Pinned
silly spinning spekta
Scream this is iconic….
jayce would love viktor so good. he'd kiss his moles ever so sweetly. he'd lay him down so gently, kissing every inch of skin, telling viktor how perfect and beautiful he is in between. in the winters or particularly bad days, he'd massage viktor's leg and back. he'd make viktor take him to zaun and show him viktor's childhood neighborhood, his favorite places. when viktor falls asleep in the lab, he'd be careful in walking him to bed so his back wouldn't hurt so much in the mornings. on days he was especially exhausted though, and absolutely needed undisturbed sleep, he'd make sure viktor was as comfortable as possible: blanket, pillow, sweetmilk ready for him in the morning. everytime viktor is worried or stressed and starts ranting about how things could go wrong, jayce would pull him into his arms, assure him, tell me everything will be alright. he'd make viktor take a breather, murmuring praise and encouragement, before picking up the chalk again and dissecting the problem all over again. constant showers of the affection viktor lacked growing up. he'd glare at anyone who even looked at viktor wrong. he'd brush the knots out of viktor's hair where he'd tangled it from constantly twirling it. he'd push the stray locks back and kiss the furrow between his brows. he'd hang onto every single one of viktor's words, commiting them to memory. he'd read all of viktor's favorite books to understand him better. his touch would be so adoring, so reverent; every action so coveting. viktor always believed himself to be hard to love and yet, jayce loved him like it was breathing.
yes
Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE
ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC
What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?
Still hearing the ads music after you close the page
having adblock
Sites that forbid adblock
When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled
When porn ads pop up unexpectedly
this post gets better everytime i see it
When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.
THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER
When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.
When you have to wait to skip the ad
When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes
I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”!
when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.
It got better.
Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol
When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.
wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E
I found this amusing, so here you go.
When the ad asks why you want to get rid of it and won’t go away:
*hits it with shoulder*
When the X button is too darn small
Too legendary *not* to reblog ;w;
This is just goofy at this point. Am I going to make it worse? Yes
When there is a fake X button that opens another add page
A friend threatened me to repost so I will!
Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.
I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-
Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?
I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol
Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.
I'll do as many as I remember
@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people
@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming
I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol
making actual friends yesssss
my bros and gals and other pals!
@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can
@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨
I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but
Eeeee, thank you for the tag!! I’m probably forgetting a lot of people but I’ll do my best!! Ok, here we go-
@danaris112 (I know you tagged me but I gotta tag you too :) !!) @izzieclarksonzz @autisticfanperson @sarnai4 @zevuffie @ruvastuon @coracx @blondelotus (for some reason it’s not letting me tag her but she’s just joined and we’re irl friends!!) @lunesartsworld @tannabet @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @sugar-blaze @bobthetitanisback @aalinaaaaaa @not-alesha @esli444 (I hope I got you all, I don’t really interact with many people so idk but I love you all so much!!)
@1oddboi1 @the-archivist-14 (I know you tagged me, but I'm just following your lead here x3)
I'm not too active with interacting with others here- But y'all are amazing friends! I don't say it often enough, but I love y'all <3
@eclipsen-smiles @ghostofa-spacenerd @taterhoots @zopharooni @janijams @wolsalwastaken @eweeismediocre @shardilarf @isoparty @cinnakit @i-set-my-autism-on-fire
I would tag more but I have anxiety B)
You all are awesome :3
(I'm also doing the thing where I tag the person who tagged me i guess lol)
Uhhhh
Uhhhhhhh
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I need to get a list hold on
@the-voices-in-my-pancakes @thecoastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @multifandomcutie13 @ze-slaughtermod @crussofang @eternal-soup (we don’t talk much but you’re here anyways you simp.) @purrplespacecats @yum-zlurplie (holy shit we moots?) @flxwerasmxs @isoparty (yeah you to.) @seventeenwizards @coolgirl576 @librarian-computer @bagelg00se (you cannot escape either.) @luciddr34m @shardilarf @novasolstarr @birbisanon (we should talk more) @solarflaresandsunspots @grabble45 @letthebloodrunlikeariver (idk if you have a mod account.) @mars-paws @rye-bread-the-2nd @sleepdeprived-idiotlol @huhwhuhs (pls don’t smite me for this.) @atherflame-theconcubus @creator-of-creativious @ardbar @100percentevil @sixtyune @m1lky-way-bi @pastelshark123 @that-one-unknown-artist @ryandabean @purplec4ndy @doodlebug091 @gummysunnybear @holygarm (you to, simp.) @artoutoftheblue (simp x3) @sillyneurodivergentgoober @wonderstrawberries @harvest-is-tired @achickennamedcheese (you are not exempt.) @serv0z @lunar-disillusionment @lunthestar317 @stormbreaker-290 (you also. Simp x4)
Honor mentions
@c4lyps00 and @kukikoooo
And now I’ve hit my mention limit. Oopsie.
Hold up, me??? Well, alright lol.
And the original post says to threaten in a creative way, so...
uhhh @gayfrogtime @odeggy @yourlocalkandikid @0mr-friendly0 @that-writing-protatogen @the-voices-in-my-pancakes @chemicalwolfgames
I am not good with threats :( But I will try for the sake of this post
🫵👁️👁️
I'm watching, take care of yourselves or else I will appear out of anything purple you own and give you a bowl of spaghetti
oh boy okay
@asp3ns-art @abbysaltar @anomymous1 @asp3nreblogs @anntrapta @blairthebword @beloved-of-john @cool-lesbian-is-here @caffeinated-object @cael-is-inlove @demigod-jack-hearth @em-is-fallin-for-a-daffodil @galaxygorl-does-stuff @hayleeewaylee @i-sizzled @jammahanna @lipsyncs-n-fitchecks @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @odeggy @pride-flags-from-rocks @rednexxsaysthing @stargazin-on-mars @theancientfootsteps @thingonthenet @yourlocalkandikid @yourlocaltboy @st4rboyloser
If you don't reblog with your moots, I will put an impossible to find rock in your shoe. Even if you get new shoes, I'll just put another one in.
reblog otherwise I’m stealing your pets and plushies 👹
I’ve only interacted with a few people :)
Okay yea sure @hauntedvivvian @stargazednight @nebulas-stars and probably a lot of other people I'm forgetting
glad seaweedbrain12 considers me that way :) @gold-iridescent @luckycyclemaker and last and the best one @ashstarlights(this one needs to stop telling me to go to sleep before twelve)
Aw, thx for the tag, btw, sorry for noticing your post so late <333 (I gotta go to sleep anyway later since it's 4 am rn lmao)
@giantdigitalerror @paradoxoftrees @vin-at-thehub @annoyinglittleminion @apple-pie-1 @zorasink @stargazednight (Ik u Tagged me but I want to tag u too :3)
(btw, yall are Awesome friends^^)
Uuuuuh, I'm not good with threats but I'll try, for the sake of this post...
(and if yall have pets or smth I'm taking them away :D)
I have axes so reblog or I’m using them on you
Moth gets a free pass, but tagging them so they can threaten others :D (they can have me attack you if they want-!!) @multiversewatchpost
I'm going to lick your windows
I'm not too good on interacting a lot so I may have forgotten a person or two.
I'll make y'all climb a tree and jump down onto a small mount of sand, and who ever refuses to will be forced to draw or write their worst fictional enemies in a canon compliant relationship with their Sona or Favorite OC.
If you refuse to do this, just know that I'm in your walls and I'll steal all the drinks in the fridge and leave it open so that everything else spoils
Just yall know that i WILL dehydrate your fruits and vegetables if you dont reblog
im gonna throw 2763 tons of marshmallows at yoi -🍞
and like. all of our other moots. sorry i forgor everyone </3 i was just inputing random letters in all of these -🍞
i will eat all your blue sour patch kids and leave all the orange and yellow ones....,,
@gothbarryspitroast @9-from-xfohv @shedeeren @panvnsleake @cat-eat-cat @an1m4t1c @boingzilly @asscr4ckband1t @battery-enthusiast @skekthesilly @b0ba1nw0nd3rl4nd @lenaaa131 @gfiasco @megasoup @just-a-rand0m-anon @dumpsterfire620 @froggybleps @adhd-lydia @vinniemitchell @muffincatti @nontheanon @xx-evilestyuri-xx @ilov3ic3cub3 @multiplyingtome @eclipsethefurry @swagkari @cloudy9478 @dominobaconking @stolen-paprika @chalkbored-wav @hylianinkcat @roxy4life @murderatthedisc0 @leefl00f @ciderpunk @thatweirdocryptid @uzibrainrot @nathanthecoolest @dollcorvid
wehhhh i probably missed a bunch of moots (sorry if i forgot anyone cries)
reblog or half of your internal organs will turn into lego pieces @tileterror @thewolfhuntressita @n8colio @lackyarts @dummybeanz @sillie-strami @birdzman @xjninety @lovers-041014 @the-kermit-kid @rascalthecabbit2009 @justarandomart @scrappart @furrytism @tsukasas-fish-tank @peachcoloredsolocup @axel-the-lotl @sleepgirlcom @maybemoltenlava @ladylaguna @moth-cutie @sojirosteacup @sleepywhitetulip @starbonez @dodofraggle
I am sorry if this ping annoyed you, I just wanted to join in on this
Oh no my organs.... NNOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@firedzdoodlxs @eater-of-the-alt (i barely have any muts so y e a h)
Hi squidwarddd!!! >W<
moots, idrm yalls names, but u know who u guys r.
Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks
viktor is silly guy and a trouble maker and i wish more people would realize that. i appreciate how much attention jayce’s golden retriever energy and unwavering loyalty is given but lets not forget viktor “this isn’t my bedroom” “at least you didn’t throw up” “i’m not sure how to do that sir” arcane is also silly and goofy. he probably gets up to shenanigans with jayce, probably pulls little pranks and makes sexual innuendos and snorts when he laughs. he has a quick wit and a sense of humor. it’s the reason him becoming so mechanic and cold when he combines with the hexcore is so heartbreaking, it’s like he’s a completely new person.
