That is not a face that can wait any longer

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evangelicals being like "god made men to do This and be like This and women to do That and be like That that's just how it is" and it's just a picture of a white man and woman following traditional gender norms makes me so insane like you boring fascist fucks. god made 2 million species of beetles. god made whales, ducks, humans, and 1500 other species capable of same sex behavior. god made fish and amphibians that change sexes. god made more than 30 different intersex variations in human beings. god, in his infinite curiosity. wake up!!! fuck!!

"god wants women to have perfect no-makeup makeup looks and stay at home not talking back and upholding capitalism" god??? that guy who made lizards that shoot blood out of their eyes?? that guy who made salmon do whatever the fuck that is?? are you fucking crazy???

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a simple lineless survivor doodle

a dark glowy version too

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Early I know but please tag all your mutuals less make a massive chain

I’m down for this

@imperialkatwala @bees-official @lingonberry24 @quietpython

Uhhhhh i only saw this post now mb 😭

Anyways @the-fake-catholic-church @homocidalpotat @breadismylifeline @mcgeese @realm-of-clouds

I am in

@leprechaun-stealerofgold @secretly-a-goose @pennyroyald @myl0l0v3scl0uds

(need to check who but for now)

@smileinc @walking-at-nighttime-is-the-life @dandelionflowery @pennyroyald @the-official-goose-god @maryland-officially @bees-official

(i cant get the others for some reason)

Wasn't tagged but this looks like a fun idea :333

sorry Abt the longer list of tags 😔

@nightmaretherabbit @bloodyraremedium @dinosaurthecaliforniagirlanon @dirtbag-serving-cunt @wolfbon3z @enoua5 @caramelcactus @n1strangerthingsfan @staygaybaby @fruitbatz12 @galezellybelly @wantsharptteeth @glitch-1983 @skyblueartt

(unrelated to the gifverse but gif blog tags. I am @i-make-things-spheres btw :333)

@i-make-things-explode @i-make-things-glitched-out @i-make-things-into-faces @i-make-things-content-aware @rotating-donuts-blog @i-make-things-snakes @i-make-things-pyramids

Yes

Yes

Yes

Yes

@maryland-officially @maryland-no-rabies get 'em.

Also @clowneryandshenanegans @worldsbiggestnerd101 @ilikebookssomuch @mintbecrazy @th3-r4t-48 I forget who else

YEs

@willoillo @myfairkatiecat @sombrathedragon @ham-cheese-toastie @nowjumpinthewater

@thishumanformislimiting @alaydabug2 @imnotskyguy-remake

I shall tag everyone eventually there is just too many

*pulls out list*

yes.

@richieshusband @guskinnie @sunflowergamer6 @sabrine-bree-the-bravery @dingus0401 @ace-aussie-asshole @colorfullaudino @moreover-clover @gayspacewizardsandassassins @autistic-katara @somebodysaidimpulsive @this-machine-runs-on-coffee @stargazing-with-friends @horny-lil-art-hoe @faenemy @purplexedd @flufallo @tinybitofhope @ender-of-the-sender @infpvee @biscuits-spooky-diner @ashes-onthewind @immyh @psychicbluebirdmiracle @railway323 @rosegoldenatlas @the-decapod @imobsessedwiththeatre @chaia-does-art @0706-kai-apo @twomanyfandomshelp @stargazing-with-friends @cresent-solace @g0blinm0d3 @goneahead @finleyforevermore @imobsessedwiththeatre @imarayoffuckingsunshine @bluexjayy @junie2931 @ilov3b00kss0much @iris-flower1019 @percabethlvr @tripleatech @salubriousbean @www-dot-why-are-you-here-dot-com @improcrasinatingrightnow @imnotskyguy-remake @greatinconvenience @trash-panda-writes-stuff + all my other moots! (srry if you're my moot and I didn't tag you this is kind of the tag limit T-T)

I'm sold

@shark-tranny @four-leafed-queer-gal @lucasthedoofus-mushroomskulls @cado-thingy @green-001 @thecrazyalchemist @onetimemacaroni @sarah-ankh

@oliviartist @david-goldrock @floralcavern @thecrazyalchemist @starburst2000 @mikewheelerfan2022

@autistic-katara @aguineapigcouldntdothis @alchemicalwerewolf @aqlstar

Reminder

Definitely doing this!!

@theultimaterewatcher SHOUKD I SUMMON THE MEGGA HOARD FOR THIS??

yes.

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If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

38+2 weeks

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

Woah mama I’m pregnrto

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Tell me which mutual I am! You can leave a reply to this post, send an ask, or DM me! (Even if we're not mutuals, you can interact with me if you follow me 😉)

@thegreatbuttoneer @bonsai-just-wants-to-forget @stuck-in-a-forest @nonbinary-potatoes @braInwashed 

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The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

It’s just this and her court pushes her around the stage on wheels and every act it gets taller until she towers over everyone

Also in act 3 (I think) it swings open at the front and her husband is sitting inside reading a newspaper

I saw this again on Tuesday so here are some things I’d forgotten about:

here’s a video

more. (btw this is a parody/reference to the very famous “rose adagio” from sleeping beauty)

the Caterpillar is pretty neat too

(all of these videos are from the Royal Ballet’s productions in 2014 and 2017)

Finally an adaptation that makes feel like I’m going to have stroke, it’s perfect

This looks fucking bonkers, I love it.

Wow fascinating!

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WHYJ IS THIS RAT LICKING MY TOES

:(

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they do that

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

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Defeating transphobes by turning the tables on them and telling them "transphobes aren't real".

"Oh, hold on, do you think you're transphobic? That's a mental illness. Don't worry, you'll grow out of it and be normal again."

"Transphobia's just a phase, it's not real, so I don't need to respect your opinions."

"You're lying, right? You're just pretending you're transphobic so you can invade our private spaces and verbally assault people, right?"

"THEY'RE TURNING THE MICE TRANSPHOBIC-"

"The only opinions you can ever have are the ones God gave you at birth, and pretending to be transphobic makes you nothing but a sinning abomination and an affront to God's will."

"What do you mean you're transphobic and you need a new brain?? You don't get surgery over pretending to be something that doesn't exist!"

"What? Transphobic? Kids these days think they can do anything! What's next? Hating puppies?"

Woof woof.

I admire your optimism, but this is the city of woof woof, and my posts never reach 10k.

My posts don't reach 10k lol nice try

:)

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If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it

If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me

Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

I did too, hope this helps

As did I.

give me back my fucking checkmark

no

IVE BEEN FORCEFEMMED

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how about now?

when life gives you lobsters

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED: GIMMICK THEFT

Is "GIRLS" enough to qualify for being a spell?

if they leave you spellbound

*touches soil*

Something terrible happened here

*looks at time stamps and finally sees the apparitions at the edge of my vision as I begin to run away*

Oh Shit It's still happening

yayy i get to use one of my favourite reaction images

there's girls there, hope this helps

Return my beacon to Mount Kilkreath

pretty sure all 1342 notes are part of this same reblog chain

gaze upon the all-glowing Cube

entered? It was always in it. i am a gimmick blog and wanted to make a post about girls (as is related to my gimmick)

IM GOING TO CONQUER THE TIMELINE

will there still be girls?

Im going to make this so much worse.

@rat-detector-334 @rat-detector-24 @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-thirteen

@rat-detector-236 @snailifier @snailspng @gimmickchanger @gimmick-therapist @gimmick-blog-bracket @gimmick-remover

@gimmick-therapistx2 @gimmick-therapistx3 @detector-of-things

@detector-detector @bear-detector @bees-official @elvis-official

@robot-elvis @post-uwuifier @post-catifier @post-store @crowifier @pea-detector @creatures-in-posts @poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts @i-am-a-fish @i-say-waa @i-detect-rickrolls @fox-detector

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