I miss the old Fall Out Boy

Sept. 26, 2016

If Romney wins the election it's going to be like Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix when Professor Umbridge takes over Hogwarts.

PLEASE CAN WE CREATE OBAMA’S ARMY PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE

date of origin: 2012

#eight years later and this is still how liberals talk

my job on the leftist commune is to mass produce those gangsta spongebob shirts.

in my silly goose era

Azula and Zuko: *fighting*

Aang:

this is insane?

fucking hate this

posts that snap you out the matrix

#people in quarantine vs essential workers

why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot

this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike? 

bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they won’t hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes don’t need gas, meaning you won’t be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- there’s no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeks’ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, it’d be much safer to do. 

what i’m saying is

world heritage post

Absolute king

Happy women's month

damn girl those tits are amongus

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@tariah23​

My heart goes out to the 27 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

Once again all you have to offer is thoughts and prayers. Smh

There’s a ligma outbreak, and this is all you can do???

What’s ligma? Is there a donation thing?

Ligma BALLS

My heart goes out to the 28 victims of the recent ligma outbreak. You will be in my thoughts and prayers.

telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing