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I'm not that new to tumblr but still please help me
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last google search, go

um. Tag four people.

what do they make sewer tunnels out of

bad guy piano sheet music

DON’T JUDGE ME.

You’re the only person I could think of.

... Trogdor the burninator 🐉💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥

I don’t know what to say. Uh. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THE CONTEXT OF THIS?

OPEN TAGGGSSSS but @dasimpshrimp I’m curious about yours fellow rizzler 😈

"perineum meaning"

I didn't know wtf it was and was reading a oneshots with it mentioned. Still don't fully understand what it is tbh

X

The old twitter, i dont have anymore the app so yeah, I had to google it

"Asexual symbols"

I forgot how the ace of spades looked like and I needed it for simbolism 😔

"soot sprites spirited away"

I got little soot sprite hair ties and wanted to show my uncultured friend what they looked like lol... 🙏

”Ink sans body pillow”……

do not perceive me….*cries as I huddle in a corner*

@marrmora, @notagamerlol, crap idk who else to tag bc the ppl I was gonna tag already got tagged-

Sw..nse.. mouthw..shing..

Hm..

I don’t know who to t..g.. ..nyone is free to reply..

🌀❄️..

"is it normal to commit cannibalism as a coping mechanism if you have done it in the past for survival reasons"

Don't ask-

@gizmos-n-gadgets @luckybeansy @ I don't really have anyone else to tag-

Aegis

I’ve been doing research for eventual Epic The Musical character designs

“How far is Shanghai from [where i live]”

amazon apparently shipped a package, unshipped it, and is now shipping it again

“Why are sabertooth tigers extinct”

open tags

"android sdk" call me a nerd! i had to reinstall a lot of stuff okay. i.t. is hell on earth

@forflightlessbirds @eurypotpourrie @averillkillsyou @transiently-translucent @my-mom-named-me-duck @mildlybizarrecorvid i interacted with you guys at least once, therefore i summon you + open tags!

Ummm yeah this upcoming test be fucking with my brain…….

The answer is nothing, but also like millions fucking dick. The other was how much is Jason Todd worth in comics.

. . . I don't use google, so, uh...

My last duckduckgo search was. Just. Ao3. To look up Timbern one shots.

Before that it was "Are dick's an organ?"

Googled this as I'm unsure if that one Sonic Toy game for mobile devices is out yet or not

@aestknowsbest @blurrilines @vexic929 @ginycn @rhilumi @kaliina-catoe-blog and anyone else interested in this can say I tagged you ^^

I had to make sure bc I had a soap-flavoured lollipop before and I really thought there was a booger one too. But I think it was bacon....

I like woody the woodpecker….

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Assassins

“Below are selected prices that are paid to professional assassins by criminal organizations and drug cartels for a contract hit.

In Australia, the median price to hire a hit man is $13,610 (9,800 Euros), with the price going up to $83,000 (60,000 Euros) based on the task.

In Mexico, the cost for a low level assassin is $208 (150 Euros), and up to $20,832 (15,000 Euros) for a higher profile target like a police chief.

The prices paid in Argentina are between $3,749 (2,700 Euros) to $5,555 (4,000 Euros) per hit.

Government statistics in Spain state that 40 assassinations take place each year, with prices for the hit ranging between $27 (20 Euros) to $69,000 (50,000 Euros).”

So cheap! I always thought things like this would cost more than $1 million…

This is super useful to know!

and not just for writing!!

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pyrogavinofree

HOLY FUCK

HOW MANY HOURS HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO FIND HEROIN PRICES ON THE INTERNET WHAT A GREAT DATABASE

Actually useful. Sometimes incognito isn’t enough.

and suddenly my life just became much easier

I’ve heard of this before but the GIFs made it better 

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