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Alien: Romulus 2024
this has some really excellent bits, and even the whole could have been compelling except for the script's "ooh look at this callback to previous alien movies" nonsense. indulging in that a little bit is okay, but there is so much and it's all so on-the-nose. very cool effects and action though
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Punishment Park 1971
I watched this on an overnight bus ride and it was so unsettling I couldn’t sleep afterwards. One of the best movies I’ve ever seen and DEFINITELY the best fake documentary.
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Dagon 2001
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Love me some fishpeople. So does the main character here apparently!
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The Happening 2008
Complete dogshit. Terrible script, somehow worse acting, absolutely no tension leading to even less resolution. The best scene is the comic relief one where marky mark talks to the plastic plant, so that’s clearing a pretty low bar
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