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bark

@i-bork-at-you

bark, bark bark.. sometimes bork or woof im totally a dog
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I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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orangeninjadan

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

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anniecrestadair

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

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qelato

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

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saiko-the-pillow-child

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

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galaxyhowlter

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

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christopherandhisstuff

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

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xcassidy

🌸🌸🌸

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undiagnosed-autism-things

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

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child-of-t

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

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autumnthejokerat

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

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pansexuals-rule-all-genders

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

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loonylunalovegood777

SAVE A LIFE

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squibsearching-main

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

You can also do this on Android mobile.

  1. Scroll to the top of the post
  2. Click the three dots in the top right corner of the post.
  3. When the menu pops up, click Report Something Else
  4. Then choose Suicide or Self Harm Concern.
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thepanakinanakin

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

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bobakuto

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

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imahoeforanimeguys

this needs to be known more

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samugiri

please.

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

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overanalyst556

ditto

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

CALLING ALL SHARKS

@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?

this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog

Dont scroll!!!! This is important!!!!!!!

despite this not being my usual content, it is way too important to ignore. Please, never ignore things like this.

A FUCKING IMPORTANT POST DETECTED!

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hey chatters, my dog broke her leg and i dont have the means to help her with it. do you guys think you could donate, or at least share it like wildfire? i would love yall forever genuinely

side note i cant add tags to any of my posts due to a tumblr glitch, so if you could do that too it would be amazing

im gonna gimmick blogs

i havent been on tumblr for a pretty long time so i dont remember everyones urls so if you guys could tag to help save my dog i would love you forever and ever

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NOTES POST FINALLY

10 notes: ill post more art

20 notes: ill draw dun meshi art

50 notes: ill paint more

100: ill try to finish books faster

200: ill finish watching every second life and start watching every third life

500: ill try my best to finish all my homework

1000: ill try to do things i say im gonna do

5000: ill stop listening to concerning music on repeat

10000: ill pack more for lunch

50000: ill try to stop barfing after every meal

100000: ill take binder breaks

500000: ill try to stop using the razor to cut myself right before school

uhh spam allowed @ as many people as you want

deadline jan 1st

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Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

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Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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Tagging everyone i know, cause if they have a friend or their posting mouthwashing, i want them to be careful, please be careful everyone, i hope no one will experience this no matter the fandom, cause thats jut so fucked up.

Thanks for the tag! I’ll be sure to do this, asks will be off until January ish

Good to know, i hope you stay safe frankie!

I hate to turn off my asks, as that's my favourite way to interact with you all.

You guys have really big tag lists, right?

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1 billion notes and i free him

ISTG. we all know its IMPOSSIBLE to get 1 billion.

alr im done, sorry moots

notes♾️

Yesssss finally a real impossible challenge

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i-deep-fry-images

BARK ARRRR BARK

*FREE HIM BARK!!!!! You’ve been barked*

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unclefather

because he will

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unclefather

he will

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unclefather

bake your beans

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kawaii-kunai

HE WILL SPILL THE BEANS OUT YOU STUPID F*CK

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unclefather

he will drop your baked beans

I love when people write posts like they were struggling to talk through laughter.

I love when people

write posts like they were struggling

to talk through laughter.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

BEAN—

BARK BARK

*I said bark not bean I swear, bark*

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

Yea, sure. Until YOU or people you love are among the victims for someone else’s love and the villains won’t care. Would also like to point out that some villians(Kuvira, for example) have been willing to sacrifice/throw away love interests for their own goals.

idk about you but existing in the real world gives me and my loved ones immunity from the actions of fictional villains. hope you manage to get your family out of star wars.

baaaaaark!!

*frrrrr bork, you’ve been borked*

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

  • eat breakfast
  • go to bed
  • get out of bed
  • take a shower
  • write
  • practice
  • watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
  • retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

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andythecorsair

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

i reblogged this already but here

I need to get ready for bed

Since the Paralympics are happening and I’m seeing all sorts of people saying “See? This person doesn’t let their disability stop them!”

I would like you to remember that Paralympions are OLYMPIC LEVEL ATHLETES.

How would it feel if I compared your output to that of a literal olympic athlete and used that to justify not helping you or giving you what you need?

Oh, well Michael Phelps and Simone Biles can do it - why can’t you?

Thats how you sound.

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HELP ME GIVE MY PUPPETS TO ALEX HIRSCH

Hey guys, 3dbillcipher's creator here.

I have to move to another country in the next 4 months and I can't take my Gravity Falls puppets that I built in 2016 with me.

For those that haven't seen them, these are my puppets:

Right now my choices are:

  • Throw Bill, Stan and Ford into the trash.
  • Give them away to any other fan that is willing to take them (hopefully someone who will use them for something fun that can be shared with the rest of the fandom, and not just hoard them in a box.)
  • Try to somehow reach Alex and send them to him, assuming he wants them. We know that he seems to like puppets, so I hope that he'd want these. I even know that he's seen the Bill puppet at least once, because he retweeted a photo of it one time.

For Alex, I'd be willing to pay for whatever the shipping costs (I know it'll probably be a lot). For anyone else, I'd have to think about it and try to negotiate the best way to get the puppets to them.

Anyway... please boost the hell out of this! If enough people reblog on Tumblr, if it spreads to other social media like Twitter or Reddit (here's the tweet about it, if you want to boost that), maybe I can reach Alex and I can repay a fraction of the joy that Gravity Falls has brought to my life by giving him a little something. And if not Alex, maybe I can find a good home for my puppets with someone else.

M'kayyy

bark.

*this post has been barked. I should get back into gravity falls. This seems cool, bark*

In 2016, over 75,000 mail-in ballots were left uncounted and discarded because they were received after  mail-in voting deadlines, which all vary by state, according to CBS news. 

Some states like California allow you to check with the Registrar of Voters on-line to verify both if a ballot has issued and if it was received to help prevent voting errors.

Remember, the most common forms of voter fraud are 1) gerrymandering, 2) voter suppression and 3) foreign participation through both lobbying and online misinformation. 

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someweirdjew

OCTOBER 13. IT’S BEING DELIBERATELY SLOWED. OCTOBER 13.

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