#alton towers and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by ardroise8723

the titles don't lie.

the fact that the switch 2 tech demo tutorial 'game' costs money and is digital only is insane. remember when every wii came with wii sports for free? do you remember that? i am going to hunt down the nintendo execs for sport

for... wii sport?

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

please because it'd be so fucking funny

Permasmile part 13: Negotiations.

I have been excitedly waiting to get to this part since the beginning. You have no idea how much I was looking forward to drawing and sharing this.

These characters belong to @andersam5 and not to me. I do not claim ownership of Altonverse. This is strictly an AU, so the lore may differ from theirs. Also, thank you to Caspian for beta reading this part.

I like to think when a toon gets in trouble with their handler astro gets a suspiciously toon shaped hat the following day

Our blessed tumblr

A holy site

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sorry what

@eternallyeepymess

sorry but i go to where

The final entry in our Desolation regime story! I hope a lot of questions were answered with this story. I'm absolutely ecstatic that this story was so popular considering these guys are purely original characters! Thanks as always for reading and reblogging/liking, and I'll see you in the next comic!

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god bless my obsession to these rinky dinky beings

Extra panel under the cut

I can be shaped by more than the things that hurt me

I FUCKING LOVE NYLE xkjsjndkjansd

[[ID: a series of tweets between Nyle DiMarco (@NyleDiMarco) and Garbage Wreath, with 👻 and 🕷️ (@barry_swift).

Tweet from Nyle, contains a gif of a man enthusiastically providing ASL interpretation of a song. Test of tweet reads :sign language interpreter at pride ATL is 🔥 🔥

Reply tweet from Garbage reads “Posting this without sound is a crime”

Tweet from Nyle, quoting prior tweet from Garbage, with the added text “how the fuck am I supposed to know”

Finally is a screenshot of Nyle’s Twitter profile. His bio reads “🤟 Deaf Actor - Seen on Switched at Birth, Difficult People, This Close, STATION 19 -Activist for 466m Deaf worldwide - @nyledfoundation

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Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

HEY EVERYONE GIVE THIS PERSON MORE NOTES

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ART

HOLY DICK?????

Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

HEY EVERYONE GIVE THIS PERSON MORE NOTES

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ART

HOLY DICK?????

Look Up

~~~

I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

HEY EVERYONE GIVE THIS PERSON MORE NOTES

SCROLL THE FUCK BACK UP

ITS ART

HOLY DICK?????

I think the sky is trying to say something? 🤔 👀 🏳️‍⚧️

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

aaaaaaaa thank youuuuuuu i’m so happy we’re friends :]]]]]]

@theoneandonlypatches @midnight-drip @bigmack2go @chippedshake @kai-in-the-korner @sugarrootwrites

there’s absolutely more ppl on here i love but im tired and out of it lol

yayyy friends!! ily finn, you're awesome. I'm so glad I get to talk to you :))

nervous to tag ppl but uhh @arsenic-the-fae @abboii08 @musical-dash-trash @orbitkitty81 @yellowandnothing @rhinopuppy8 @17-gnomes-inmypockets you guys don't have to interact but just know that I love you all <33

i will cry you’re so cool i wanna be besties so bad omg 😭😭

@stormcloudsarepretty @marz-planet @goodolecaptainjack @ellyjpeg @princeloww

Awwww! This is a lovely idea, sending all the love to the tumblr friends 🫶🏼 ✨✨

@stormcloudsarepretty @abyssal-author-and-artist @lemoncatssss @goodolecaptainjack @n3ver--more

That's so sweet ahhh

No pressure to reblog, just letting you all know I value you

@cordysys @that-guest-named-pie

@15-rats-1-trenchcoat

This is making my heart melt

You're all amazing and if you don't accept that I am gonna come to your house with a pizza and we're gonna have a movie party with the silliest movies until you agree /silly

@andreachaosblog @toppettehat

Give my thanks to all 15 rats

Reblog or I will sick my Garchomp on you

@spaghettihell @ciel-of-vault-111 @cholerascum @andreachaosblog @trans-fem-menace @theasexualagent @frankiefridayyy

@child-of-the-super-nova @ilovewomen--8 @zithergilt @etherealjellyfishenby @g0od-luck-macabr3-sh0ck-to0 @justa-opossum @locothewolf @simp4diobrando @everydayknifeday @unfortunatelyshortpeasent @itsapollothething @adhd3m0n91 @sillyguyz4ever @twisterino10 @lordofthechicken i know im forgetting some but i love all my frens shoooooo mushhhhhhhh n i am sho sho happies i has chu all in ma life n chu all better be lovin yourselves too otherwise i will do a cry and den i will murder all of chu wif danganronpa executions sho chu better love yourselves or else!!!!!!

me an all my frens dancin bc we luv each other^

Hello

Tummy hurty

We must persist

@child-of-the-super-nova @simp4diobrando @jjohnnycakes @brainymutt @evry1h8s-me @floydtheflorist @radiowave-slushie @thatbibookworm @scarlettthetiredone @scrangly-jane @worshiptheslice @sizzlingyourfakeids @random-fandom-chaos @aliyahgracedrawing @durangomonkeh @failingatlifespectacularly

Well hey pooks i love yall very much

@molasses-being-slow @escaramelo @gihun-the-troubled-twink @kagefloofyboots @lamentedwaters2 @lakritze-is-mid @let-me-be-an-egg-toast @chamber-of-voices @vivivinn @biblicallyaccuratepringles @mara-demoness @crystalline-loptous @marshmallowtree @vampedtrashpanda @little-gremlin-cat

:D

yay!

here’s my list of some off the top of my head

if your names not on here don’t worry your still my mutual for a reason!!! @atropus-belladonna @s0ur-w0rmzxd @pancakesthewormwithcandy @fuzztorh @golden-bubblebee @th3-st4r-gur1 @bringerofmolk @tumbling-darkling @unearthlore

( I’ve missed so many)

( also not tagging a couple whom I know don’t like tag games)

HI HELLO HI

Drags you all here

@thewandererh @knilolas @amostdelectablescribbler @lavoszero

WAHOOOOOO

hello ^_^!!!

@finleyforevermore @certified-ruler-of-everything @ghosttai @d3ad-r4tz @psilliguykai @leviathan710 @th3realsp1nb4llwh1zz3r @wilbiegxlibi

Well hi

@finleyforevermore @florathecoralien @cannibalpie-citrine @helixthetr4nsm4sc @ardroise8723 @4gn0l0tt1-dud3 @mr-meatgrinder @battery-enthusiast @kyalizkewl

If I didn't tag you it means we haven't interacted or sum in awhile and Ion wanna disturb you

i have but one person to tag. tragedy

@lorejelly hey girlieee (gender neutral)