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Madame Web 2024
It only took me half a dozen tries, but I finally made it through Madame Web! Someone please explain to me how a group of usually competent actresses and Dakota Johnson all turned in performances this bad.
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Southern Comfort 1981
Sometime growing up, I'd lost my fear of quicksand. Thanks to this movie for bringing it back.
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Longlegs 2024
Great vibes, and Cage's character was kind of fun. The story's really the only thing here that disappoints. Longlegs (the film) focuses too much on its creepiness factor and mid-90s setting and forgets to place interesting clues along the way to its questionable end, choosing instead to give us a big exposition dump. And even that neglects to fill in the many blanks. I mean, an upside-down triangle?
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Alien: Covenant 2017
Had a little more than my preferred amount of James Franco, but otherwise this was great.
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