Hell is empty and all the devils are here

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

getting wifed the fuck up rn 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i'm doing the wifing just so we're clear

Damn right u are

you see, Kmag would've never allowed a race this boring

do yalls think kevin/aaron wear hats and stuff? im a big kevin w glasses truther also btw

im thinking like baseball caps, backwards hat, maybe a beanie? 🤷‍♀️

Kevin would have a wall of hats (mostly exy team merch, let's be honest), Katelyn would get Aaron hats and he'd just refuse (he'd keep them, but the pale fuck would Burn in the sun and not even consider wearing them)

picrew tag game! 🖤🔪💋 picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/257476

I did two bc the hair options were so so so cute and I couldn’t resist loll. also if there is a lollipop option you can assume I’m going to use it bc I’m a candy addict 🍭

tagging @vilecemetery @rottingangel9 @eloisesecret @preposterousray @sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast @shubhadeep385 @urlocalbone @mossterious @butterflypython @voidze @goddessdiary @heavensentfawn @noisette-tornade

and anyone else who wants to join

Npt! @thesadnessandthesorrow @daggerhobbit @choucon @rins-batcave @eloose @someoneverypotter @locothewolf @ning-ningx300 @skyisasilly @perpetualloser10191 @indecisiveness-incarnate @miserable-individual @thelovelyvie + open tags!

I wanna give you flowers. Thank you for the tag

@rins-batcave

flowerrr

thanky for tag honey

i did this one kinda weirddd

Everyone did a good job all are so cute

mine

she's a lil baddie/diva

@zithergiltscorner @l3sb14nc4t

And they are cousins

@n1c0tin3

I wasn't tagged however this was a lot of fun hehe

@oliverisagaymuggleborn @xxasspen-h3s-3moxx @vsimp14 @essir-png @failureofchemistry

wowowowow thx 4 th tag!!

super coolio

npt: @riverx0x0x @fernissilly @ketchup-is-green @https-fizzysclowntears-com and ofc open tag<3

ty!!!😼

@glxybld-mustdie @thebitterbeanjuice @thnksfrthpoison @naecobain and anyone else

hi!

this is actually exactly what i look like irl you guys /hj

@jeanmoreausautismstickers @bloodyvampwings @playgroundeyes @absolutely-existing @unwise-cleric @mothybxtch @justicevampire + anyone else!!

this is in fact almost exactly how I look 😌

@chaoticbuggybitchboy @cryptkeepersshadow @longspacerat @mapbottakeamap

@toiletepaperroll @honeyimhomeosexual @riveronmars @rainy-doe @bed-of-ashes

 A friend threatened me to repost so I will!

Basically, there r tons of fake asses on tumblr who just want comments and followers, so someone started this to see who's actually a good friend. Everyone I tag better repost (and tag other people and preferably threaten them in a creative way as well) bc I'm high on caffeine and newfound lesbianism and will resort to violence.

@ey-theys-was-coronas

@fangirlhehe

I would tag more people but they're the only ones I've really interacted with-

Hey queeeeeen!!!!! How ya doing with your newfound lesbianism?

@i-got-poisenality @gone5doll @theoneandonlypatches @above-the-foldd

I know I didn’t tag everyone, I just can’t remember all of my mooties and I’m tired lol

Uhhh- ill try to tag everyone i can remember, its been a minute since ive been active ok here.

@more-sonorous @ey-theys-was-coronas @newsies-lodging-house @sprace-javey

I'll do as many as I remember

@sobsloudlybutprettily @imnotactually-a-crouch @prongsie-piee @werewolf-from-mars @my-castles-crumbling @bigmack2go @ey-theys-was-coronas

@swirling-romantics @fifisettos @xerussquirrel @urgayoldercousinmags @nolonger-ams @soupdeewoop @eternally-wandering @liv-in-the-chaos @clodyghost i think thats most if not all of my people

@indigostation @astronomical-anteater @turtlesinatree @ literally anyone who isn't here just for meaningless engagement farming

I'm too bad at interacting with people for this lol

@starkayezer @blueberry-b4gel @astarsmindd

making actual friends yesssss

@woods3115 @mairon-goth-minion @sunshinerainbowsandlollipops @sage-way

my bros and gals and other pals!

@lex-dr4ws @fictionalsimp09 @look-a-gay @fictionalsimp09 @kayylivesinchaos

@hawaiianshirttaco64 @goldsmith-angel @rainystarssx @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can

@cch3rrybomb @icrytomyownpoetry @bluebevvy0409 @lesbian-disaster-tm @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft

@bibeantransbean @birdiebirdjay @percyweasleyapologist @toooster @blob-of-social-anxiety

@danaris112 @lirenthenonlyrist @aelia-posts @permetutotheworld @guess1mjustheren0w

@s1r1us0black @glitchedmoon5 @garden-of-runar @secret-sageent @soupyloopyx

@printershorts @sunsstars AND ANYONE I FORGET BC I JUST WOKE UP AND I’M TIRED Y’ALL ARE JUST AWESOME 🤘✨

I'm probably forgetting a bunch of people but

@printershorts @the-archivist-14 @clodyghost @danger-dayze

@miqotepotatoe @equippedtolove @cestpassam @guess1mjustheren0w

@percyweasleyapologist @hawaiianshirttaco64 @rainystarssx @frebbyfazballz

@allonsy-moony @ttroubledwaters @theblackstar04 @what-would-sappho-do

@shadowjinx2906 @the1970sdeadgaywizard-regulus @thatrandomlemononyourcounter1 @undercontrolofdarkness

@fangsded @l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft @etoilenoiree @tastelessleather

Eeeee, thank you for the tag!! I’m probably forgetting a lot of people but I’ll do my best!! Ok, here we go-

@danaris112 (I know you tagged me but I gotta tag you too :) !!) @izzieclarksonzz @autisticfanperson @sarnai4 @zevuffie @ruvastuon @coracx @blondelotus (for some reason it’s not letting me tag her but she’s just joined and we’re irl friends!!) @lunesartsworld @tannabet @i-set-my-autism-on-fire @sugar-blaze @bobthetitanisback @aalinaaaaaa @not-alesha @esli444 (I hope I got you all, I don’t really interact with many people so idk but I love you all so much!!)

@1oddboi1 @the-archivist-14 (I know you tagged me, but I'm just following your lead here x3)

I'm not too active with interacting with others here- But y'all are amazing friends! I don't say it often enough, but I love y'all <3

@eclipsen-smiles @ghostofa-spacenerd @taterhoots @zopharooni @janijams @wolsalwastaken @eweeismediocre @shardilarf @isoparty @cinnakit @i-set-my-autism-on-fire

I would tag more but I have anxiety B)

You all are awesome :3

(I'm also doing the thing where I tag the person who tagged me i guess lol)

Uhhhh

Uhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I need to get a list hold on

@the-voices-in-my-pancakes @thecoastxlwaters @thekillermaretwinz @multifandomcutie13 @ze-slaughtermod @crussofang @eternal-soup (we don’t talk much but you’re here anyways you simp.) @purrplespacecats @yum-zlurplie (holy shit we moots?) @flxwerasmxs @isoparty (yeah you to.) @seventeenwizards @coolgirl576 @librarian-computer @bagelg00se (you cannot escape either.) @luciddr34m @shardilarf @novasolstarr @birbisanon (we should talk more) @solarflaresandsunspots @grabble45 @letthebloodrunlikeariver (idk if you have a mod account.) @mars-paws @rye-bread-the-2nd @sleepdeprived-idiotlol @huhwhuhs (pls don’t smite me for this.) @atherflame-theconcubus @creator-of-creativious @ardbar @100percentevil @sixtyune @m1lky-way-bi @pastelshark123 @that-one-unknown-artist @ryandabean @purplec4ndy @doodlebug091 @gummysunnybear @holygarm (you to, simp.) @artoutoftheblue (simp x3) @sillyneurodivergentgoober @wonderstrawberries @harvest-is-tired @achickennamedcheese (you are not exempt.) @serv0z @lunar-disillusionment @lunthestar317 @stormbreaker-290 (you also. Simp x4)

Honor mentions

@c4lyps00 and @kukikoooo

And now I’ve hit my mention limit. Oopsie.

Hold up, me??? Well, alright lol.

And the original post says to threaten in a creative way, so...

@sasterisk @chaotic-moth-energy @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @novasintheroom @rainydayzo @jeff-the-camel-spider @puzz1eb0x @tsub-ki @saltycat207 @soul-of-justice--uty @eclipsen-smiles @paracosm-ink @

uhhh @gayfrogtime @odeggy @yourlocalkandikid @0mr-friendly0 @that-writing-protatogen @the-voices-in-my-pancakes @chemicalwolfgames

I am not good with threats :( But I will try for the sake of this post

I'm watching, take care of yourselves or else I will appear out of anything purple you own and give you a bowl of spaghetti

oh boy okay

@asp3ns-art @abbysaltar @anomymous1 @asp3nreblogs @anntrapta @blairthebword @beloved-of-john @cool-lesbian-is-here @caffeinated-object @cael-is-inlove @demigod-jack-hearth @em-is-fallin-for-a-daffodil @galaxygorl-does-stuff @hayleeewaylee @i-sizzled @jammahanna @lipsyncs-n-fitchecks @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @odeggy @pride-flags-from-rocks @rednexxsaysthing @stargazin-on-mars @theancientfootsteps @thingonthenet @yourlocalkandikid @yourlocaltboy @st4rboyloser

If you don't reblog with your moots, I will put an impossible to find rock in your shoe. Even if you get new shoes, I'll just put another one in.

@kylosreblogs @kylokilljoy @namelessghost04 @faerixo @queerskiies @queenofthegays15 @ladyloss-blog

reblog otherwise I’m stealing your pets and plushies 👹

I’ve only interacted with a few people :)

@ashlynbanner-sbg @rageholic-alcoholic01 @seaweedbrain12 @stardustwaterfalls

Okay yea sure @hauntedvivvian @stargazednight @nebulas-stars and probably a lot of other people I'm forgetting

glad seaweedbrain12 considers me that way :) @gold-iridescent @luckycyclemaker and last and the best one @ashstarlights(this one needs to stop telling me to go to sleep before twelve)

Aw, thx for the tag, btw, sorry for noticing your post so late <333 (I gotta go to sleep anyway later since it's 4 am rn lmao)

@giantdigitalerror @paradoxoftrees @vin-at-thehub @annoyinglittleminion @apple-pie-1 @zorasink @stargazednight (Ik u Tagged me but I want to tag u too :3)

(btw, yall are Awesome friends^^)

Uuuuuh, I'm not good with threats but I'll try, for the sake of this post...

(and if yall have pets or smth I'm taking them away :D)

I have axes so reblog or I’m using them on you

@amberdawolf @dustcrumbs-reblogs @kunixdani @somevany @fandomsfordays21 @t3m1 @the-fabled-void

Moth gets a free pass, but tagging them so they can threaten others :D (they can have me attack you if they want-!!) @multiversewatchpost

I'm going to lick your windows

@the-mad-rat1 @paperflowers115 @jupiter--dream @the-fabled-void @iheartsillys @t3m1

I'm not too good on interacting a lot so I may have forgotten a person or two.

I'll make y'all climb a tree and jump down onto a small mount of sand, and who ever refuses to will be forced to draw or write their worst fictional enemies in a canon compliant relationship with their Sona or Favorite OC.

@qin-qin16 @howlsofbloodhounds @what-have-i-unleashed @sasaleletrebol @eluxurex @t3m1 @killersansreal @idontknowanymoreidk @pinky-the-bunny @fuzzball121 @fandomsfordays21 @the-fabled-void

If you refuse to do this, just know that I'm in your walls and I'll steal all the drinks in the fridge and leave it open so that everything else spoils

@aurora-starlight-silly @kiweegamez @mafia-fish @bigassfuckingmushroom @psych0t1c-bread @fish-bowl-buddy

@dav8530

Not going to tag everyone rn but why not :p

@soul100 @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @luvyourself2hell @ribboncrimson @fyreflakes @bigassfuckingmushroom (sry that you get tagged twice XD) @lady-inkmare

If u don't I'll huh...force myself to draw- wait no I have a better idea, if u don't I'll eat a raw lemon :3

(I reblogged it on the wrong acc at first TwT)

@mellowdefendorhologram @deadandwalking @luvyourself2hell (tagging you again) @yourlocalenthusiast @puppywheeler

Hope I got everyone again TvT

uhm.. uhm okay if you DONT reblog this. I’ll come into your house, eat all your sweets, and season your feet like they’re a thanksgiving turkey.

@projectsquid

@blitzstoneshouldbecanon

See that’s threatening bc we literally live like a five minute walk from each other-

You’d better reblog or else your loved ones will be the first dead in the Hunger Games

(i couldn’t think of anything else)

@whatonearthisgoingon @boldofyoutoassumeicanspell @riordanverseaddict

See, I'm pretty non violent (that's a lie) but because we are threatening, if this isn't rebloged your favourite book will have a shit adaptation 🫶🏻

@in-a-different-timeline @bookaholicfangirl4life (I'll come to your house and reblog this post myself)

@multifan-idk @thatnerdybookgirliscool @nekonome-lilyith @road-gremlin @wanderingmind867 (I'll never threaten you with such a thing, but as I said me bring non violent is a lie🫶🏻)

:3 🔪

@in-a-mello-mood @thatonegirlineveryfandom @girlishwhimsyy @zen-llama @mrspiastri @cadillacjohnf1 @fairielux @papayadays @koweitz @purinfelix @jinxed-starry-pages

ik many of yall are like fandom specific blogs but still :3 🔫

I SAW THIS SO LATE OOPS

i can’t remember who to tag rn but @slayer-the-dragon @toiletepaperroll @aidedharbor78

ermmm i’m gonna steal ur eyes and use them for boba!

im not good enough at socializing online and also i did not read the replies so if youve alkready been tagged im so sorry :( but anyways here we go!

@honeyimhomeosexual @cryptkeepersshadow @linguisticsnerd13 @arkhaichno

uhhhh i will.... Find You And Do... Something... like fill your nostrils with goat pee or make you eat my slightly overcooked ravioli

I wanna start a tag game so uhh here.

this quiz:

and this picrew:

my thingys:

and tags: @stoned-shark @moth-boyyyy @dec4yingdogteeth @jupiterrr33 @allulose-add1ct @g1rl-interrupts @just-leui @kamkazoo @losernerdboy @l0s3rb0y-hesfckingdead @siriuslypads @yaboicampbell /nf of course :)

YIPPEEE!! pretty accurate honestly

@autistic-lizard @jammahanna @weewooooweew @i-weep-for-lost-souls @z0mb1eeg1rll @woods3115 @starstruck-zombie @starving-marauder-lover @ning-ningx300 @digitalpuppyy @jjohnnycakes @brainymutt @noxspider @47-possums-in-a-trenchcoat +OPEN tags! /nf

omg!!! :o

@patron-saint-of-cemetary-pigeons @raeprise @vinzgamer @someones-here-fore-sure @perfectbananadonut @ladyloss-blog @imogenthesillynerd @four-leafed-queer-gal @coathanger-for-pasta @breadinhaler3 @the-straight-guy-of-tumbir + open tags :}

I think that this is pretty accurate :3

@dakotaonpawz77 @lettuce44 @siriuslyobsessed394 @sillygoobr64 @aroaceshadowmonster @eloose @lilyyyy452 @aneptunicperson

What. The fuck. I've literally taken this quiz before. And gotten the same results. But oh my god it will never cease to amaze me how it can take me deepest thoughts and my least obvious personality traits and just lay them out on a table. Like DAMN. Um yeah. To say this is accurate would be the understatement of the century, at least the internal part. This is literally my entire being summarized in two paragraphs. I've taken this so many times and ive only ever gotten these and dandelion. but like. fuck.

also the picrew:

kk well minor crashout right there but um hehe

@alwayssirius09, @wise-words-from-a-wise-woman, @dar-thestrawberry, @biggestqiblifan, @faerie-remuslupinsversion, @cool-lesbian-is-here, @prongs-core, @breadinhaler3, @firstcousintwiceremoved-ao3, @arcadewizard, @notmyfaultnotmyproblem, @traderjoesss, @yayyy-insecurities, @that-one-fly-on-the-wall, @fourquartertoast, @organic-coconut-milk, @inafieldofdandel10n5, @astoria-nyx-moon, @bikisser23, @awolfindecember

that result is brutalllll. ty for the tag, here's mine!

one of the most accurate uquiz results i've ever gotten tbh

@jupititties @tyunningcore @shipskicksandgiggles @peachybeesplease @bingusdingusbitches + open tags <33

thank you for the tag !!

here’s mine

tbh the uquiz is v inaccurate bc im the least creative person alive and also i lowkey suck at giving advice but oh well

honestly i’m not active enough here to tag ppl so these are 100% no pressure tags but @chemicalarospec @danteboy hey :)

i think i'm really late but still thank you for the tag!! this is a really unique piccrew

anyone who wants to join in :)

tags: @jeanmoreausautismstickers @bloodyvampwings @playgroundeyes @unwise-cleric @mikey-ways-sparkle-bass @silliestlittlecat @absolutely-existing @artiepoison @roughbuddy @thnksfrthpoison @stillattheresturant13 @justicevampire + anyone else!!

@chaoticbuggybitchboy @cryptkeepersshadow @longspacerat @mapbottakeamap @codename-adler

current candle on my desk is yellow (mental clarity, creativity, and intellect)

@honeyimhomeosexual @m1lkywaymikey @toiletepaperroll

SORRY FRANK IERO 🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵🫵

COME ON FULHAM‼️‼️

Also sorry @cryptkeepersshadow 🤣🤭‼️

FUCK

at least Oscar was on podium today 😔

waiting for my husband to come back from war (aka @cryptkeepersshadow to get up because their sleep schedule is what nightmares are made of apparently)

I'm sorry, I'm ill :(

not to be dramatic but I’d sell my first born child (that I do not have) to know what Jean said so viciously in French after Jeremy insisted that his hook-up buddies were his “partners”

"I love you , I'm glad we're friends"

does any body want to ttalk about the character

I DID ASK

Just got put on timeout for no reason

@honeyimhomeosexual

FUCK U WERE SENDING ME SAD LOGAN EDITS >:((

I ONLY SENT YOU TWO

I'LL SEND A SEBASTIAN EDIT TO MAKE UP FOR IT

high performance sports are so fucking funny nowadays like on the same f1 grid you’ve got fernando alonso who’s 1002 years old and a literal teenager who goes to school in between races