im straight
i didnt check the date and i was abt to go fight kon—
shouldve known ur gay ass was just doing a joke
why were you gonna fight kon
hey man im not gay, all straight all the time 🗣️
if you suddenly realized that you are straight, kon must have messed up BAD
😭 honestly that’s so valid. it’s the same way certain people realized they were lesbian after breaking up with certain guys
he didn’t do anything though, he’s not THAT stupid
I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:
IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.
1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.
2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.
3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”
4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”
5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.
TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.
Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.
why on earth doesn’t this have more notes
I actually had to do this once. She lived.
if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.
Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!
reblog.
help.
do not scroll down.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE
may I just update this?
see the little thing that says help?
Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!
🌸🌸🌸
Anyone know where it is on mobile ???
You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”
PLEASE REBLOG
Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.
this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this
You can also do this on Android mobile.
Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.
sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary
this needs to be known more
please.
If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed
ditto
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yeehaw pro tip!
Do this and you might safe a life partner!
literally!
I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!
Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.
Anyways, have a critter.
PLEASE REBLOG
PLEASE
I BEG YOU
CALLING ALL SHARKS
@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?
this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog
im gonna try to tag as many as i can with gul’s list
Dont scroll!!!! This is important!!!!!!!
despite this not being my usual content, it is way too important to ignore. Please, never ignore things like this.
A FUCKING IMPORTANT POST DETECTED!
yea this is extremely important
@a-counter @achivement-unlocked @alphabet-statistician @anti-gimmick-thceif @are-there-grammar-errors @b-counter @biblepercent @c-counter @carbon-monoxide-detector @cat-spotted @citrus-typos @colortracker @contraction-counter @decontextifier @digitcounter @e-counter @eggblackoutpoetry @etho-spotted @free-post-store @gimmickblogcompletionist @gimmick-mimic @gimmickbloghunterhunter @happy-little-painter @hellsite-quotes @hellsitegenetics @hemo-rainbow-completionist @homestuck-word-counter @i-bork-at-you @i-give-chess-pieces-to-people @i-meow-at-you @i-reblog-your-post-with-balls @i-remove-color-from-posts @i-say-not-ok @i-say-ok @i-shelve-posts @i-tag-gimmick-accounts @identifying-cars-in-posts @identifying-cat-phenotypes @identifying-dinosaurs-in-posts @identifying-guns-in-posts @identifying-horses-in-posts @identifyinggimmickblogsinposts @identifyingtrainsinposts
This is important. Spread the word. It could save a life. @fish-detector @snailifier @corviddetector @maryland-officially @elvis-official @the-actual-ocean
Pass it on. This can save someone’s life. @important-animal-images @fluffshi-wxffle @spampai @endomentendo
@glitchyk @onimusha095 @breadheaddoodles @cz3rqv @cherriisodapop @artandstoriesandstuff
@stupidloafofbread @monitorbread @fand0m-fano12 @breadjazz @f0xx1n3 @ any other moots or users who would like to reblog bc I’m half awake
@weird-kid-of-cringe, @wheezecheese, @breadjazz, @t0tally-n0t-lou, @ray-land17, @bubbles077, @starry-gabby, @hazbinglazer, @loozerboykisser, @always-emo, @yumereblogs, @breadstingray, @iamafrenchnerd, @miles–per–hour, @little-paper-ghost-child, @sparky4577, @digitalcarboard, @dokjas-lostselfpreservation, @nikozai-ceo, @atsushi-brainrot, @jellotheinternetpirate, @icechucker, @syunkiss, @rambling-gremlin, @science-funtime, @mia-is-delulu, @likeaadream, @muddino-haro-dinojustdino, @15-rats-1-trenchcoat, @idiot-squared, @weird-no-im-just-special-edition, @th34utistic-0ne, @d3w-dr0p5s, @dazais-world, @theonlyrealdazaiosamusblog, @brightshaw-shipper, @magicalgear, @sillymultifandomgirly, @mrflatfox, @ask-liam-and-co, @queenofthegays15, @maydaymayb, @madmanpoet, @larz-barz, @chaosvv, @little-sharky-pup-boy, @gigglestick-9000, @stupidloafofbread, @iniovewithyou, @raskoln1kovsaxe, @fyodordostoevskeys, @smiglegjoooden, @ziggyisonzaza, @pennyroyald, @corrupted-bandages, @insufferablewhore, @windyskiez, @xobunie, @koku-stars, @mewhenigettosilly, @epiclilsillyguy, @s1lly-l1ttle-gurl, @miki-tae, @elliesartstuff, @hopefulwastelandmiracle, @xxhoney-biscuitxx, @thefetusfroggy, @totally-italy, @mast3rsw0rd, @armatofu, @mars2moons, @bifluidmax08, @alexandramericana, @lostlavendergrotto, @eloose, @crowwolf8, @kaiserkisser, @imjunebitch, @just-duck-it, @hazbinv33, @railway323, @still-fatemeh
REBLOG. EVERY USER NEEDS TO KNOW THIS.
@thegremlininyourcloset @grayson-on-the-chandelier @insufferablewhore @dogskahara @cheez-the-clown @metalfortunecookie1216 @cookiesnotd3ad @mydreamusernameistoolong
@ literally everyone
OOC my brain is not braining but REBLOG SIAAAAAAAAAA
Let’s spread this
@first-boy-wonder @jasonwayne-todd @irl-batsignal @superboy-with-the-good-hair @spoiler-of-war @speedywithadhd @spencer-todd @brucethomaswayneoffic @d3vils-in-th3-d3tails @r1ddl3-m3-th1s @jokerwithcrowbar @arrowsnsarcasm @not-timdrake @eruzeyi-in-gotham @eisnerloom @theblessed-bloodson @itsmiguel2099 @gotham1news @gotham-city-health-department @henchmen4hiresmiley @luniimunii27 @clownprinceofgay @cassandra-c-wayne
I'll take your girlfriend and put that pussy on a pedestal
EXCUSE ME BITCH-
I will find where you live and I will rip you to shreds, skin you apart, boil your body parts and send them straight to your own lover.
if i stole your girlfriend, who do you think my lover would be in this scenario
Jokes on you I do not know 21st century dog language so excuse me if I do not understand.
then why’d you get so defensive if you didn’t understand what I was saying
... Athena he's good.
Never mind.
I'll take your girlfriend and put that pussy on a pedestal
EXCUSE ME BITCH-
I will find where you live and I will rip you to shreds, skin you apart, boil your body parts and send them straight to your own lover.
if i stole your girlfriend, who do you think my lover would be in this scenario
Jokes on you I do not know 21st century dog language so excuse me if I do not understand.
then why’d you get so defensive if you didn’t understand what I was saying
