrong—it’s still far from good—but I’ve definitely seen worse.

  I think most of the negative conversations stem from Rachel Zegler, who (let’s be honest) doesn’t exactly make it easy to root for her. With better promotion, tighter writing, way better CGI, and a different lead actress, this remake might’ve…

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  The Nice Guys 2016

  ★★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  A buddy cop movie—without the cops, without much “buddy,” and with a generous helping of porn.

  The plot is strangely complex for what’s essentially an action comedy, filled with side quests that should build character depth, but I just didn’t care enough about them to feel invested. That said, the film had just the right mix of action and comedy to keep me from getting bored or annoyed.

  I’ve never been a big fan of either lead, and to be…

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  Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021

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  "Spider-Man: No Way Home"? More like, "Spider-Man: No Way You're Getting A Seat Opening Night"

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  Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 2014

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Feb 2025

  Hands down, the most powerful movie in this trilogy—and easily the best Planet of the Apes film to date.

  With a time jump in both the real world and the ape world, everything improves across the board: better CGI, better acting, better story, better action, and an even better home for the apes. The film masterfully explores the social dynamics of human vs. nature, nature vs. ape, and ape vs. ape, making for a gripping and thought-provoking narrative. The question…

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