if only lesbian lust paid the bills

your last saved fictional character is your cell mate in jail

well uh

@untamedcrusader @chaos-triangle @collie-kin

YAYYY

@blazekat031 @yourlocalmonstermailman @tommies-stinky-paws and anyone!

myself!?

(open tags)

This is my own art that I took a pic of to send to friends but I think it counts, yay Lu Guang!

@sakiyaki-sashimi @uwuraven @assholeinahat + Anyone else who sees!

Oh no, they finally caught my boy!!! Damn.

Anyway, I feel like he’d be pretty chill (horrified and in shock) so it’s fine.

@autistic-mettaton @dead-man-walking245 @k1tkatzzz @mindofcordyceps

Well, at least he's probably going to get us out.

anyway, he's gonna try to manipulate me, but I don't mind, hehe

@donuts-multifandom-hellhole @dead-man-walking245 @pissmermaid @k1tkatzzz

I think Cookie Monster is too busy trying to kill Kermit and he may try to kill me next 😭

@little-sunflower-bug @chaoticnerdsstuff @narabea06 @quintilius @whitebeltwriter @worldenoughntime @e-strange-lover @thefanatic-10 @unknownzapy @inkhajiitswetrust @irradiatedrosegarden @iiilovebeam @itslettinggo @iwasbored777 @orioncorium @obsessivlyanalytical @darling-leech @dragonshoard @deadpuppetboi @fluffyninja91 @feuersaenger @gayasshitye @granolabird @hurdying-gurdily @hired-help @haxo-wolfie @happy-mask-lady @kyoodledoodle @kiir-do-faal-rahhe @lordcryosrealmoftrash @luminescenthunter @violettalespinner @noodledog @notloavern @neopolitanblast @bunniletto

I don’t have photos but Fig and Adaine

I’m pretty happy

they’d also be great for breaking out of prison

@sparks-chaotic-cove @vapis-10 @imaloregremlin @itsgorgug

…the entire cast of the Magnus archives. I’m concerned to say the least.

@waytooobsessedwithmcyt @can-i-explode-now @emilynyaesmp

@oatmealdoodles @allseeingmoth @primarilymedievalish

@moldyrainbowbutter

Oh fuck yeah we making an escape plan immediately

@regulusmasamune

SNIKT SNIKT BITCH!!

@lots-a-shipper

all of them? That’s certainly going to be an experience

@kingofballs69000 @knight-of-hallownest @a-being-of-chaossss @jessicatssssalads @phoenixthefraud

@bananapudding752 @kat4884 @chaos-triangle @tenmillionthfirefly @wolygan @crowgenius @rivenantiqnerd

All of them? We’re not in jail anymore and we’ve discovered how corrupt the warden is and hes the one in jail now also we found some person jailed unrightly and theyre also free now

@justthehopeleft @the-ellia-west @tigerbeancoffee @simp4diobrando

Dam

I’d just be there for like petty theft or disturbance of the peace or something like that maybe even murder

But Dio’s in here for Mass murder, Patricide, Animal cruelty, Terrorism, Attempted world domination, Conspiracy, Mutilation, Pollution, Corpse desecration, Assault and battery, High-treason, Kidnapping, Psychological abuse, Coercion, Sabotage, Mass property damage, Sexual assault, Child murder (OVA only), Brainwashing, Endangerment, Infanticide by proxy, ‘n Torture maybe a few other things

He’s probs gunna get out tho but he won’t take my ass with him but ima follow him anyway

@rileyh20 @justa-opossum @durangomonkeh

@th3-r4t-48 @oh-quiznakles ‘n anyone else :3

... @brenda-miller-forreal @definitelydaymiller ... we'd cry barf then call exer, Ms. Miller, ronald, pamela and jolie.

Anyways! @rileyh20 @ashippingpotato @ moots

@brenda-miller-forreal @golfing-soybean We killed the ai 'artist' together.

If I had a nickel for the amount of times someone had Brenda Miller from Jackson's Diary as a cellmate in this tag game, I would have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

@rattacutie @starry-songs @megurus-left-toe @fluffalo @keewee-kat @ pegaq community @ JD community

i just made a joke about them greeting me at the gates of heaven but we might be going to hell

@samanthagardens @flufallo @xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx @rattacutie

Okay

@ceaselesswwatch3r

At least we've got someone optimistic in this cell I'm sure as hell not

@lesbicosmos @keewee-kat @xx-midnight-candy-goblin-xx

gwaine?? in a cell??? fork found in kitchen

this is gonna be chaos

@giolovesyousm @latin-8-o-clock-my-room

Welcome to the agency, Barbara.

New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

they are actually a mutated conscious orange that has a mind of it’s own!

@aurora-starlight-silly @neverniko101 @alwaysmiko open tag ig!

I am not friend with this person who totally isn’t an awesome and super cool friend since we’re not friend at all anyways >:D (/lie ofc)

@fyreflakes @venus-salam-the-puppet @catt6565 @eluxurex @justexistingsomewhere @lady-inkmare @bigassfuckingmushroom @neverniko101 I’m so sorry for tagging u sinceyou got tagged twice but I wanna know what’d you lie abt for me

This person doesn’t have a oc that I will never write for

@lizzyfizzyyyyay123

@emo-gremlin

@youtry2replaceurself

@sillyguyz4ever

@lovablespiritzz

prev is actually infamous for stealing cheddar cheese. But only that kind, no other kind of cheese

@skelpiescool @scooburst @in-case-i-make-it @blooming-skeleton @str4ng3r0nl1ne @caretaleandotherstuff @pennyroyald @venus-salam-the-puppet @mydysfunctionallife @caprisunstwin @100percentevil @thatacefrog @soul-of-justice–uty @harper–pfg @aflairforthemelodramaticc @mildlybizarrecorvid @alexaisfunny @fae-is-gay @the-red-hoodlum @starz-rambles @skelewashere @itsthedracobunny @fishoffontaine @glassanomaly

Prev is human.

@cosmo-lives-here @thatisaloaf @donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @eternal-eepiness

prev does not like rats

@donthandmemyshovelimstayingout @t8pew3rmf00l @everydayknifeday @hyperfixating-is-my-thing

[totally didn’t forget the tags 👀]

prev is straight

@yourmotherst8es @the-floof-lover @coffeeadiction0 @your-average-teenage-mess @eazy-peazy54

Prev is totally normal about Chris Dunne and Will Wood!

@macaulayapologist @saturnzzz-8 @cherrycha0s

Prev has no idea who Dinna Tart is l

@beauty-is-terrror @sleepyheadnat @prodigalghost

Prev absolutely despises coffee—she was once seen in a protest against the consumption of said beverage, actually. Also, the title of her blog is a lie, she has never told a lie (which makes it so she did lie, so she’s a paradox oh no— *universe explodes*)

@superbbirdofparadise @gravityglitch-blog @rascallyrose92

Prev is extremely energetic and awake at all hours of the day, and hates hedgehogs.

@frogmoisturethief (if you have survived the universe exploding 😔)

prev is extremely outgoing and extroverted

@the-slimebox @thesaltyblobfish @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @heytrinity

prev has no sense of humor

@schlorb @silly-lil-scribbles @one-more-guy @applesaucemeow @autophobiastar @phoe-ix @wiwi-w1sp @ghost-roaming

and anyone else

Prev has never ever drawn grian Minecraft EVER! And they are SUPER MEAN! AND BORING

@kaeruutv @chronophobiaclown @theboybehindtheflowers27 @averylongferret AND EVERYONE ELSE!!!!

prev heard about the magnus archives and didn’t think it was that interesting or remarkable so didn’t listen to it.

@insoucianceart @the-bug-carnival @fishcow99 @luminescentchimera @kaeruutv

and anyone else ofc ;))

Prev is a SHORT ferret

@the-catzm30w @ssquilliamsquispmain idk man I have rehearsal anyone else also

prev is a totally normal not amalgamation of animals

prev is the most normal about william wisp and actually hates just roll with it.

@darling-ozzie @minnadekanpai @kktalksshit @fuzzyfuzzzzzzzz @lunarzabi333 @donniewonnie9000 @tentss @saltedcaramelchaos @unjustgalaxy @thanksphalanxformation @seedsonmars @girlboytroylougferd @justyouraverageleafykinnie @okcoolthanks +open tags /nf

prev is a grown 26 year old man . freak .

tags /nf : @kyle-fiore @oshidorifuufu @casualgirlfailure @not-jiraikasa-kun @tiredutaitenerd935 @bikisser23 @lunarzabi333 @darling-ozzie @kktalksshit @fuzzyfuzzzzzzzz

prev doesnt like yuri

@tiredutaitenerd935 @isayaacorn @siriuslyobsessed394 @unusualincidentsunit @transaviator @the-sacred-beast @midknight11 @thegreatjadeyeet @awolfindecember

prev doesn’t have earbuds

@apandainoveralls @awolfindecember @amia-679 @angelic-svicide-notez @a0rt-a @beanieduzartz @chiyone @cherrybitesmarks @casualgirlfailure @criminaldoenjangjjigae @darlingpien @doctorl3cter @enananamia @flesh-andsoul @fadingdazeland @galacticattt @internetsinner @ireadfanfictionstuff @jiraiyumemi @jirairin @jiraiangelkaori @ki-2-your-heart @landminegutz @lilithdeathbed @lxndmine @menheradahliaa @nemuka @ning-ningx300 @pixo0 @rosedsorrows @skyisasilly @seangel-daily @scarred-tree-bark @the-real-loser-otaku-girl @untildeathwemaynotpart @vvioletprinceoftheinternet @wolfthedrolf @yourmotherst8es @yunyunsyndr0me

prev is normal!!

@k1-2-ur-heart @not-jiraikasa-kun @sapphicjellifish @sleepy-princette @pxrplepxnk @criminaldoenjangjjigae @shortcakedoggie :33

Prev absolutely hates Mizuki. Would NEVER be obsessed with her!!

@falling-rose-petal @shortcakedoggie @toxetta @failure-girl-fuyu @jiraisaki-kanade @keeper0f-k3ys @sleepy-internet-addict @dr0wn3d-pr1nc3ss @abn0rmal-butterfly @zxlofttt @ghostyypawzz @cinnqmqn @artemisthelandmine @aclementineforthesoul @toyfii

prev eats tree branches like veggie chips :3

@osamulandmine @icantstopdrinkingoil1 @importantcherryblossommentality @myorgansaremelting @thats-so-aesthetic @4n4-bites @slicedseafoam @strawberryfairyflower and open tags!!

Uhh they uhhh they hate zelda and are faking about liking it clearly 🙏

@l1ttle-d0v3 @thebunnynurse + open tags

Previous HATES their bf so much

@tygerlilyrotsaway + open tags

prev is completely mentally stable

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gaygirldoodles @regulationhottie7905 @lift-heavy-be-gay @z0mb13zzstuff @having-sex-with-a-ghost

prev is completely normal about the 2021 tv show arcane. they have no particular feelings about powder, they just like her aesthetic

@sl1myscarab @seagull9111

prev is actually so normal and fine about yaoi mhmmhm

@notenderlaith @leoinnit @lemonitalianice

prev is unloveable

@king-of-colors @miloslime @kk-cats @gay-stardrake @starlit-supposedly

prev isn’t at least mildly insane and has never consumed drywall in his life

@diangelodork @ineedhjalp @not-the-living-ghost @massivenerd23

prev is annoying and a bad writer

@emi-the-gremlin @paraphwrites @cannibalisticcorpse @fan-a-tink

Prev is a mentally stable cis woman

@necromancer-snail @zmorak @knifesimmons

Prev is a German baby

@genevievefangirl @flowerbritts @wildqueerguy

Prev hates sharks with a burning passion

@ahyperactivehero @makemeimmortalwithahug @fairandfatalasfair

Prev has never read or watched the hunger games

@arrow-jsy @depressedandoverdressed @lesbicosmos

prev is a bad writer who has never listened to hozier in her life

@giolovesyousm @latin-8-o-clock-my-room @ahyperactivehero

bonus on call:

"my stomach is talking"

"is it speaking english or Italian?"

"you look like you're about to explode"

"how do you feel about the fact that two other women named vicky and phoebe make me cum?"

[those are her vibrators' names. yes they have names. no she's not a cheater <3]

New headcanon, that Charles over the years periodically has given Edwin buttons that reminded him of his best mate. Edwin doesn't wear any of them the same way Charles does but he's kept every single one and he values each of them.

I miss dead boy detectives

New tag game: make a poll with your top 5 recently played artists on Spotify and let people pick their favourites!

to find recently played artists: click pfp → view profile → recently played artists → see all artists

@yourlocalbadgerscales @yourlocalxiaosimp @names-confuse-me @touslin @dracosleftarsecheek @retic-pithon @ravensncrowsx and open tags!!!

pick !!!!!!!! yayyaayya !!!!!!!! ～⁠(⁠つ⁠ˆ⁠Д⁠ˆ⁠)⁠つ⁠｡⁠☆

npt :::::: @therealaxlrose @m1lkywaymikey @birdgee +++ anyone else !!!!!!!

@brits4gerardway @fishermansfriendsworld @riverx0x0x @mikey-ways-sparkle-bass @evilrobertsmith @chemicalphantom @fabulousk1lljoy @kill3ralt + ANYONE ELSE!!

YAYAYAYYAY

@gerardwayscrustyeyeshadow @trzepotttt @sweetashe open tags !!!!!!

@midnight-soulless-system, @brickwallcementlicker, @hansel-the-idiot, @mika-chaos-bean, @aneptunicperson, @zeformulaeater, @noodle-shenaniganery, @princezz08lol, @monster-lover-pride, @rrottingdogz, @will-pilled and any other friends!!

ALRIGHT Y'ALL ILL DO IT

@doompicklez @bonsai-says-fuck-this @faerieofthenight @unnamed-enby @midnight-soulless-system @melissa-titanium @mentally-tori-261 @themuseinthewoods @ineedtoespressomydepresso @ll-the-biohazards-ll @oscar-cant-draw @rafareba @ririwithrice @rins-batcave @ladyloss-blog @juan1dupree23 @frankiefridayyy @fluffyyyfrog9000 @forgthetheaterkid @dr3am-caf3 @eatin-bread-n-cryin @geooo0o @chara-bud @crazybookloversworld @sashathegirl @samthegaydinosaur @salfisher1992 @shortmomma1993 @shark-tranny @shroombloom95 @bisexualnerdpanic @breadinhaler3 @brokenheartedhalo @plutoplaysgames @pretty-pink-sock @please-be-nice-im-sensitive @zithergilt

@sleepandblog @butter-is-bored @justexisting678 @west-96 @ anyone else :)

Ty for the tag :>

@radio-silence-fan @beetelz @optimisticc-heartss @sharksandwaffles @girlsnap @simplex-fool @west-96 @struggling-with-an-artist

<3

Oooo Ty for the taggg!!!!

@babyqueenfangirl @galaxys-universe @pickledsprite @xxmoonystoast @mentally-tori-261 @maniacallydeppressedpsychopath @ open tags (sorry if I forgot anyone)<333

This exposes me as pop addict #gay

@sproldenlover @pessimisticbreadslice @girlythreat @itsfunnybcuzitstrue @kgravelle1033

@sproldenlover @girlythreat @latin-8-o-clock-my-room @iambecomeyourvillain @pessimisticbreadslice

@fizzy-watches-and-listens @lesbicosmos @average-joseph @giolovesyousm <3

@ceaselesswwatch3r @ktchuu

great minds think of dykes

Doechii's fit at the Schiaparelli Show 2025 was made for Mel Medarda 🔥

Everything between Jayce and Viktor can really be traced back to their childhood inciting incidents and it’s killing me.

Jayce: a miracle saves him and his mom, forever imprinting him with the certainty that miracles do exist, they can be controlled, he can save his loved ones no matter how awful things get, if he can just be smart and bold and quick enough.

Viktor: he saw the horror of what Singed had done—of forcing a creature to live against its will, of the degradation and terror of being fundamentally changed. For a while he thought he understood Singed, when he decided that he was willing to throw away all his principles to survive his own body. But he didn’t, really. He didn’t understand. There was still a line he would not cross. He wanted to die human.

It’s fitting, then, and unspeakably tragic, that Jayce is the one who played Singed’s role in the end. Because you can’t ask Jayce to let a loved one go, when he knows there’s a miracle that can save him, the solution is right there, it will work if you will just let him try—and so he forces a change onto Viktor against his will. He traps him into the Arcane, takes apart and reassembles his body, strips him of his selfhood and humanity. All so that Viktor will live. Singed wasn’t talking about the desperation not to die—he was talking about the desperation not to lose someone you love.

And so Viktor is…changed. He lives, whether he wants to or not.

And so Jayce loses him anyway.