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iamafrenchnerd on Ao3

@iamafrenchnerd

I am an ao3 author and ive written 3 fanfics of bsd. My account is linked https://archiveofourown.org/users/Iamafrenchnerd

unpinning my fic post bc I’m gonna fucking scream. Y’all I am 14. I do not want porn bots privately messaging me. Leave me alone. Anyway this is now gonna be intro post!!

Name/nickname: Chris (not actual name, nickname)

Age: 14!!!!!

Pronouns: whatever u want idc.

Nationality: French origins, living in England

MOOT LIST LETS GO!! @fyodorsno1rat

@a-frogo-sitting-on-a-leafo

@w0es0fthev0id-666

@matchamuffiinmwuh

AND I THINK THATS IT!!! If you see this, are a moot and are not on the wall tell me! If you see this, are on the wall but not a moot, either become moot or tell me so i take u off the moot wall!

I think some of my moots changed their names, so if y’all see this, realised u aren’t tagged anymore bc of name change tell me I will re-tag you

Thank you and good day! (If i see another person trying to send me anything sexually explicit I will fucking riot. I am sex repulsed guys I seriously don't appreciate those)

If I know tumblr, the amount of activity you get in 5 hours is 3, 30, 300, or 3,000

aight fellas we passed 30, time to go for 300

NONONONOONONONOONONONONOO YOU CANT DO THIS TO NE PLEASE NOOOO

it is your time my fellow tumblrina

don’t resist the call

COME FORTH MY SOLDIERS!!

LET'S GOOOOO

I WOULD😈😈

@fand0m-fano12 you know what to do

@weird-kid-of-cringe, @wheezecheese, @breadjazz, @t0tally-n0t-lou, @ray-land17, @bubbles077, @starry-gabby, @hazbinglazer, @loozerboykisser, @always-emo, @yumereblogs, @breadstingray, @iamafrenchnerd, @miles--per--hour, @little-paper-ghost-child, @sparky4577, @digitalcarboard, @dokjas-lostselfpreservation, @nikozai-ceo, @atsushi-brainrot, @jellotheinternetpirate, @icechucker, @syunkiss, @rambling-gremlin, @science-funtime, @mia-is-delulu, @likeaadream, @muddino-haro-dinojustdino, @15-rats-1-trenchcoat, @idiot-squared, @weird-no-im-just-special-edition, @th34utistic-0ne, @d3w-dr0p5s, @dazais-world, @theonlyrealdazaiosamusblog, @brightshaw-shipper, @magicalgear, @sillymultifandomgirly, @mrflatfox, @ask-liam-and-co, @queenofthegays15, @maydaymayb, @madmanpoet, @larz-barz, @chaosvv, @little-sharky-pup-boy, @gigglestick-9000, @stupidloafofbread, @iniovewithyou, @raskoln1kovsaxe, @fyodordostoevskeys, @smiglegjoooden, @ziggyisonzaza, @pennyroyald, @corrupted-bandages, @insufferablewhore, @windyskiez, @xobunie, @koku-stars, @mewhenigettosilly, @epiclilsillyguy, @s1lly-l1ttle-gurl, @miki-tae, @elliesartstuff, @hopefulwastelandmiracle, @xxhoney-biscuitxx, @thefetusfroggy, @totally-italy, @mast3rsw0rd, @armatofu, @mars2moons, @bifluidmax08, @alexandramericana, @lostlavendergrotto, @eloose, @crowwolf8, @kaiserkisser, @imjunebitch, @just-duck-it, @hazbinv33, @railway323, @still-fatemeh

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

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orangeninjadan

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

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anniecrestadair

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

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qelato

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

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saiko-the-pillow-child

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

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galaxyhowlter

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

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christopherandhisstuff

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

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xcassidy

🌸🌸🌸

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undiagnosed-autism-things

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

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child-of-t

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

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autumnthejokerat

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

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pansexuals-rule-all-genders

PLEASE REBLOG

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

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loonylunalovegood777

SAVE A LIFE

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squibsearching-main

this. reblogging this on my largest blog for y’all to see this

You can also do this on Android mobile.

  1. Scroll to the top of the post
  2. Click the three dots in the top right corner of the post.
  3. When the menu pops up, click Report Something Else
  4. Then choose Suicide or Self Harm Concern.
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thepanakinanakin

Sorry this ain’t my usual content. But this is important.

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bobakuto

sorry no matchups here but this is extremely necessary

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imahoeforanimeguys

this needs to be known more

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samugiri

please.

If you scroll past this, I am extremely disappointed

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overanalyst556

ditto

Rkkaktkqkgkwifkwkkdkfw

yeehaw pro tip!

Do this and you might safe a life partner!

literally!

I had to randomly fast scroll to past it and scroll back up to reblog/repost. I ain’t cruel. THERE WAS SO MUCH FUCKING REBLOGS!!!

Yall gotta reblog this unless y'all heartless MFS.

Anyways, have a critter.

PLEASE REBLOG

PLEASE

I BEG YOU

CALLING ALL SHARKS

@the-purpurhaj can you tag the hajar?

this is so unbelievably important, please please please reblog

Dont scroll!!!! This is important!!!!!!!

despite this not being my usual content, it is way too important to ignore. Please, never ignore things like this.

A FUCKING IMPORTANT POST DETECTED!

REBLOG THIS AND NEVER DON’T REBLOG - YOU CAN SAVE SO MANY LIFES WITH THIS INFORMATION, PLEASE

@stupidloafofbread @monitorbread @fand0m-fano12 @breadjazz @f0xx1n3 @ any other moots or users who would like to reblog bc I’m half awake

reblogged this before and I’ll do it again. Not tagging anyone bc I can’t think of who to tag but if y’all see this fucking reblog it

i am silently rooting for all of you, all the time. even if we have not spoken, even if we barely know each other, know that i see you, i hear you, and i am rooting for you. it’s so easy to go about life feeling isolated and alone, but know that i am always rooting for you and the things that you hold dear to you. i do not mean it in a shallow or facetious way, clearly, i can’t ever know all your good days and bad days, but know that i am sending a silent wish to whoever is listening that things go well. there is always someone rooting for you, on the good and bad days and everything in between.

Me to literally everyone I interact with:

what

I just did the weirdest sneeze of my life. I did the cat thing where they shake their head then did such a mild sneeze. It sounded funny too but idk how to describe it so uh. Yeah. Do with this info what you will

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wincherlockedintardis

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

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syd224

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

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my-weeping-angel

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

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everyonesfavoriteging

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

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heroscafe

No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

Sherlock out.

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perks-of-being-chinese

woah.

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trypophobic-canine

it got better

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twistedthicket1

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

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the—superwholockian

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

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badgerdash-cumberquat

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

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winchester-kelly

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

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lotrlockedwhovian

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

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that-one-fangirl16

Idk if I’ve rebloged this before, but I’ll reblog this legend again

Smithsonian? I’ve found the quintessential Tumblr and Sherlock fandom post. Yes. I would consider it definitive.

Ahh it’s back.

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captainthefangirlofhp

Legend of a post. 10/10 recommend reblogging.

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aelinfeyreeleven945tbln

this post is on my dash I feel HONORED

THE POST OF LEGENDS HAS RESURFACED ON MY DASH

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throneofhavilliard

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS OMG

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the-most-medium-teen-lebian

On your dash? I dig for gold like this,,, by looking at my mutual pages.

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heymissy221b

I’ve only seen this on Pinterest!

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alexanderdamnhethin

*gasp* THE SACRED TEXTS!

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turtleduck-enthusiast

THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST I HAVE BEEN GRACED BY IT’S APPEARANCE!!!

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cecil-but-gayer

yesssss

Why did Tumblr stop doing stuff like this, it’s genuinely fascinating, and cute that we include our favorite media in things we do

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maximum-mom

Well. Since you asked. I was on tumblr as this post was being built in 2013. The height of superwholock. Which has, since then, been declared peak cringe. So people picked new fandoms to openly love in earnest. Which were also eventually declared cringe. Eventually the youth decided to cut out the middleman, and declared loving anything in earnest to be fully cringe. So it has been a really long time since the day to day users of tumblr have let any fandom create anything nearing the cultural phenomenon that was superwholock. And it is exactly those cultural phenomena that are needed to create posts like this.

So. What happened? Cringe culture happened.

Try and imagine what would happen if this post wasn’t the “sacred texts” only ever seen in screen shots and in pinterest. Try and imagine any current pop culture detective media fandom creating this post today. They’d be slaughtered for being cringe by the time (in this case) Sherlock was mentined.

But because this post is 10 years old and completely broke containment, it’s celebrated when it graces our dashes.

I blazed a small fandom event announcement.  Because I was genuinely excited to be part of a Big Bang for a wonderful movie.  One of the first responses I got was “Why would you blaze this?” Because of genuine excitement. Because I wanted to celebrate the friends I’d met in the fandom To spread joy to people who might also like the content but hadn’t seen it yet.   The fact that that was genuinely not realized made me sad.  I love thing, I celebrate thing.   I’m too old for cringe.  Cringe is dead.  Love what you love.  Enjoy the small things in life, it’s too short to do otherwise.

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triangles-dont-do-art

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND WE KILLED IT.

SPREAD THE LOVE FOR YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

CRINGE CULTURE DIED AND

WE KILLED IT.SPREAD THE LOVE FOR

YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

yo its a famous post nice

Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!

Ain’t no way I just found this on my Dash, I feel honored

wow. I feel honoured to have seen this. Reblogging.

@persimmonpoet @lanterns-and-lightmares @grimmjacob @afreezingplace (I do this when I cant remember mod's main) @evvwenthome @beautyoffangsandclaws @lucys-art-log @tilskkarishma @teddyandmochi @paintedgrilledcheese @thefreejester @red-wraitth @ebonyda-zai @dogskahara @scentoffloweryblood @oscarsgallery @happy--prince + so many more. Im so grateful to those who gave me something to enjoy in life again that I lost for a few years from others putting me down.

AWWWW THANKS FOR TAG

@fyodorsno1rat @thefetusfroggy @that-girl-glader @matchamuffinmwuh @narniasclosetvoltron @always-emo (ur my friend bc we both live Gin ok) @delightfullyodd @gooberguy7 @fand0m-fano12 @siriuslyobsessed394 @shrii-kk and I think that’s everyone if I forgot one of my moots I might actually cry bc I would feel so bad

I’m bored so here’s a tagging game ig uhhhh take this uquiz if you haven’t seen mha take it anyways (it’s about My Hero Acadamia) it’s on Netflix and crunchyroll (maybe more but that’s all I know) and this picrew left is what you look like and right is what you want to look like (if you already look how you want to just make the right one ur oc) I’m done rambling so here’s mine

Ty for tagg

I couldn’t do the quiz bc I don’t drink coffee so I couldn’t answer the first question

I made one of these because they seemed fun :)

give it a go if you like @disniq, @tiofrean, @daysanddangerousbits, @the-dykeknight, @mashumaru, @stvlti or anyone else who i've sadly forgotten ❤❤❤

Her name is Dandelion Crayon :D

no pressure tagging @foodielovethealicorn @daintydoilypon and also at anyone else who fancies making a worm on a string creature thing.

Listen here...if there's a funfetti option, I'm picking it.

Thanks for tagging me! I'll tag @chromaslip @flashmod and @temper-temper if they wish and anyone else who may want to.

@gaytorade-fucker-69 @d00zy @froggy-having-a-crisis @iamafrenchnerd @acelovesremuslupin andddd i forgot almost all my other moots, jfc (putting this on reblog blog bc its so long)

Ty for reblog

An absolute mess just like my life

@fyodorsno1rat @thefetusfroggy @that-girl-glader @matchamuffinmwuh and any of my other moots who see this (or just anyone who sees it in general) I can’t be bothered to tag more

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