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[tender, emotional music playing]

@apurplesloth / apurplesloth.tumblr.com

✪ he/him || pan || acespec || genderqueer || closeted || minor ✪
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will80sbyers

bro why are we even discussing this, straight people don't do this and you do not write moments like this for an unrequited love story

the party ⚔️🛡️ 🏹 🗡️

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I have a birthmark smack dab in between my eyebrows.

I like it when ppl play with my hair :)

I think I have adhd and also I really like coffee (:

all my moots. if you see this and are my moot, its the same as tagging you cuz theres a lot of you guys>>>

and anuone else ofc

I love the smell of books, ESPECIALLY old ones

Everyone :P

i have this mole on my ear and people often ask if it’s a second piercing cause it’s right where a second piercing might be

@/anyyyy

I saw Beetlejuice the Musical last night, I’m really good at playing Project Sekai, and I have four clocks in my room :p

lets see uhhhhh i have to drive 45 minutes to my nearest walmart (and a state over), i had a dog phase in the second grade and once barked at my school lunch lady, and i work as a librarian at my community’s public library!

I've been to the hospital for eating poison berries, getting run over by a horse, face planting into a rock, infected cut on my finger, and an infected wound by my spine. I also like eating yew berries (tasty snack <3) and get headaches from the smell of coconut :)

When I was a little kid, I named my stuffed pig after my uncle. He was not amused.

My parents where regularly in multi level marketing groups for several years when I was a young child so I often ended up sitting in weird business meetings with my parents that felt a little cult-ish but I was an evangelical Christian child so I didn't question anything about it. But it was weird sitting around in hotel meeting rooms like that. Some had food though so.

It was MonaVie if you really want to know

I broke an arm once when I was 4, then the same limb again when I was 8. For a while I was scared that I was cursed to break that arm every 4 years for the rest of my life

I’m introvert and a loner, always have been. I’m secretly a hopeless romantic, even though my love life is shit. I’ve been to 8 countries. I love the beach.

One time when I was around 7-8, there was this massive spider by the light switch. It was early in the morning. I'm scared of spiders. It was bigger than your PALM.

When I was 6, me and my brother switched rooms so I could have a bigger room and I made a corner of the room just for packing bags because istg I was obsessed.

And then I had to take it down and tidy it all up. RIP my bag packing corner

a few years ago i was on vacation and it was like 2am and i was about to go to sleep. every night when im on vacation i have always had to do a 'spider check' (check around my bed and room for spiders) and this night there was a relatively small one on my wall next to my bed so i called my dad in to kill it :D he wasnt happy being woken up at 2am

i had asthma pretty bad when i was a little kid but i really loved all of my stuffed animals so i would sleep with 20+ of them every night even though the fluff from all of them would get on my chest and make it harder for me to breathe (worth it tho)

i have an undying hatred for beaches. beaches suck. there’s sand everywhere for no reason and it feels so uncomfortable. there’s screaming children everywhere so you can’t even listen to the waves and be calm. the water is always freezing or growth, basically unswimmable. the sun is unavoidable and i feel like a vampire burning alive. i can’t fall asleep because it’s so bright and noisy, and most of the time it’s too bright to read so there’s nothing to do. i always feel hideous in my bathing suits because all the other girls have perfect beach bodies. i have never once been to the beach for over one hour and been happy.

i hate the rain and i have this obsession w creating lists about random shit

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I feel like making one of those uquiz and picrew chains with these random ones I found sooo

Take this quiz and find out what instrument you are and thennnn

make a lil guy with this picrew :))))

(As a viola player I’m VERY offended. So offended, offended beyond belief. But hey kitty :)) )

This is soooo cute ty for the tag @bylerfiles ilysm!! ❤️❤️❤️

And anyone else :))

I tagged some people I haven't tagged before, so if you don't like tag games, please lmk so I don't tag you again!!!

oh adorable ! wasting my phone battery in the staff room for this [worth it worth it so worth it]

so worth it in fact that my phone died and i had to finish this the next day

thanks for the tag!!! this is so cute :O

i am a flutist irl but I occasionally dabble in saxophone :DD

Hiii!! Ty for the tag!! :33

Your Result:

Piano

Everyone does - or at least everyone should - learn how to play the piano when starting to learn music. It's a very complicated instrument that you find everywhere and that welcomes players of any skill level. You're the type of person who has a bajillion tabs open at once. You're a dedicated person. When you find something or someone that matters to you, you pour your heart and soul into it. People see you as a talented person. Don't work too hard - remember you owe it to yourself to rest.

I can't play any instrument irl :')

Tho I always wanted to learn how to play the piano and guitar!!

ty for the tag <33

i cant play any instrument irl tho i wish i could play guitar

I feel like byler doubt isn't that they don't LOVE eachother because that's very fucking clear but like the fact that the Duffers will ACTUALLY let them be together without one of them dying or something or just homophobia....

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I think I've been too nice online. I think a lot of politicians should die and I want the record to show that

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^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

…..

if he doesn’t stab me first

yes

absolutely

Ehhehe

@twisterino10 and anyone else :3

OMG! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!! *becomes kaiser*

If he doesn’t eat me… yes :3

Does this count? I wanted to make a post about this mug bc it’s my favorite but I never got around to it

Hell yeah it counts! Marry that mug if you want to

These bitches the last guys on my camera roll. Uh yeah polyamory I'm marrying all of them :3333

Unless I could adopt them instead? I'd rather like just comfort them through the horrors

he's gay your honour

@homocidalpotat We're getting married on Thursday :D

lmaoo yayy you can marry me in my toga

OH MY GOD?? ALL 3 OF THEM???

I mean… it’s a win

@atokirina-tsuki @miwiromantics @kissboybyler @scarbleu @itwasaseven7-deactivated2025022

NO WHAT THEY FEACTIVEAEETED???

Hi!!! Ty for the tag :33

LUFFY!! We could be qpr :33

I also feel like I should be scared for my fridge and my sanity, but yk..

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